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Re: They're coming for me (no funny comments please)

by Daedalus <jade@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Mar 7, 2007 at 03:26 PM

On Wed, 07 Mar 2007 20:19:59 GMT, "MCP" <gf010w5035@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
wrote:

>
>"Daedalus" <jade@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
>news:7c7uu2hpjsn75klidpmug4sh7ge6p7vt1d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> On 7 Mar 2007 12:14:30 -0800, "Retard" <retardtraffic@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mar 7, 10:21 am, "MCP" <gf010w5...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>> http://www.misanthropic-*****.com/madmadworld.html
>>>
>>>This is one of the many society wide horrors caused by 35 years of the
>>>***** Patriarchy.  The ***** fascists control the media and academy
>>>and that's why there's an almost total silence about it except for a
>>>rare article like this that no one will read.  If this was happenning
>>>to women you couldn't escape the constant clamor about it, like what
>>>we are hearing about our poor troops medical care.  Who will that
>>>benefit ultimately?  Yep, nurses and health professionals who are
>>>mostly women.
>>>
>>>Tom
>>
>> I thought you liked it when your fellow pussies are in charge. You're
>> always hanging out with them in soc.men.
>>
>> Jade
>
>Hey Jade! are you Cyclops sister!! :-)

Noe d00d, that wuz teh Nereids.

Jade

>>
>>>
>>>> The old guy with thick gl***** -- whose Lhasa Apsos only wanted to
take 
>>>> a
>>>> dump when succulent, young children made their way to and from school
--
>>>> worked the morning and afternoon potential-child-molester ****fts.
>>>>
>>>> Joining the dogwalker in the afternoon was the lumbering middle-aged
man 
>>>> who
>>>> lived in a house with three other creepy men and took his strolls
when
>>>> students were streaming from the building.
>>>>
>>>> In grade school, we didn't need counselors, musical assemblies about
>>>> stranger danger or fla****ng Amber Alert signs to spell out that there

>>>> was
>>>> something a bit off about those guys, even if their intentions
weren't
>>>> malicious. We simply avoided them, and if any of us told our parents 
>>>> about
>>>> them, I wasn't aware of it. Because it wasn't a big deal.
>>>>
>>>> They were weird. We didn't want to be involved in any weirdness. We 
>>>> walked
>>>> around them.
>>>>
>>>> Yes, walked. We left our houses in the morning and the school in the
>>>> afternoon and used our legs as trans****tation -- without adult 
>>>> supervision.
>>>> Close to a mile, in some cases, and starting in first grade.
>>>>
>>>> Yes, first grade, as in a six-year-old with no defenses other than a 
>>>> pocket
>>>> knife used to peel an orange.
>>>>
>>>> Yes, a knife, that useful tool that most people assumed properly
trained
>>>> children could wield without slitting a classmate's throat.
>>>>
>>>> No one molested us. No one abducted us. No one shot us. No one robbed

>>>> us. No
>>>> one had an unfortunate orange-peeling accident. At least not on our 
>>>> route or
>>>> school grounds.
>>>>
>>>> There was a rumor going around about a guy dressed as a clown who
took 
>>>> kids
>>>> to the neighborhood Catholic school's parking lot and cut off their 
>>>> arms,
>>>> but as Matt Drudge was still giving sloppy blow jobs in rest stops
back
>>>> then, there wasn't enough sensationalism to inspire parents to grab 
>>>> their
>>>> pitchforks.
>>>>
>>>> Now, the bogeyman is everywhere.
>>>>
>>>> He's in seat 25E. Yeah, that olive-skinned guy with the beard. Look
at 
>>>> his
>>>> Burger King bag. Muslims don't even eat meat, do they? I bet he could

>>>> fit a
>>>> lot of explosives in that. Did anyone search him? Is anyone positive 
>>>> that
>>>> his "Whopper" won't bring down this plane?
>>>>
>>>> He's the coach at Little League. Why does a <i>man</i> want to be
around
>>>> children? No adult wants to hang out with kids, except mothers, and
they
>>>> only do it because someone would call child services if they didn't. 
>>>> What is
>>>> wrong with <i>him</i>?
>>>>
>>>> People are scared. Dispro****tionately scared to actual threats, and
it's
>>>> getting worse.
>>>>
>>>> Being a native Jersey girl, I'm obligated to receive at least one 
>>>> forwarded
>>>> "You know you're from NJ" e-mail weekly, and according to the list,
the
>>>> number one way to prove that you were raised in the state is that
you've
>>>> been seriously injured at Action Park.
>>>>
>>>> If Action Park were to exist today, its sole purpose would be to
train
>>>> aspiring trial attorneys on what constitutes extreme negligence. The 
>>>> Alpine
>>>> Slide -- with no guardrails and controlled by the rider, forces of 
>>>> nature
>>>> and one's respective god -- would highlight the quaintness of a
society 
>>>> that
>>>> once considered taking some lumps to be part of the growth process.
****
>>>> happens, you break a bone, deal with it.
>>>>
>>>> Even its children.
>>>>
>>>> The owners of Action Park hated children. They wanted to see children
>>>> suffer, to watch them limp from the park with five-inch gashes
peeking 
>>>> out
>>>> from under their Hypercolor t-****rts.
>>>>
>>>> And we loved it.
>>>>
>>>> We begged our parents to take us, and only those parents without
health
>>>> insurance refused. They weren't afraid of a few flesh wounds if it'd 
>>>> shut us
>>>> up for the day. An intubation tube a day keeps the "I want"s away.
>>>>
>>>> In an attempt to stave off lawsuits, the owners did place bales of
hay
>>>> around rides and form their own ambulance crew, and so, for over 20 
>>>> years --
>>>> with occasional deaths and frequent maimings -- the park stayed in 
>>>> business.
>>>>
>>>> Today, Action Park is called Mountain Creek and the Alpine Slide 
>>>> requires
>>>> helmets and knee- and arm-pads -- which can't be donned until after 
>>>> watching
>>>> a safety video.---
>>> 
>
 




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Re: They're coming for me (no funny comments please)
Daedalus <jade@[EMAIL   2007-03-07 15:26:19 

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