hey psychic blog
+++
hey psychic blog
"that;s redundant"
shutup u
+++
sade
'the sweetest taboo'
+++
flight test
"ok"
suspension unicycle monoshock prototype
flight test with 33 lb air
knobbie tyres
+++
****in gorgeous
just let me bang down this bong
..
..
..
side thrust on th dirt
on th swoops was
amazing
+++
on th isis road th
bitumen berm
made a gorgeous wave
+++
just
sweepin up and down it in a sine curve
"to led zeppelin"
there was that
+++
yr too good for me gorgeous
+++
"hey ?"
stay out of it
+++
"i'm radar fournier too ya know"
+++
tenacious d
'one note song'
+++
hmm
+++
it helps me dance on my unicycle
with my eyes closed
it's all good
+++
th spring growth
in th trees
has made beautiful
markers
to ride thru and
around
+++
eurythmics
'jennifer'
+++
"u been dancin on our unicycle in public again jenny ?"
well...
+++
"it;s daylight"
i dont care
+++
th wizard
wont be coming
into the fortitude valley
tonight
after midnight
on one wheel
on halloween
to scare th **** out of ppl
+++
already done it on th net
we're subbin
+++
sharkie is
not in a good mood
+++
hey brother
+++
"****em"
+++
"****in peasants"
+++
"i've gotten sideways on one wheel"
"this day"
"it is a good day"
+++
how' th e man;s biek goin then ?
"i dont wanna replace th spring"
"downgrading"
"We're workin it now"
+++
i do want some more damping
+++
"i'm gettin enough bounce already"
+++
shakespears sister
'you;re history'(voodoo)
+++
so
i been history for a long time
+++
though not so much for
my voodoo
+++
rock n roll paulie
th singin unicycle man
+++
been on a blackban for four months
i havent been singin on street corners
my voice
has become so jammed up from disuse
+++
but i'm slowly
bringin it back online
+++
it was a terrible addiction
+++
something romantic about
singin on street corners
+++
not th doing
th havin done
+++
some of th buskers
still call me
+++
womble last night
+++
when am i comin back
i dunno
+++
when th time's right
+++
music **** i
sang background to everything
+++
five buskers i;'d
sing with in one night
commuting liek a honey bee
on my unicycle
they;d all give me a little something
so i;d stay and sing
not here for th money
+++
eskimo joe
'older than you'
+++
funny thing is
i found a bunch of guys in th street
around my age
singing
+++
how i spent my
middle aged crisis
+++
but we'd watch out for th kids
+++
and then
in the fortitude valley
the police appointed a new boss
she's gunna clean up th valley
+++
i was in full voice
singin with four other musicians and
her policemen came up
and took my beer off me
+++
arlo guthrie
'the motorcycle song'
+++
just wanan ride on my
uni cycle
+++
then th council
fined me for ridin a bicycle
thru th entertainment zone
funny
i thought i was on a unicycle
puttin smiles on dials
+++
*****ed for a whiel till
i remembered wot colour my skin is
+++
that was
three days after they banned smoking
in th clubs
+++
andnot long afterthey closed th
nightclub;s doors at three am
+++
course
th clubs say they';ve
lost a quarter of their profits
+++
casue th poigs are
haulin all their patrons out
into th street
to run a drug dog by em
+++
chris isaak
'wicked game'
+++
yr doin a grand job lady
way yr goin
they;re wont bee
any ppl in th entertainment zone
+++
make yr job easier
well ya;d think
+++
it'll all just go
somewhere else
+++
wot would i know
i was a streetie for six yrs
+++
it;s not worth
comin in
to the fortitude valley to entertain
anymore
+++
with four months away
to think about it
+++
in surfers paradise
i got laid
in th doorway of a nightclub
in the fortitude valley
the man went over the edge
+++
i have so many friends
in that street
but i cant
drag sharkie back out into it
+++
my sharkfin wizard hat has
gone on strike
+++
just
th joint's becoming
lame
+++
with police parked
either end of th mall
overkill
+++
budgie
'rape of the locks'
+++
th pissheads
in th valley
are more trouble than th
pillheads
+++
when ya raised th dress standards
and the city ppl invaded
th place turned to ****
+++
i only sang in th middle of it for yrs
u drove thru it a couple of times
at three am
+++
come here from ****in mareeba
and sell th joint as a
peaceful country town
get ****ed
+++
i lived on the tablelands
the underworld there
exactly the same
as here
i still got relatives there
one of them
all of sixteen
has a bartab
+++
the man
always thinks if he applies his
rules
everything will get better
it never has
or so says history
the stoners bible
+++
alcohol
kills more ppl than
th pills yr chasin
+++
humans are weird
+++
peter gabriel
'steam'
+++
they actively encourage
th drinkers to come
have a good time
+++
it;s legal
+++
signin to em
in th street
without minders
we always preferred th druggies
+++
didnt fight over th top
of our instruments and
land on top of us
+++
one guy
landed
on top of my unicycle
one night
u alright there mate ?
