stingray
+++
music on computer:
+++
led zepellin
'gallows pole'
+++
****
th computer musta been watchin television too
here in
queensland
we're seein steve irwin on th telly and
not much else
+++
killed by a stingray yesterday
if'n yr in th future
+++
i did mention
in my diary
this psychic blog
th other day
readin captains cooks journaland how
they changed his name of
stningray bay to
botany bay
+++
didnt write in th
gorgeous corvette stingray
car
little brother and i were
drooling over
when we dropped th rangie down
for it's steering alignment
+++
but yeah i'll cop to
stingrays ont h brain
stingray bay was a better name
and goin back in that great explorers diary and
changin th name
where he wrote th original
hauled me out of th book
+++
gday
i'm th kadaitcha man
+++
"local witchdoctor to you"
+++
beck
'beautiful way'
+++
just got back form my
dusk surf
on th unicycle
wigglin sideways everywhere
no wonder th kids in th strete call me
sharkie
+++
mr oizo
'flat beat'
+++
"toolin around th nightclubbers with"
"a shark fin wizard hat babe"
ok
+++
tryin to give it up
it doesnt pay
+++
turning to other matters
i can get api calls to media player if i
download their sdk
sign up for a bunch of **** and
use their
extra program to do it
"no thanks"
thought as much
+++
a wma file is an
asf file
i downloaded th specification but
it;s over a meg
didnt find any code to do it
without dll's or an active x object
"we'll see about that"
+++
"i only want two things out of it jennifer"
+++
i tested our
wma to mp3 converter
we could just
convert everything
+++
"will it do batch conversions ?"
i'll check man
+++
"ya didnt get th random number code"
++
marianne faithfull
'pirate jenny'
+++
i will nick some though paulo
"okay jenny"
+++
"at least three different versions ok"
at least
+++
"mp3 ?"
got a coupel of different header readers
+++
"straight code ?"
yeah
+++
had a fluff goin up a traffic island
left a black rubber mark
over a foot long and
ya can see th claw marks where
janie tried to climb it
"hit it too shallow"
+++
i got a couple of media players
code only
one didnt work
"missing an ocx"
bugger i hate that
+++
with 27 pound
janie didnt liek th stones in th gravel much
goin down th
cow pasture road
+++
fleetwood mac
'tusk'
+++
not a pig computer
cows
but nice try
+++
was spittin as much as three inches offline
if i wasnt a master
i would of
gone
**** up
+++
"tyre not soft enough to deflect around th rocks"
was at 20 lb
"we continue experimenting"
lovely tyre
"lovely mountain unicycle"
+++
kids at th park asked me if i was a circus man
kinda
+++
can i ride it well ?
didnt ya see me
slalom thru th trees thru th rough coming in ?
oh ya didnt
well ya can watch it leavin then
ok little man
+++
love goin over th traffic islands as th
huge four wheel drives lumber by
on one wheel
twists heads
+++
stereophonics
'maybe tomorrow'
+++
maybe again today
it's addictive
only done five k's today so far
+++
it's proficiency flying young man
to keep th
edge
+++
"jenny's slipped off"
"singin background"
..
..
..
can i have a new set of headphones kutaman ?
"left one's gettin scratchy"
hit too many trees
+++
more smokin drugs over here
scuse i
..
..
..
+++
shakespears sister
'you're history'
+++
havin a look at th size of th problem
says
426 wma files found
"hmm not as bad as i thought"
"turn off computer auto shutdown and"
"let it crank overnight"
28 hours i make it
"that long hey"
"hmm"
+++
we could put em all on th
j drive
it's got th room
would come to under a gig
at our bitrate
+++
massive attack
'inertia creeps'
+++
long as it takes a command line i can
have it run while we're asleep
+++
ok it found
500 mp3's
"our music library is deficient then"
+++
joni mitchell
'big yellow taxi'
+++
you dont know what you've got till it's gone - lyric
+++
the black eyed peas
'anxiety'
+++
ya gotta put em on
multiple hard drives
back it up
always losin hard drives
+++
jessica simpson
'thee boots' (are made for walking)
+++
u make a funny computer ?
i need to smoek more drugs
..
