On May 14, 4:05=A0pm, bill page <cooltobe...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> yep chicken nuggets:)
> heres a cool mscdonalds rest raunt song =A0jingle in the 70s
> big mac,fle a fish, quarter pounder ,french fries, ic e coke, thick
> shakes,sundas and apple pie =A0and the cup ran away with the spoon
McDonalds =3D Dog Food
I'll tell you a secret Bill..here's what you do:
Get 2 handfuls of wood chips (I perfer hickory) into a bowl of water.
Get a foot and a half of aluminum foil. Place one handfull of the
woodchips onto the foil, then a handful of dry woodchips, then the
last remaining wet woodchips. Fold the foil in half and crimp all the
way around forming a tight seal. Lastly poke the top and the bottom
of the foil about a dozen times. Put this in your grill UNDER the rack
directly onto the burners on the LEFT side of the grill. Replace the
rack when your done.
Now get about 4 of the biggest ****k chops you can find (the ones with
the ****k loins still on them), sprinkle some salt, pepper, and a
little bit of oilve oil on each side. When your done, place them on
the RIGHT side of the grill.
Turn the grill on medium ONLY on the left side. The heat AND smoke
will indirectly cook your chops on the right side of the grill. This
takes about an HOUR but after the hour, you will have the juciest ****k
chops of your life. They are so good, muslims and jewish people are
known to steal them right off your grill. You'll never think about
McDonals again.
If your trying to impress a girl, here's what you do for sides. Get
about a pound of dandydon greens (yes, the ones in your yard..leaf
part only). Cook w/ garlic and oilve oil on low in a frying pan until
the consistancy of spinach. Or just cook an artichoke..most people
don't know what to do with artichoke. Forget the butter, i like mine
with a rasberry balsmic vinaigrette.
A good wine would be (my favorite) any red from the bordeaux
region...although if you want to represent' east coast style, you
can't go wrong with a tastey catawba!
Now for my next trick...the find you a woman bill! Remember the
story..."you don't work because your aunt valerie gave you her estate
and business. working is for suckers..." If you stick to the story,
you'll bring home girls that..well, I said too much..
-A
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