+++
one girl
fightin another girl
beatin th livin **** out of each other
landed in my lap
i was still singin but
we were a little chagrined
come on girls
+++
she launched at this other chick
from out of my lap
liek bruce lee
took her out
+++
seen some wild **** man
+++
singin with the black guys
one night
centre of the
fortitude valley mall
and this guy got knifed
and killed
not twenty feet away
+++
our crowd was big enough
we didnt see a thing
too many chicks dancing
+++
a drunken fight
that had erupted out of
one of th clubs
+++
the offspring
'americana'
+++
wot's all th crime scene tape
goin up for man ?
a guy got murdered
+++
do we keep singin ?
+++
i guess we do
+++
our crowd isnt
beatin **** out of each other
all of us here have
at least three yrs experience
we know
wot song we're playin
is reflected in our audience
+++
we were runnin a coupel pig amps
three guitars
two jembah drums and
i was on th heartbeat drum and
singing
+++
ah well
+++
she doesnt need the kadaitcha man of kuta
there
does she black ?
"no"
+++
led zeppelin
'gallows pole'
+++
"i dont ride a girls bike ****"
+++
sharkie isnt in a good mood
+++
got real man;s disease
sore nuts
every ****ing day
+++
and there are no real women
all weak in th crutch
burned out more
nymphomaniacs
than i can
comfortably count
eighteen months
and th hot redhead
has gone off th boil
+++
th ***** loves *** and
i;ve had to add a second girlfriend
and right in front of her face
+++
i am a ****
+++
and then
when beteeen two of them
they coudlnt drain my testicles
reliably
one day in two
yr both fired
+++
i dont give a **** i';m
th female half of th wizard
black
my male half
says yr both fired
+++
i'm allergic to girls
and you maddamme
are deaf
+++
they both
wished me a happy birthday
on my next birthday
women are weird
+++
if you;ve got th stones
u can do anything
+++
pearl jam
'black'
+++
hey black
+++
"th magic helps"
009
killer
+++
"make me a cup of coffee *****"
..
..
..
+++
nirvana
'about a girl'
+++
little brother has a couple of guys over
yackin about th house
fallin down
i made coffee's for all
+++
can i write
a clue
to th song about to play
next
in my psychic blog and
enhance my gift
+++
train it
tame it
try to
understand it
+++
train
'drops of jupiter'
+++
unfathomable
+++
so deep
+++
didnt come with an
instruction manual
and most of wot;s written is
+++
something written to
make money and
something written to make magic
are two different things
+++
hey harry potter man
enjoyin yr millions ?
"billions"
+++
farout man
+++
he's so ****in magic
+++
"makes big money"
that;s th only thing
they respect
"oh no death is still number one"
+++
we never speak of an afterlife
"have nuthing to say on it"
but we;ve been dead
+++
"sold my soul to th devil"
and mine to th god
"couldnt get in last time"
+++
c+c music factory
'things that make you go hmmm...'
+++
"i did manage t ask a couple questions"
"last time i turned up at"
"hell's gates"
+++
and th devil said it was in yr family tree
"i was there"
+++
descendant of a pope
head inquisisitor
of th french inquisition
+++
so that;s where my rotten ****in testicles
come from
+++
was on a pension for having
savages testicles
+++
th disabled employment service
sent a letter today paulo
"more torture"
"sittin with women"
+++
we never stay and
we never get in trouble
wot we're on a pension
for
+++
wot a life
+++
yr a **** pope benedict
my ancestor
you are a ****
+++
i am outraged
wot u put on yr family
+++
i know it wasnt u personally
cast th curse but
i'm scared to look back any further
aND FIND
another ancestor with
em****ers testicles
+++
cake
'going the distance'
+++
they own me
+++
my crystal balls
+++
of th witchdoctor of australia
who's
blood money curse
dropped the
world trade centre
+++
bang on day seven
+++
right on th
traditional
aborginal witchdcotor
timeframe and
still
my aboriginality is
how many ppl ask me
if i'm aboriginal
+++
yes
i reply
+++
i;ve got the
kadaitcha man's curse
i curse a man
he dies
generally
seven days later
+++
the kadaitcha man of kuta
+++
took twelve days
to get
our worst doctor
hey kuta
dr death
dr azahari
bomb maker
for both bali bombings
in kuta beach
+++
culture club
'karma chameleon'
+++
<<<smie l>>>
+++
i am happy with that
psychic kill
+++
religion
of th honey of
th native stingless bee
kuta
+++
tens of
thousands
of yrs old
black fella magic
+++
**** it works
+++
when i got
christopher skase
on page two
of my psychic blog
dragging him
to his death
behind my car
seven days
before he died
of natural causes
<<< smiel >>>
+++
a sweet kill hey andrew denton
+++
as i recall
u were offerin money
to have th guy face
justice
+++
he did
+++
and wot;s sweeter
there;s a record out there
somewhere
of all of it
+++
gorillaz
'feels good'
+++
**** yeah
+++
i didnt propose marriage
to australias
princess
nicole kidman