..
..
paulo's right
926 songs is too few to
have th computer
get it right every time
we lost 500 when th g drive ****ed off
+++
it' give synchronicity
more vocabulary
"wotever ya gotta tell yrself to pirate music"
it's a valid experiment
it ****in works
+++
"opposite of chaos ?"
synchronicity
cause
for every action there's an
equal and opposite reaction
"be clever with yr random number generator downloads then"
+++
bjork
'big time sensuality'
+++
or i'll get crap right
black ?
+++
cmon computer
give me somethin i can warm my voice up on
+++
efua
'somewhere'
+++
smartarse
+++
she's talkin
mostly
not singin
opposites ya dig
+++
****
+++
**** ya
i'll play guitar instead
music pause:
..
..
..
got carried away and started singin
next thing i knew i was
halfway to th shop
hmm
another nice surf on th unicycle
weren;t you pretty girl ?
+++
so th car goes off th road next month
who gives a ****
cant get to th shop
without a stacked chick smilin at me
life's good
+++
it's not a hobby
it's a lifestyle
+++
dont let th weight of th world crush yr spirit- homer simpson
+++
gravity is my copilot - bart simpson
+++
gravity is always my copilot
falling down hill
off th forward end of a
fly wheel
+++
queensland tv is bein swamped with
steve
we loved ya man
tv off
+++
unpause:
+++
gorillaz
'dare'
+++
th concensus seems to bee
ya died doin wot ya loved
makin a do***entary on
killer sea creatures
+++
th witchdoctor extends condolences to yr wife and
children
+++
our best known queenslander
+++
bob marley
'dont worry, be happy'
+++
only been a day and
th tourist organisations are already screamin
but wot about us
****in ell man
+++
**** wot he was to us
th man was married
+++
when i fluffed that
gutter jump over th traffic island this arv and
scared **** out of this chick
drivin th other way
she nearly drove over th unicycle
i thought about ya man
they're so easy to discommode
+++
my friends worry i'll
do myself in
jumpin into a skatebowl on a man;s bike
+++
garbage
'androgyny'
+++
least it's a man's death hey steve
ya got our respect man
+++
you ****s ride
safety bicycles
girls bikes
****in girls bikes
+++
premier beattie has offered ya a
state funeral
right in th middle of th election
this weekend
+++
<<< smile >>>
+++
wot day will they bury ya ?
+++
we've lost a
man
they;re so ****in rare
even here in oz
+++
been four months or so since
a car tried to drive over me
while surfin on one wheel
in brisbane city
capital of queensland
+++
****tishead
'all mine'
+++
<<< smile >>>
ok computer
+++
north queensland has made
secession noises for
twenty years
+++
i lived there too long
first three months
we didnt see th sun
drizzled every day
in th tropics
+++
goin troppo in north queensland
+++
black's missin th hills
no big hills out here
on th edge of brisbane
th unicycle doesnt
work th back hard enough
less we hit th dirt trail
back of wright park
still too muddy for one wheel
+++
i could carry a pack on th pack again but
th heat is coming
fifth day of spring now
+++
we been inthis drought so long
th dams till
under one third full
coupel of th sensitivepsychics hereabouts are
we gunnaget it all at once
havent had a cyclone come down this low in
twenty years
+++
bob marley
'dont worry, be happy'
+++
we postulate
th warmer
northern hemisphere
is stealin our nasty weather
+++
all them billions of humans
makin heat
+++
driest and
oldest continent
on earth
is gettin drier
+++
we're talkin about
reclaimin our sewerage water and
wot goes down our stormdrains
