Just the right amount of fame.
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only one chick
hung out of a car
and chucked me a peace sign
while jumpin up and down
on th wy back from surfers paradise
hi psychic blog
wot talks in music
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massive attack
'protection'
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i did surf hard though
th unicycle bit th deck
opened up my wrist again and
took a shaving off th right ankle
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bad girl nippleclamp
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i cant complain though
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pink floyd
'pigs'(three different ones)
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th pigs left me alone
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with 24 lb
th monoshock unicycle
took to th surf like a duck
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so th aquaplaning was down
slightly
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no falls in th surf
th non waterproof mp3 player
still alive
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wish i could say th same for around
th low flying trees
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stopped at jo****es and barbie girls
to congratulate em
pregnant again
i bring some flowers man
dried flowers
for us to smoke
beautiful bush
from his private stach
nice hey
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just goin surfin down th edge of th island
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i'd stay longer but
no-one offered me a shower
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sweat and
salt
and beach sand
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headed home
after th dusk
it;s th tides man
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not worth it to hang around
wont get me any more laid
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did th usual amount of
impossible posts
not enough gap
but nippleclamp got around em
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got a sore left shoulder from somewhere
but i think that was
in brisvegas last night
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got hoem and
dropped into a chat room
unusual for me
got *****ed at for talkin to myself
which i;m kinda usedta
+++
and told i wasa funny ****
cause i refused to shutup
for th married *****
who doesnt do it
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yeah right *****
well u named yrself
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just agreein with ya
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they iggied me so fast
most of em didnt see th
lethal kadaitcha man
get on topic
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aint ****in singin for any of em
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unrequited *** and drugs and rock n roll is boring
a rock n roll chat room
yeah right
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dont do it man
it wont get u laid
dont listen to th *****es
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although i
pulled out th door
a half hour before little brother
we found each other
on th freeway
behind each other
i got th giggles
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that is bull**** man
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remember to wish her a happy birthday from me
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just trekkin to th edge of th island
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delivered my dried flowers
and
helped him smoke em
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kuta lady was pullin out
we still on for tomorrow ?
ok babe
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last night
she was with an ex girlfriend
today it's
an ex boyfriend
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i dunno
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ah
my wrist has stopped bleeding
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**** that ankle is sore
wot did i hit man ?
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jo****e s****ting a huge gash on his leg
evrywhere i go at th moment
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will smith
'girls aint nothing but trouble'
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should see this guys
head scar
at th bike shop
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both my knees
wearin gravel rash
one wrist and
now one ankle
man;s bike scars
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march 17
i had to do surfers
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tried
goin around someone's
dead castle and
hit a boggie patch
down we go
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up on th first atempt
in front of
thousands
do th ****ers ever tire
from takin photos
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i actually found
another uni
ont h beach
he just walkin it but
a 20 inch
no good in th surf
less ya play with th tiddlers
+++
nippleclamp
24 inch
will play with th bigger babies but
not as good as th 27
just cant get off th *****
u know
got suspension
monoshock
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a nice couple
bailed me up at th car
to tell me how cool it was
yeah alright man but
nobody cares
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only been doin it
in th surf for seven yrs
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but they do smile
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and smiels are contagious
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smiles on dials
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didnt find a shower
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trekked back th
hundred or so k's and
yummie
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a perfect circle
'weak and powerless'
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feelin a bit weak
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u slog thru th surf
against th wind
man i did sweat
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nobody gave me wot i wanted
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as usual
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three weekends in a row
three saturdays in a row
i surfed on one wheel
at surfers paradise
barbie girl said to go north
if i'm still alive
might be an idea
who knows
i might get offered a shower
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goin south is
mostly a waste of time
georgia
lives on th northern coast
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and she kisses like
there's no tomorrow
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nirvana
'about a girl'
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ok kuta
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i didnt say hi to th hot redhead
or her ex boyfriend
who's tryin to **** me with his girlfriend
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my attitude has gone bad
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maybe mooloolaba
for th next
edge of th island excursion
was 33 degrees today
nice and warm
and th surf was
mellow
not that it bothers me
+++
didnt get taken out
in a gutter today
different state of th tide
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if ya werent walkin it
i mighta said gday
at least more than a devil sign
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when th tide got too high
a coupel laps around surfers and
ah well
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still lookin for me arent ya
i'm a hundred k's north
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machine gun fellatio
'amorous'
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stupid *****
too slow
+++
you couldnt keep it up
long enough for me anyway
let it go
+++
slack *****
+++
th wizard is
home
downloading ****
it;s more reliable
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damn she looked hot though
+++
wiggled just right and
gave me one of those looks
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so
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not smart enough
to catch the land surfer
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caught my eye
thousands do that
+++
so many piccies
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no-one asked for one
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the offspring
'have you ever'
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last night
in brisvegas
a skatey came runnin up and
caught me on th post
gave me th usual
man u are incredible
and took a pic
****in wood pusher
+++
gotta get a louder mp3 player
heard it all before
+++
yeah man
that;s wonderful
+++
and i'm so ****in talented
ok dear
+++
wanna take yr eyes off my sixpack
well ya aint ****in it
+++
stupid *****
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take a piccie and
tell some lies
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my diary reads
otherwise
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get too much
sideways action in th wet beachsand and
th plot goes ****up
+++
and another
perfect freemount
on th drying sand
in front of thousands
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****em
they go ape**** and
give ya ****in nuthing
+++
just th smiles
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i had a good surf
did my damndest
to ignore th rabble
they deserve iggying
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cat stevens
'oh very young'
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lovely slalom
up th boulevard
traffic island
wot is it about japanese chicks
they go off
so much better than th local variety
+++
thank you dear
dont get called a ninja evry day
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came out of th fourth post
in a set of six and
there ya were
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dont need a piccie of u
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some of th trees
are so close to th gutter
i lost one
sailed off th edge
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hello
unplanned gutterjump
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supertramp
'the logical song'
+++
didnt seem logical
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had nowhere else to go
+++
happily take it
nippleclamp
jumps gutters in her stride
+++
didnt fall
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played chicked with a few cars
who were drivin too fast
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value yr duco do ya ?
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i care
+++
th pigs dont hassle me about it
+++
well
wot can u get away with ?
+++
u'll never be a
ned kelly ****
and have th pigs smiel at ya
while ya break all th laws
+++
only 5 bourbons in th guts
and
maybe four bongs
me and jo****e werent counting
+++
u face th crowd without alcohol
snappin piccies and
feelin free to mouth off
cause yr on one wheel
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**** man
surrounded by boring ****s
all inanely grinning at me
and 99%
cant think of somethin orignal to say
volume up
i came here to
SURF
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adjust th shark fin
wizard hat and
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gorillaz
'dare'
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****in pussies
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u ride a girls bike
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****in safety bicycle rider
dont tell me it;s got
4 wheels
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pussie
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man did i laugh
+++
poor ****
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not in th mood
to hang around and wait
for th nightlife to appear
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th wizard is outta here
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'james boing"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
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jebediah
'fall down'
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