a yr to th day
before she married keith urban
in an internet news server
just because i liek th girl
+++
well maybe i did
+++
most of my magic
kills ppl
part of my program
to prove magic real
+++
for all time
+++
so my mothers blood money curse
murdered by her husband
my stepfather
in cold blood
dropped
the world trade centre
**** i'm an evil witchdoctor
+++
i started the war on terror
+++
sugababes
'overload'
+++
in black magic
+++
th bank
the national bank
took th last of it
in fees
i screamed
that;s my mothers
blood money
th very last of it
and i listened as
five bullets went in her head
not as bad as what she screamed at me
inside my head
+++
my mothers second cousin
or so she said
sang radar love
with golden earring
+++
the national bank
paid somethin liek
eighty five million dollars
to new york
during th following week
when th news first hit
i was reading tom wolfe
so i;d know
'the right stuff"
reading about how
th early american
space guys
fried in burning aviation fuel
so i;d know
+++
so i;d know
+++
overload
+++
**** man
more drugs over here
+++
blood money curse
and how big a wizard am i ?
+++
i pointed the boen of death
public
in a news server
at the islamic terrorist ****s
+++
U2
'where the streets have no name'
+++
and a hundred thousand ppl
died th next morning
in northern pakistans huge earthquake
+++
**** man
+++
causse we lost five aussies
at kuta beach
i am a slave
to my
gift
+++
becaus ei am
disconnectedform my ppl
they scream in my ear
not knowing
wot they;re getting
+++
most of australia
doesnt know
it has a national
witchdoctor
+++
i'm better known
overseas and
mostly underground
+++
i watched a guy on th telly
ask for a six foot tsunami
and
i'm that guy;s wizard
though he doesnt know it
and um
it came to pass
seven days or
thereabouts later
about a six foot
tsunami
did kill about
six hundred ppl
+++
my psychic blog
in black and white
has a passage
where th witchdoctor of australia
asked for a huge wave
in retalation
for a
terrorist attack
well before either had happened
+++
the black eyed peas
'***y'
+++
is my
magic
big enough
to have helped
usama bin laden
i have to realisticly say
yes
+++
bugger
+++
if we
started
this war
the war on terror
can we end it ?
+++
black ?
+++
"i'm still tryin to wrap my"
"head around it"
+++
i can prove god exists
+++
"or that we;re psychic"
or that aboriginal withdoctor religion is real
"or nothing"
+++
coincidence
+++
yeah man it;s all just
coincidence
+++
if that makes ya sleep better
+++
my 273000
scientifically confirmed
psychic kills
help me sleep at night
+++
my seventeen yrs
as a minder in th underworld
help
+++
massive attack
'protection'
+++
i dont share much of that time
i carry too many
gypsy secrets
+++
stranger in a strange land
hey mr heinlein
workin in th carnival
+++
for miks benefit
who also came from th carnival
psychic twin
i was workin on th carnival
before
i bought my first copy
+++
nice book
+++
i worked for a
arthur daley type character
in th food game
+++
we bought and sold
anything
+++
on hunch
+++
my mother
th witch
got me a job
on th carnival
+++
but my front job is
workin at th
local supermarket
wot th public dont know hey
+++
we sold food to
nursing homes for
our bread an butter business
wiseguys
the supermarket was a front
+++
in th seventies
we pulled some strokes man
+++
i'd walk th carnival
with more cash
than a hard working man
took home in a yr
with no weapons
+++
climbing between
dark tents and
slidin between tent ropes
like a cat
+++
in my late thirties
th guy i worked for
would yell at me for
doin slides
in my sandshoes
in th dirt
of th carnival floor
+++
a big kid
+++
stuck in puberty
blue balls from chicks
every day
ah well
th stonkin huge magic
makes up for it
and balance has a way of
evening out
i liv ein a ****hoel now
a nine foot square box
nothin lasts forever
+++
unknown artist
'track 1'
+++
that is i
+++
just spinning magic
on th web
and listening
to nobody
+++
cause magic
comes from inside
+++
it;s an inner journey
+++
my psychic blog is deaf
+++
and doesnt
investigate soem things
blindly goin where it goes
but some of th places it goes
+++
th song is
pj harvey
singin about voodoo
+++
love yr work pj
+++
my voodoo
helped that slimy ****
+++
i got
dr azahari
+++
but i know in my heart
knockin off usama bin laden
which i can do
wont fix
wot my voodoo helped to start
+++
it's halloween ppl
+++
and u cant handle th truth
cause this is
truth
+++
i have to make full admissions
to my god
+++
and my ppl
+++
who have no idea
how many have been killed
in their name
+++
blind melon
'no rain'
+++
i can probably make it rain
i dont have the incentive
even with my little brother bein a roofer
+++
the psychic blog says
i drowned th indy car race
twice
ya dont look after me
+++
dont know i exist either but
+++
the invisibility curse
+++
cant last forever