much fresh water
we're still throwin away
but this is queensland
fastest growin bit
of australia
and th southerners
keep movin here
not to mention th kiwis
+++
havent had th
population pressure
till now
+++
and th whole ****in country still
got about th population of one
mega city
in th northern hemisphere
+++
go hard
+++
"crikey"
only australian in twnety years i;ve heard use th term
+++
"gday"
came back into fa****on
+++
the stranglers
'gold and brown'
+++
we live in a
strange land
+++
a sunburnt country
+++
where th ****heads sing
australians let us all
ring joice
cause she is young and
free
cause we dont know th ****in words
to our national anthem
+++
when th kuta mungrel wattle calls yr name
the stoners bible
+++
it's a black wattle dickhead
worst wood ever
+++
readin th
early journals of th settlers
they didnt liek our
ironbark trees much
+++
i'm a half white witchdoctor
+++
only a quarter million kills
to my credit
+++
noosha fox
's-s-s single bed'
+++
****tishead
'all mine'
+++
the ferrets
'dont fall in love'
+++
we got a few
deadly creatures here in queensland
+++
most queenslanders
only swim in th southern half
+++
between th jelly fish
th sea s****s
sharks
crocodiles swimmin out over th reef and now
stingrays
it's kinda amazin th tourists
still go on swimmin parties out over th
barrier reef
+++
we call em
SAD tourists
see australia and die
+++
always a few
misjudge th wild surf
+++
learn how to swim
before ya come to oz
+++
frente
'bizarre love triangle'
+++
bushfire season has started
+++
goin to th dump on th weekend
th whoel left hand side of th road has
disappeared
just a sea of black
+++
th
councils are doin
what my black brothers did for
tens of thousands of yrs
burning off th bush
before it grows too big
lotsa real dry grass out there
+++
mik
'A2'
+++
i think th **** has definitely hit th fan - lyric
+++
?
'track 12 with oonka chaka'
+++
hmm
+++
i didnt know
till i read
th surgeons journal
of th first fleet
last week
readin about stingray bay
that my black brothers and sisters
travelled everywhere with fire
even in th canoes
+++
i'm sorry diary
i didnt mention that corvette stingray
**** it was smick
+++
th three of us boys liked it better than th
wild commodore we all had our heads under th bonnet of
+++
t-rex
'telegram sam'
+++
sounds like a t rex
little brothers falcon sounds wickeder
stroker motor
+++
shakes th ****in house
he's
not usin th v8 out of th ltd now
marko's claimed it
it's goin in th XD
shoulda heard th venom in his voice
+++
th red muscle car's motor
is goin into th engine shop for a
quick rebuild
looks like th ESP black ***** with th 383 will remain
+++
havin trouble keepin a bonnet on it
**** it shakes
+++
we're gunna do th
s pack xf's paint ourselves
coupel of rust spots in th pillars
+++
i might go off th road for a while
see wot comes up
+++
black doesnt wanan travel to
the fortitude valley for six months so
we arent workin at it
+++
tenacious d
'karate schnitzel'
+++
i dont ride a girls bike ****
+++
teach you to
give me a ticket for ridin a girls bike
+++
easy star all stars
'run'
+++
ya cant beat city hall
they own th mall
+++
i still see enough smiles
while surfin my
26 inch unicycle
most days
+++
****s
+++
marko wont ride th
shark thrasher unicycle anymore
he's too big for it
and he couldnt thrash me on it
little twenty incher
my 26 however
saw ya ride it
clean out of th cul de sac
three days ago
on th first attempt
when ya gunna stop buyin girls bikes dude ?
