"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:1159545416.599821.35150@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Tolerance for UFO Debunkers// This is Your Final Warning!!
Zero Tolerance for UFO Debunkers
It has been brought to my attention that certain UFO debunkers, trolls
and the Cult of Useful Idiots are plugging up these alien newsgroups
with nonsense.
Instead of sharing information about mass UFO sightings, alien
abductions, crop
impressions, alien implants, trace cases, animal mutilations, military
do***ents, pilot sightings, back engineering of alien craft, the
Disclosure
Project, the debunkers are filling up this newsgroup with swamp gas,
Doug and
Dave (never mind that both of them are dead), hedge hogs, stealth
blimps (O-BORG on helium!) and time-compressed crash-test dummies.
To this and much else, every honest researcher and concerned citizen
must say NO and take a Zero Tolerance Policy towards these
pseudo-scientists, archaic anthropologists and UFO "crack-pot"
debunkers.
We have the names of the debunkers, suspected debunkers, friends of
debunkers, friends of suspected debunkers, debunker sympathizers,
suspected debunker sympathizers and friends of suspected debunker
sympathizer. I have subsequently turned over the "List" to a
General Borman Killemall at the Octogon [The Pentagon within the
Pentagon] to be placed in the NSA's holographic Cray-Reptoid® cyber
holographic computers. Be forewarned, you are all now considered Truth
Terrorists and will be dealt in a like manner. I hope you punks like
the Dean Adams® Plutonium Mines!! I heard it gets upward to 1 trillion
degrees during the day, so you better bring some highly effective
sun-block.
Please GIVE UP now debunkers and save the last bit of dignity you may
have left.
As of now we will proceed with the Zero Tolerance Policy toward all UFO
Debunkers, crack-pot pseudo-scientists, ne'er-do-wells and their
ilk!!
This is your FINAL WARNING, until the next one, of course.
The Happening
There's nothing to debunk; you left out the planet Venus; and Chuck Norris
rules the Octagon.
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