truth always
outs
+++
it;s in th magic
+++
system of a down
'radio/video'
+++
th news of
real magic
real voodoo
would kill many
+++
one day i'll have to face
my fame phobia
+++
six yrs as a street entertainer
gettin used t cameras i sometimes think
when i'm in a black mood
999
got chased by a
professional camera clicker
in th surf
on a unicycle at dawn
parked my car at th caf
and had a cappacinoi and
getting back in
a newspaper
stuck under my drivers wheel and
todays
synchronicity
idiot me
i read it
nicole kidman
on page three
takin th camera clickers to court
and an hour later
they put me in a room with
350 women
for nine hours
worst testicle pain in a yr
+++
nickie
+++
umm
+++
i do wish u
wouldnt
make yr wishes
so publicly known
+++
paul young
'love of the common people'
+++
i've been bad
+++
very bad
+++
****in nasty if truth be told
+++
but
in my
defense
magic is real
and ****s me around every day
+++
i'm fighting a war
against magical disbelief
i'm hurting ppl
by doing it
but it is real
and we can use it
for good
+++
"and to avenge australian deaths"
+++
how much longer
do i have to be
009
+++
the panel
'closing theme'
+++
david seville
'i told the witchdoctor'
+++
the nasty ****in withcdocotr
that makes ya ask yrself th question
at wot age
do ya tell yr kids
the wizard of oz
is th country;s psychic killer
and th strongest magician
who;s ever lived
+++
or mor elikely
at wot age
do yr kids come to u
cryin cause
theyv;e been frightened
readin big ppl's words
about reality
+++
i'm sorry young one
+++
shoudlnt read other ppl's diary;s
+++
can bee very painful
+++
powderfinger
'pockets'
+++
bad as
rifling thru my pockets
yr reading my
mind
+++
i figured i;d
get big magic
doin things
this way
+++
man
+++
my black magic
is involved
with th
twin trade towers comin down
+++
didnt read any of th
conspiracy theorists
rantin on about this
+++
makes usama bin laden
th instrument
of a black and white magician
"witchdoctor"
+++
and not
of his religion
"nice steal pirate jenny"
i thought so
+++
th greater part of th world
doesnt see me
and i
run around merrily
knockin ppl off
and just gettin more
valuable
psychic
data
+++
to turn yr religion
upside down ****
+++
too many human beings die
needlessly
over interpretation of
religion
+++
i can talk to god
and get massive ****in earthquakes
same as yr ****in prophet did
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no05'
+++
a little bit of
psychic
jiggery pokery and
nobody knows wot;s ****in real
+++
maybe i am a ****in king
of old
who talks to god
and god ansers
in biblical fa****on
+++
i am
descended from a pope
does that make me
more special ?
i doubt it
+++
cause i'm an aussie
and i dont want more than other aussies
+++
i live with less
i dont attempt
to use my magic for
personal gain
beneath me
+++
cause it;s real
+++
and that;s how it;s done
+++
and u could have it too
with a little
hard work
no magic pill
+++
i do smoek th god weed though
+++
to get to th point
that yr strong enough
a witch
to take me on
is gunna take ya a while
dont set time goals
+++
cat empire
'hello'
+++
and one day
u too
can propose to a superstar
when yr a nobody
12 mnths to th day
before she gets married
so u can gloat
u had her wedding date
a yr before she did
+++
haha
+++
no-one seems to care but
i dont listen anyway
and probly still wouldnt
if it was all public
i know my street entertainer persona
well
+++
the land
makes th final decision and
the title of
witchdoctor of australia
is not a vote
+++
it;s who has th biggest magic
plain and simple
+++
theland
stillwhacks
kills
stone ****in dead
whoever i point the bone of death at
it;s all good
+++
"but"
but
we made a deadly curse
against magical disbelief
+++
and took it;s
time constraints off
+++
massive attack
'protection'
+++
i dunno if i can
**** with that curse
+++
my computer got smashed th nxt day
+++
tellin me in no uncertain terms
dont u go pussie on this
pirate jenny
+++
we did wot we did
and we're prepared to take our lumps
however they come
"and if they ever come"
+++
i have
legal protection
aboriginal law is
recognised in
australian
law
+++
i can
run 009 on th net without
breakin any
australian laws
+++
they know about me
+++
whether they listen or
just ignore me
is immaterial
+++
i work for australia
+++
aboriginal border security
+++
my aboriginality is
questionable
no-one knows
who my father is
my french dutch half however
+++
i do my job and
squeel cause it hurts but
bein a hypersensitive
superpsychic i
am kinda built for it
+++
i find wot i need
th head inquisitors blood
is in my blood
+++
and i'm not in a hurry
+++
cant be when ya do things on a
shoestring
+++
on a pension yes
but they pay me a pension
this is wot i do
to earn it
+++
liek most folk
i could do with a payrise but
we all say that
+++
the offspring
'why dont you get a job?'