+++
kanye west
'golddigger'
+++
pirated this song off ya hey marko
****in teenagers
+++
hit yr old man
my brother that is
up for a
diffenet girls bike
ya found on ebay
just th other day
+++
he's already cut a deal
on that other thing
dont see either of ya
ride yr
girls bike choppers
just keepin th dogs company
far as i can see
+++
"along with your skatebike and"
"th solo ex goodies bike"
+++
i'll never grow up ok
"ya say that now"
i'm 44 man
+++
grow old disgracefully
+++
****in kids
he gets up
unassisted and
never ****in rides
+++
took me
so ****inlong
to get on unassisted
+++
jewel
'the new wild west'
+++
go back in my diary and
read how i used to
get th lifesavers
to move their four wheel drive down to th hard
low tide sand
so i could ride my unicycle
in th surf
+++
dont need their assistance now
sometimes
too good
dotn have enough falls to
keep ppl happy
smoek a couple mor econes of marijuana nd
drinka few bourbons and
le th wheel get
loose
+++
drifting
+++
doin slides
and
like htis arv
ridin up th cow paddock road
in th gravel
even though
th bitumen is just
there
it;s works th body harder and
i can
+++
i like th
rocks kickin out
and th wheel gettin
unstable
still nto as savage as
a foot and a half of
churning
white
water
with a thirty knowt breeze and
this playin in th headphones
of a LOUD
mp3 player
stoned as
+++
th dirt track
down th side road has
dried out enough already
i can get thru th length of it
+++
i come out of th rees
twenty powerslides under th belt and
no falls
and remember a time
i couldnt get out of th
coles carpark
+++
golden earring
'radar love'
+++
th chicks
+++
i hadnt even gotten to
progressin out of th carpark and
met a nineteen yr old
dancer
who
fancied my mad unicyclin
+++
kirsten
+++
and a wicked psychic to boot
+++
will i ever see ya again ?
+++
i've had two months break and
it aint enough
+++
i'm still not ready
to lean on th post
on th top of th fortitude valley mall and
have three blonde
tourists
ask to have their photo taken with me
after havin used th whole crowd as my
own slalom course for th best part of
three hours
+++
and as usual i havent
told any of my friends
out there
in th street
where th **** i am
+++
doin secret mens business
+++
black says
september 28
he hasnt hedged this time
i know
september 21
i'll have more clues
doesnt feel too savage yet but
i'm ****in way jaded
+++
pointin th bone of death
at th islamic terrorist ****s
a week after th last kuta beach attack
and northern pakistan earthwuake
hit
th next morning
+++
city high
'why'
+++
because this tome ie
the stoners bible
th book of paul and jenny
of the religion of
kuta
+++
th land asks hard things
of the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta computer
+++
we lost aussies in that
second kuta beach attack and
i went thru conniptions online
seven days before it hit
took it personally
+++
my solipsist bible doesnt take ****
+++
golden earring
'radar love'
+++
i pointed th bone of death at
dr death
me being
the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta and
in here
in my psychic blog online in th newsgroups and
12 days later
dr azahari
bomb maker of th
first
kuta beach attacks
dropped dead
<<<smiel >>>
+++
my radar love is
****ing deadly
+++
i can afford th pot paulo
i'm hangin off a roof tomorrow
"ok"
..
..
..
course i'd be seein stingrays
and lots of em
a week before
steve irwin
saw im swim thru a pack of fifty of em and got ****in killed by one
hey sharkie
"mellow out"
+++
how many journals did i download in th last week of
stingray bay
paulo man
****n hell
+++
"three by my count"
+++
twisted me they;d **** with yr diary captain cook
go back and rename things in my diary
and th psychic clues
slim as they can sometimes bee
disappear
+++
like my june seventeen premonition
which was personal
thought it was
threw this straneg clue
formt h subconsious
itaint england
ya gotta follow the back traila nd
june seventeen
my little brother throws me on his
yamaha thumper dirtbike
for th first time
+++
U2
'new years day'
+++
first ride on a motorcycle in
five yrs
i lived on a bike for
fifteen yrs
yeah i'd get a premonition of it but
liek little brother says
only makes sense afterwards
th british made thumpers
but not for th dirt
big single cylinder motorcycle- thumper
thankfully
not all th clues i get are so
esoteric
+++
but then
ya cant tell th truth
about th futre
in black and white
i very glad
i see it
backwards
+++
still cant read my psychic blog
from a week before july seven
and england got hit
+++
but i have a job to do
and it aint always pleasant
+++
pointing th bone of death at ppl
cause i know they;re gunna die
and yeah
liek that chick in th flesh last week said
but wot about if
ya never pointed th bone of death
that's th thing about black magic
+++
sugabaes
'overload'
+++
my savages testicles
which ache every day anyway
sometimes take th psychic overload
+++
do ya think i have free will lady ?
