"Tim" <delaney.timothy@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A. wrote:
>> Are UFO Debunkers inherently evil?
>>
>> Q: Sir Arthur, are UFO debunker inherently evil or do they just act
>> that way to get attention?
>>
>> Signed Wondering
>>
>> A: Thank you for your most engaging question, Wondering. UFO Debunkers
>> usually act like they are a bunch of mean-spirited screwballs, but that
>> can be explained way because nobody with an IQ above 50 believes them
>> anymore. The most recent polls indicate that debunkers aren't
>> fooling anybody (including themselves) with their utterly ridiculous
>> excuses that tries to explain away the scientific data proving ET's
>> are here: hedge hogs, time-compressed crash-test dummies and stealth
>> blimps. Most of the UFO debunkers have lost all semblance of
>> rationality, coherence and even sobriety. Half of all debunkers are
>> now in mental-health institutions waiting for their electric shock
>> treatments, the other half are on very powerful anti-depression
>> medication such as Prozac, Paxil, Demoral, Risperdal and Wellbutrin.
>> This explains why the debunkers act viciously evil. But to answer your
>> question which is are UFO Debunkers inherently evil, I would say that
>> the scientific proof dictates the answer has to be an overwhelming
>> yes!! This is why the military must apprehend all debunkers and toss
>> them into Re-Education Resorts. You see, it is for their own good and
>> the good of society. In fact, in the near future most debunkers will
>> beg to be let into these new Camps. This is why we should encourage
>> the debunkers to start their trek now so they won't be left out if
>> these camps get too full, as is often reported. Luckily for most
>> debunkers, there will be a variety of "tabloid" papers around the
>> compound, which the debunkers like to read.
>
> Hmmmmmmm. Surely, you are just trying to amass Loki points, right?
>
> But on the off-chance that you are serious, let me see if I have gotten
> this straight.
>
> You believe that some alien civilization has mastered the science of
> interstellar travel, and has visited Earth numerous times. This
> presumes technological capabilities far beyond anything we can aspire
> to in the foreseeable future, right?
>
> So, why is it that our planet is littered with their crashed spacecraft
> and their bodies? I have seen four or five accounts of alleged alien
> spacecraft crashes. How can these aliens be so advanced as to conquer
> space, but so inept at flying about this planet's atmosphere? Has it
> occurred to you that this is just not believable?
>
> Tim
Tim,
You are making way too much sense for these retards.
They live in their own little world, full of wookies and R2D2s.
I asked LipFlapper to show me just ONE single photograph of a UFO, or a
single hubcap or muffler or anything ... but alas, nothing, except 5 pages
of drivel, deriding me for not participating in their insanity festival of
warped minds.
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