+++
cause i;m allergic to chicks
+++
i dont blame em but
i love em
i sing to em
whiel i drum
on strete corners
after smokin pot and
ridin a unicycle
comfortably numb
+++
i find wot i need
+++
i'm with a disabled employment service
+++
it screws with their heads but
i gotta be somewhere
+++
do the hardest thing u can do
in that
is generally th solution
to all yr problems
+++
i hate writin this thing
+++
maroon 5
'she will be loved'
+++
hey kuta lady
it could be so much sweeter
kuta is cryin we cant
get balance
+++
we keep havin to use
the nasty beesting
+++
stingless bees
my ****in arse
+++
suck my dick
oh i did
the animal chakra is
wicked
+++
some of th ancients
really knew their stuff
but here is
so much to read
+++
i read
i dunno
i lost track after about
thirty thousand books
before writing
the first word
+++
postulate
an infinitely large universe
is made of matter
infinitely small
no more mind boggling than
an infinite universe and
the only thing i think
it could be made of
nothing
+++
if
the entire universe is made of nothin and
magic is real then
anything is possible
+++
budgie
'rape of the locks'
+++
still not cuttin my hair
+++
mainstream science
is creeping ever closer
to the
metaphysical
+++
they already have a problem with
96% of th universe is missing
to explain
how th star clusters
work
+++
dark matter
+++
the mind boggles
with wot is possible
+++
th guy from budgie
is singin about
if you are right and i am wrong
+++
he knows he;s right
and that he;s been right
all along
and it;s just
a matter of
time
+++
i see thru
time and space
liek they arent there at all
+++
i dont always understand wot i see
so i
chronicle it
+++
i was on an inner journey
mad psychic and
looked inside
and saw
nothing
+++
if it;s made of nothing
can i impose
my will
on th universe
+++
well...
+++
most of us
dont have any will
+++
as all psychics are aware
+++
my car
breaks down in th driveway
runnin at
99%
of th time
+++
klubbheads
'discohopping'
+++
error
+++
<<, smile >>>
+++
if i
skite about it
on three hippy farms in one day
it duly dies on th highway going home
+++
i deserved that one
+++
th walk home light came on and
i smiled
+++
ok man
i dig it
karma
bit savage
+++
decided to test my massive karma
i wnt on holiday in my car
withotu fillin th fuel tank
th car duly stopped
even magic ppl have to buy petrol
got out of th car
w
alked ten feet
a truck stopped
took me to th servoce station
i fileld a jerry can with fuel
wlaked back across th highway
walked five feet and
a utility stopped
i stop for ppl on th highway too
help ppl on their way
i walked all of fifteen feet
+++
janes addiction
'jane says'(steel drums)
+++
starts with
thank you
thank you very much
+++
i concurr
+++
nice magic gift
..
..
..
+++
the grid
'swamp thing'
+++
been off yackin
+++
gotta be somewhere tomorrow
black stuff
u know
+++
a man has to pay
for modifying his wheelchair
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no13'
+++
ok computer
it;s only got one track
one wheel
so
u prejudiced or something **** ?
+++
wot am i stealing tonight paulo ?
"i dunno pirate jenny"
+++
stealin usama's
little contretemps is
a bit ofay paulo
+++
"can i help it ?"
+++
i'll fall off a roof one of these days
"then it wont matter if ya get caught"
+++
dickhead
+++
it would be funny though
"wot"
th witchdoctor of th country
never known by his ppl and
die fallin off a ****in roof
+++
"smoek y drugs ya mad tranny *****"
+++
b2k
'bump bump bump'
+++
it;d be umm
probly karma
+++
why i still walk th rooves i guess
+++
too stupid to be scared
+++
oh th next song should of been
back ****ch
"we lost it in th hard drive crash"
oh well
+++
we were talkin about
how th back ****ch has to be
lifted
th house is slowly
falling down
+++
i organised a car
for our meeting on thursday
"which we never stay at"
oh well
+++
i'll buy those new dunlop volleys
on thursday then
i get a shopping trip
"oh dear"
+++
gettin sick of ridin barefoot
"we more used to th beast now"
"bouncin down th road"
"mad unicycle"
"dont have to grip th pedals quite as"
come on paulo
we been switchin to rubber thongs
+++
vanessa amorosi
'****ne'
+++
is funnier
ridin a unicycle in th surf
in thongs
th pedals get ****in slippery
if i wasnt so ****in magic i'd
probably ****in fall off
and not be able to do it
ha
+++
can i go for a fly paulie ?