how much of th future do i see ?
for ****s sake
+++
allth big things grab me
i postulate it;s th
mass emotion
comin back from th future
anythin that upsets
th nation
+++
th world yackin on about
stingrays
today
and tonight
and yesterday
i already read about stingrays all week
+++
"and explorers"
+++
**** we're gunna miss you man
+++
our society so feminized we'lll
never reach th stars to
**** up another planet
+++
i know i said this th other day but
you werent dead then
+++
u bein such a
saver of th other species
it;s in their interest too
+++
easy star all stars
'time'
+++
ya gotta take the long view
+++
still think we'll escape this blue planet by burning water
+++
wouldnt have th cooling problems nasa has now then
and burning th same thing
+++
if only i wasnt born
on th cusp of
water fire
+++
so convinced
+++
i look forward and i see giant tankers carrying ****
thru th cosmos
freaked me out for a while
till i figured out we were
seedin our bacteria
on another planet
probly killin
thousands of other species doin it but
isnt that how we ****in got here ?
sittin in front of a computer
+++
machine gun fellatio
'all of them ladies'
+++
if we all become girls and
fear for our lives then
who's gunna play explorer ?
+++
my lesbian friends
tough though they be
are still girls
+++
ya sit down to pee
+++
everything has a purpose and
we're startin to find
planets
out there
amongst th stars
+++
hands up who obeys speed limits
here in queensland we all travel
at least ten k's over th limit
+++
dont give me this
speed of light limitation
****in crap
+++
some german guy back in
early twentieth century
holdin us all to ransom with his
idea
solipsism bible says too many of you ****ers believe
th crazy old coot
+++
for every action
there is an equal and opposite reaction
ok crazy old coot
if universe is immensely large
wot we build it with ?
"immensely small"
+++
wendy mathews
'the day you went away'
+++
thank you computer
u magic thing u
+++
th day you went away
if we postulate an
infinitely small particle
mass
zero
+++
we balance an infinite universe
by making it out of nothing
+++
speed limit limited to light speed
be ****ed
+++
not if we want another blue ****in planet ****heads
+++
stop arguin about land here for
one year and
put th combined defense budget into
one star****p
so we can argue about land
out there
forever
+++
benjamin franklin said it best
+++
divided we die
+++
isnt it preferable
our country;s ambassaders fight over
their country only got
four planets
that;d been found in th previous month
and
seventeen of their planetary colonies have defected
+++
jimmy barnes
'i'd die to be with you tonight'
+++
i call myself
the unicycle man(one of many)
because so many call me
the unicycle man
i'm just
one of many
a fellow kuta high priest named me
one of many
some time ago
+++
steve
we cant go out there without harmin
some creature somewhere
+++
till that first ****p
approaches light speed and
sends us back data
it's just ****in theory
+++
scribe
'not many'(remix)
+++
faith does strange things
+++
how much
of an alien
species
would we
care about
+++
where do we draw th line at what is
sentient and what is
food
+++
we'll face these dilemnas or
we'll die in our petri dish
beautiful though our blue planet be
+++
coffee is ...
