"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> Are UFO Debunkers inherently evil?
>
> Q: Sir Arthur, are UFO debunker inherently evil or do they just act
> that way to get attention?
>
> Signed Wondering
>
> A: Thank you for your most engaging question, Wondering. UFO Debunkers
> usually act like they are a bunch of mean-spirited screwballs, but that
> can be explained way because nobody with an IQ above 50 believes them
> anymore. The most recent polls indicate that debunkers aren't
> fooling anybody (including themselves) with their utterly ridiculous
> excuses that tries to explain away the scientific data proving ET's
> are here: hedge hogs, time-compressed crash-test dummies and stealth
> blimps. Most of the UFO debunkers have lost all semblance of
> rationality, coherence and even sobriety. Half of all debunkers are
> now in mental-health institutions waiting for their electric shock
> treatments, the other half are on very powerful anti-depression
> medication such as Prozac, Paxil, Demoral, Risperdal and Wellbutrin.
> This explains why the debunkers act viciously evil. But to answer your
> question which is are UFO Debunkers inherently evil, I would say that
> the scientific proof dictates the answer has to be an overwhelming
> yes!! This is why the military must apprehend all debunkers and toss
> them into Re-Education Resorts. You see, it is for their own good and
> the good of society. In fact, in the near future most debunkers will
> beg to be let into these new Camps. This is why we should encourage
> the debunkers to start their trek now so they won't be left out if
> these camps get too full, as is often re****ted. Luckily for most
> debunkers, there will be a variety of "tabloid" papers around the
> compound, which the debunkers like to read.
>
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