..
..
..
too easy
+++
bjork
'big time sensuality'
+++
so
i was dancing on my unicycle
no crowd
+++
just lovely
+++
city high
'song for you'
+++
th unicycle cantering
on this beast is exquisite
"i thought we agreed"
"unicycle cantering is a taboo topic"
never ride fast without it
+++
damn if we arent gettin that spring
to move
+++
with 33 lb in her
shes turned into a dancer
+++
when we did th air
she was down to 21
nice for goin over th traffic islands
only crossed two after i filled
33 is
dancing
+++
turning quicker
less rolling resistance
can i have a unicycle with
on board air pls
+++
"yr dreamin jenny"
+++
would be fun
+++
a unicycle with a
little air compressor
so ya can air down
or up
on th move
+++
th ****in thing is
a prototype man
+++
motorhead
'paranoid'
+++
george
'breaking it slowly'
+++
look
i bent th frame a bit
and had to take it back to th
fabricator
hey tripper man
can we whack this in th vice
i had a little accident
+++
flight test hey
+++
th unicycle is mangled
th pilot doesnt have a scratch
+++
said i was gunna be rough on it dude
+++
down th redcliffe skatebowl wall
she went down
beautifully
nine times
on th tenth attempt
she bounced
nah i didnt fall down
she;s beautifully balanced
+++
broken in th middle
+++
swingarm unicycle
+++
th centre of gravity
is never stable
+++
and it glides
thru th trees
+++
i was listening to
hymn of the big wheel
a great track
and dodgin trees
flyin amongst th trees and
lost in th lyrics
and th sounds
+++
hit th straight and
blind
sightless
we're on instruments now
+++
nirvana
'plateau'
+++
onlything is
ya gotta watch otu for parked trucks
not
as u;d think
runnin into th back of em
runnin into th side of em
gravity
+++
th bloody great big truck
pulls me
toward it
as i
glide by
balanced on
an edge
+++
so i always check
for a big truck or bus
before i close my eyes
+++
was a scary smash
+++
my unicycle is whinging
she cant go out
and put smiels on dials
in th town
six months *****
+++
so we ride down country lanes and
do yoga
so it gets ever smoother
+++
hands by th side
relaxed smooth
just crankin out th miles
+++
coldplay
'yellow'
+++
i'm sorry yr off th
unicycle playlist
u'll go back on
i got
ancient technology AND
i can put in maybe
55 songs
+++
we're about to enter a new month
a new playlist and
even th **** folder
in th computer
changes
+++
i went thru wot
my twin brother downloaded
th last coupel of days
wot happened man
he's gone eclectic **** on me again
+++
**** no
theres a woman
comin into our life
+++
"th redhead down th edge of th island"
"has rung a couple of times"
+++
hi sabrina
+++
"u think she;s readin it again"
u think she ever stopped ?
she was besotted by magic
+++
the land surfer is still
posting
+++
**** we miss u girl
+++
****in witches
+++
pink floyd
'time'
+++
i have to face some council
that doesnt exist yet
to answer to charges for
****in with time
+++
go and get ****ed
+++
didnt hear ya complaining when i was
****in th head witch
down th edge of th island
+++
i'd rather a bit of help
undoing wot my juju created
while we were learning
+++
"wot he say ?"
u dont wanna know
+++
it;s basically wot i;m in trouble for
i claim it;s legal
+++
by my country;s laws
+++
oldest land on the earth
how can your land
put laws on mine
hmmm
+++
now we;re havin a border dispute
+++
well where are my borders ****
i see thru
time and space
+++
i see the
robot freighters
carryin ****
from th earth space colony
they bug me now
cause th pricks are there
+++
"and ?"
i'm still up on charges
****in with time
i think they;re the time police
+++
"have they found a way to punish us ?"
we're a wizard paulie
i got a cop psycholgoist signed off on
they cant incarcerate my body
u think these ****s will beat me ?
"no"
+++
i dispute your right
to tell me off for
****in with time
it;s my job
as the witchdoctor
of my ppl
+++
i defy any being
to tell me to my face
i havent done my job
to th best of my abilities
+++
robin ford
'robben ford house of blues'
+++
i claim
th balance of th thing
good
has to come out of it
karma will prevail
+++
i got an in
with th karma cops
think i';m one of th founders or something
+++
and one of my kids is missing
little ****er
+++
yr supposed to be in my mind
with th rest
of my unborn children
+++
"george is a handful"
where does he get runtime ?