+++
eventually th
planet's interior will grow cold and
she wont make volcanos anymore
and th water will win
a sea of mud
+++
jewel
'break me'
+++
and we'll still be
all runnin around tryin to be better than each other
+++
"more toys"
whoever dies with th most toys wins
+++
"it's a neotenous society"
put a kid in charge
"we aren;t that clever"
+++
soon as yr balls drop or
yr ovaries start spittin eggs
yr fired
+++
pj harvey
'working for the man'
+++
why thank you computer
+++
yr fired is th opposite of working
which means my gift is working
unless yr penn and teller
kill u
u fat ****
+++
i'm not th only psychic pissed at ya man
i'm just
could probly cause ya some psychic harm if i felt like it
cause i can
+++
i;m allowed a little latitude
workin for th land
+++
i'll avoid puns ok paulo
dont hit me
+++
yr a **** of a man
+++
but so am i
+++
u'll get yours
+++
the aboriginal witchdoctor is not
the means of yr death
just th teller
singer of th tribe
+++
when dr azahari went down under a hail of
police bullets i
+++
flight sim 95
'T007'
+++
queen
'bohemian rhapsody'
+++
chucked a ****in big smile and
had a real fine joint
+++
more drugs over here
my computer is gettin weird on me
+++
mother just killed a man - lyric
+++
i spy with my third eye
a dead ****er
in th future
i can use that to my advantage
+++
now pay attention
i'm pointin th bone of death at this ****er
+++
but th paranormal is crap right
+++
tell that to my victims
+++
wot was th first premonition i wrote black ?
wasnt late september was
early september
u are a prick
+++
but he wouldnt give me a firm date
unless it meant soemthing
it always does and
he doesnt do it often
bout twice a year
+++
i squeel to th future
why cant i have
free will
+++
tenacious d
'inward singing'
+++
now u are ****in with my head computer
+++
massive attack
'protection'
+++
well th magic works pretty good everywhere now
not as
unpredictable as it was
a little
operant conditioning
doesnt go astray
+++
until th ****head humans
stop arguin over
pissy little tracts of land
our only means of
pickin up
alien invaders or
just a dirty big rock
that america doesnt control
and they dont get every thing right
ever
it seems
+++
always seem to have
provided th arms
for th ppl they;re now fighting
+++
its not all bad though
america does do some
good things
+++
like everything
there;s balance
+++
u think yr
machines will
tell you about a dirty big
ball of ice and rock
before my kind will
cmon man
six months before th big tsunami
i bailed off th internet
sayin
i'll be back in six months to continue my job
predictin mass death
i was out by a
day
hundred and twnety five thousand ppl dead
and in th week before it
even a month before it
hey man i keep seeing this
huge splash
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but paranormal is crap right
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****s
+++
david seville
'i told the witchdoctor'
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<<< smile >>>
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i did
i admit
throw a huge wave
ocean wave
back at soem terrorists
in my psychic blog
bout a year and a half
before th big bugger hit
but then
th terrorists hadnt struck yet either
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th old land is slow but
still deadly
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harvey danger
'flagpole sitta'
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ah well
still says on th mountain of kuta
where th tv journos drive over it every day
kutaman beat kuta on a unicycle
with a date
on th tag on th road
twelve days before th first
kuta beach attack
+++
27 inch surf unicycle
half a bicycle
no brakes
over th whole mountain of mt coot tha
****in gorgeous fly
+++
everywhere i go
ppl smile
wot really bugs me is
most em are boring ppl
+++
all these slack jawed
boring ppl
smiling at me
thousands of em
everywhere i ride
+++
ya wouldnt smiel at me
as i was surfin past on my gorgeous unicycle
makin it look dead easy
if ya knew
how lethal i was
+++
train
'drops of jupiter'
+++
ever been run over by a train ?
it aint livable
+++
"neither is jupiter"
am i reaching ?
"who cares"
+++
ben folds
'boxing'
+++
alright paulo
+++
i dont wanna fight
u wanna shower
later diary
..
..
..
i laugh at myself
while laughing at you
and you join in
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placebo
'running up that hill'
+++
..
..
..
time to chase random number generators
code for em anyway
wot bet we find one that loads with
prime numbers before it starts paulo
hmm
+++
havent been able to read his mind since he wrote that ****nthing
all i can read of his mind
random numbers
"<<<smiel >>>"
+++
machine gun fellatio
'rollercoaster'
+++
i'll run em and test em
want as close to a flat line as we can get
or we'll go back to th drawing board
and reinvent th wheel
+++
i ejaculate
therefore i am
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"the land surfer"
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p.s.
butthole surfers
'pepper'
