Sylvia wrote:
> In article <8pifc351ipa51n4kj91v6k7jm6meavo966@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> Ray Haddad <rhaddad@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
> "I've been performing magic professionally for over 40 years"
>
> -- Ray Haddad in 1999 http://tinyurl.com/2peg6n
>
> Going by your claim that you were drafted into the US Army in 1970 [1],
> you, Ray Haddad, would have been (at the very most) in first or second
> grade when you started performing as a "professional" magician.
>
> AMAZIN'! And, yet, there isn't even one instance of proof of you
> actually performing as a professional magician *anywhere* at *any time*
> on the internet, let alone of you as a 7 year old child "professional
> magician". Or, of you as a 9 year old child "professional magician"
> "performing continuously around the world".
>
> Does anyone else find that odd? How did Ed Sullivan miss out on him?
>
> So, Haddad, you were, what--a FETUS when you started as an amateur
> magician? Or, did you develop yer trainin' quickly, starting at, say age
> two? Did it interfere with yer potty trainin'? No, never mind--don't go
> there--TMI.
>
> So, do tell us, Haddad, which magic tricks can a fetus handle?
>
> "I am an expert at magic. Like it or not, I have 40 years
> of experience at performing continuously around the world."
>
> -- Ray Haddad, in 2000
http://tinyurl.com/yoqsh6
>
> And, did Mommy Haddad have to put you down for naps a lot durin' yer
> professional performances around the world to keep ya from gettin'
> cranky? This should be recorded for history, doncha know...
>
>
> [ See: "Ray Haddad's MAGIC Reverse Aging Trick (was: Re: Testimonials
> on Ray Haddad's Propensity for Lying)" http://tinyurl.com/ywxxg5
]
>
> <...>
> > Show me where I claimed to earn a living in 1959 as a professional
> > magician.
>
> Weasel. You keep snipping my cited quotes of your bragging lies and
> claiming that I made them up.
>
> As you well know, Haddad, what I actually proved was that you claimed to
> have *always* been earning your living as a professional magician,
> including *during* the 1950's. Your wording
>
> "I've been performing magic professionally for over 40 years"
>
> -- Ray Haddad in 1999 http://tinyurl.com/2peg6n
>
> has you doing so *specifically at least* as far back as 1958, but
> leaving the reader with the sense that you have even more experience.
>
> Even if we just go with your claim to 1958, then the experience you
> claim as a "professional magician" [1] is now just one year short of
> half a century, Haddad.
>
> "I've been performing professinally for 40 years
> and make my living from doing so."
>
> -- Ray Haddad, again in 1999 http://tinyurl.com/yse8fk
>
> > Before you even go there, define a professional in the
> > magic industry for me.
>
> Weasel. Your use of "professional" means the same in any profession:
>
> "Engaging in a given activity as a source of livelihood or
> as a career: a professional writer."
>
> "One who earns a living in a given or implied occupation:
> hired a professional to decorate the house."
>
> "A skilled practitioner; an expert."
>
> > This ought to be fun.
> <...>
>
> It's gonna be a whole lot more fun soon, Haddad. Stay tuned.
>
> --
> Sylvia
>
> "I retired from 22 years in the US Military [...] After I
> retired, I worked for several companies and then started
> my own business. After a few years, I started a few more
> [...] I decided to sell them all and concentrate on magic.
> This, I did in 1998.
>
> -- Ray Haddad http://tinyurl.com/265w45
>
> Ray Haddad starts performing magic in 1998, and by 1999 claims:
>
> "I've been performing magic professionally for over 40 years"
>
> -- Ray Haddad in 1999 http://tinyurl.com/2peg6n
>
> How is this possible? It's MAGIC!
>
>
>
> [1] "I found myself in the US military after being drafted
> in 1970 and off to Vietnam for two tours as a volunteer."
>
> -- Ray Haddad http://tinyurl.com/2usz44
>
> "I was later drafted into the US Army"
>
> -- Ray Haddad 2007 http://tinyurl.com/2l2ker
>
> For details, see "Ray Haddad's Decades of Experience Magically Shrink
> Before Your Eyes!" http://tinyurl.com/2xbhtr
I think it would be the right thing to do, to set up a charity for
victims of "Fetal Amateur Magician Syndrom"
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