+++
"i think u know"
she;s a *****
+++
ever since our minds
connected
and we produced that magic child
+++
not sayin th name of th kid
next time i sire one
really
really frightens th witch under u
+++
scared **** out of yr mother and
she did some ****in nasty things
tryin to break away from
our combined magic
for all that
**** she was a strong witch
+++
yr old lady
would call me
when i masturbated about her
+++
****ing magic
+++
black rebel motorcycle club
'aint no easy way'
+++
she bankrupted me
+++
and today
six yrs later
i'm still in love with er
+++
i wouldnt be who i am
without u
+++
and wot we lived thru
+++
i've read th magical history;s
my magic is th biggest
i've seen
+++
my son
my first born son
will be born a monday at
three
u were
+++
son of the witchdoctor of australia
+++
better than harry potter
it's real
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'the festival of life'
+++
wot can i give
my son
+++
i know i;m a hairy potter
shutup little man
+++
i still make pottery ocarinas
on occasion
i have many hobbies
+++
this is but one
+++
wot i will give u young man
is th closest thing u can get
to harry potter
+++
in reality
+++
yr a papal prince little man
u;ll get over it
+++
now did i tell th dumb blonde
magic *****
wot yr bloodline contains
+++
doesnt matter if i dont
if u got enough of th man
in u
the head inquisitor
u'll find out
liek i did
+++
more likely
u'll trip over yr old man;s
psychic blog
in th underground of th internet
+++
which would be a ****in hard read
for an eleven yr old boy
+++
u arent old enough young man
to read th things u read
+++
i can hear my mother screamin that at me
readin ayn rand at seven
+++
nirvana
'smells like teen spirit'
+++
can ya guess little man
why
yr father;s head doesnt contain
a street address
for where u live
+++
because yr father is 009
doin a dangerous job
for his country
+++
our organisation
has a semi legal
status
in australian law
+++
we're black
+++
and lethal
+++
doin th
dirty psychic work
to avenge australian deaths
in th dark world
of
magic
+++
i listen to
veteran of a thousand psychic wars and
take comfort
pls
stop the shakes
+++
i cant die
till
i balance my magic
+++
pink floyd
'wish you were here'
+++
so far out of whack
+++
not enough
nice magic
+++
when i was singin this in th strete
i had some balance
+++
"we have some karma in reserve"
still hurts
i need
balance
so much
nasty magic
+++
do u have any idea
of th scale of that curse
we threw at
magical disbelief
+++
kuta dropped me into th
animal chakra
for three days
+++
we recognise how addictive it could b and
leave it bee
most of th time
+++
that;s a ****in death curse
+++
"they have nothing to fear"
"from coincidence"
+++
how about from a confirmed
superpsychic
+++
"a dinosaur killer meteor"
"has been on standby for"
"quite some time"
****off Q
"<<<smiel >>>"
+++
u;d do it too
+++
"this isnt th first human civilization'
+++
i'm well aware of that
th ghosts tell me ****
+++
ben cullum
'these are the days/i get a kick out of you'
+++
and help me
+++
havin pope benedict in th mix and
his identity finally revealed to
all of us in paulie;s head is
+++
made things easier
+++
although the arguments
got way more complicated
+++
arrogant **** he is
a holy roman emperor
+++
he doesnt take kindly to anything
+++
and typically french
+++
would send u a dog
u coudlnt have
ala
yes prime minister
and smiel at yr discomofort
to bend th rules
+++
always just that one
step ahead of u
+++
my brother
downstairs
smashes my computer
is mile
i have a magcial reason
th ****er shoudl b lyin dead
on th floor for a while
+++
we've made up
+++
chris isaak
'wicked game'
+++
i apologisaed
for runnin myself low on drugs and
he knows how
much of a **** that makes me
sore balls man
+++
to throw a big curse
+++
and little brother
knows he
lives with the
lethal kadaitcha man of kuta
+++
273000 and counting
+++
i'm a slave to kuta
+++
my religion but
she's a slave ot me
does my bidding
at least appears to
magic is so
so
slippery
+++
my black magic is
behind
the world trade centre
collapsing
to th ground
that is ****ing wicked
+++
wot;s more wicked is
even th ****stick reader can
if he or she wishes
do an intelligent search on google and
prove it
+++
there are so many places to search
even on google
+++
th underground of th internet
harbours many things
+++
the australian aboriginal secret service for one
+++
travis
'why does it always rain on me'
+++
maybe ya pissed off a witchdoctor
+++
th job description says
i ahve t put up with my
fellow aussies
no matter how big a dickheads
they are
+++
its only if ya go real bad and
run from oz
justice that
009 gets yr contract
+++
why we couldnt get
dr death
from th bundaberg hospital
and got dr azahari instead
dr death hadnt
cleared
th oz justice system yet
+++
still arguments goin on
in queensland;s parliament
+++
we watch th arguments and
feel th mood of th ppl and
usually get dragged
kickin and screamin
to do another hit
+++
it;s a job
+++
th fringe benefits are
huge juju
which i dont mind
+++
violent femmes
'american music'
+++
always seem to
nail th change
as a background singer
singin with anybody
i wonder why
+++
but then
most musicians
are
psychic
+++
i'm inquisitive
i wanna know
why
it;s in my blood
+++
it;s th same reason
th reader made it this far down th page
+++
and wot are ya gunna do with it ?
+++
yr safe if
ya truly believe
magic is real
truly
+++
system of a down
'old school hollywood'
+++
it;s ancient magic
+++
and we've well do***ented it
for th future
+++
with enough psychic ability
ya could pass for an old time
prophet
+++
walking on water is easy
if ya use a unicycle
+++
i prefer to think
i'm just
really really psychic
and a wicked **** cause
that;s th only way i;ll ever
get thru
+++
tori amos
'cornflake girl'
+++
anything is possible
th earth;s
religions could even
stop fighting each other and
help humanity get to th stars
where all th goodies are
+++
plenty for everbody
if ya dont look down
at th ground
liek a ****in peasant
hold yr heads up
it goes forever
it;s chock full of **** we can use
+++
one day
humanity will turn sane
and co-operate
one day
+++
i dont sell
afterlife
not my job
only reality
dont care wot anybody thinks
reality is wotever it is
+++
pure ****in fantasy that is
why we love fantasy so much
cause th universe is made of it
+++
violent femmes
'dance, mother****er,dance!'
+++
inside every structure
we can see
is something else
maskerading
as something larger than it is
+++
if it;s infinitely small
+++
it explains why everythin
works backwards
hardwired
into th universe
+++
cause th universe works backwards
+++
it;s not real
+++
**** man
+++
and magic is real
so belief is
dangerous
+++
we create
+++
wot we believe
+++
wot magic
will my son do
beyond mine
these things grow
+++
insurge
'political prisoners'
+++
yr mother had th gift
i found another
half dutch
magic person
+++
yeah yr pretty
how big is yr magic ?
+++
prove it
+++
i can
+++
anytime
anywhere
+++
it;s always there
i sue it to
ooze thru radar traps and
booze buses and
wotever else
the man puts in my way
+++
i rarely get caught
+++
and even when i do
they forget i;m there
six drinks over th limit
they take th
alcohol blood testing kits away
and tell me i can go home
+++
charmed
+++
harvey danger
'flagpole sitta'
+++
close my eyes on a unicycle
its all about
conquering yr fear
yr only here once
+++
<<smiel >>>
+++
in my dna
is all my ancestors
+++
and on th net
buried in th underground
is my journal
my open mind
that;s shut
doesnt listen to comment
+++
so i can continue
my job
009
unhindered
+++
leavin my little
pages of history
+++
and payin for
writin th future down so much
and havin to write
history
+++
tenacious d
'cock pushups'
+++
i dont enjoy th cock pushups kuta
+++
"and her answer ?"
i have to pay
for seein th future
+++
bananarama
'venus'
+++
"cassandra's curse"
cant last forever
"five yrs four months and"
"counting"
+++
city high
'you dont know me'(city high anthem)
+++
it;s a hell of a game
how long can
009 run
while bein in th open
+++
"it makes me wet"
yr our male half
"smile :"
+++
"ya talk too much pirate jenny"
"tellin secret men's business"
no secrets
+++
isnt that wot th internet is about paulo ?
just a wicked smile
+++
ok
+++
i know when i'm licked
even if i have to do it myself
i'm a resourceful girl
happy halloween
..
..
..
pirate jenny
and
"black"
and
both of us
'the land surfer"
as ever
pronounced
the kadaitcha man of australia
+++
p.s.
gorillaz
'dare'
+++
p.p.s
hey paulie
"wot"
"hey yrself"
<<<<<<<smiel >>>>>>.
"alright why th big smile"
i got a waiver
"which means wot"
i got away with it
+++
joe cocker
'never tear us apart'
+++
"are we forgiven for pullin apart time ?"
well
i'm still breakin th rule
and they;re still *****in about it
but they;ve established
they cant stop me
"so wot else is new"
+++
i dont wanna agree to their rules
"then dont"
+++
bjork
'one day'
+++
not ****ing today
+++
if u knew more than i did
u;d have more magic than i do
+++
zen
+++
i frequently get htigns wrong
i dont care
+++
i dont care
and i care very much
