I see you like to parrot others,Got any ne material?
by "Andy Cook" <Andy_Cook@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Sep 9, 2006 at 10:27 AM
I see you like to parrot others.
Got any ne material?
"the unicycle man(one of many)" <pepp@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:Xns9835DB0251680peppcyberdudecom@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> stingray
> +++
>
> music on computer:
>
> +++
> led zepellin
> 'gallows pole'
> +++
>
>
> ****
> th computer musta been watchin television too
>
>
>
> here in
> queensland
> we're seein steve irwin on th telly and
>
> not much else
>
> +++
>
> killed by a stingray yesterday
>
> if'n yr in th future
>
> +++
>
> i did mention
> in my diary
>
> this psychic blog
> th other day
>
> readin captains cooks journaland how
> they changed his name of
>
> stningray bay to
> botany bay
>
> +++
>
>
> didnt write in th
>
> gorgeous corvette stingray
>
> car
>
> little brother and i were
> drooling over
>
> when we dropped th rangie down
>
> for it's steering alignment
>
> +++
>
>
> but yeah i'll cop to
>
> stingrays ont h brain
>
> stingray bay was a better name
>
>
> and goin back in that great explorers diary and
>
> changin th name
>
> where he wrote th original
>
>
> hauled me out of th book
>
>
> +++
>
>
> gday
>
> i'm th kadaitcha man
>
> +++
>
>
> "local witchdoctor to you"
>
> +++
> beck
> 'beautiful way'
> +++
>
>
> just got back form my
>
> dusk surf
>
> on th unicycle
>
> wigglin sideways everywhere
>
> no wonder th kids in th strete call me
>
> sharkie
>
> +++
> mr oizo
> 'flat beat'
> +++
>
>
> "toolin around th nightclubbers with"
> "a shark fin wizard hat babe"
>
> ok
>
> +++
>
> tryin to give it up
> it doesnt pay
>
> +++
>
>
> turning to other matters
>
>
> i can get api calls to media player if i
>
> download their sdk
>
> sign up for a bunch of **** and
>
>
> use their
>
> extra program to do it
>
> "no thanks"
>
>
> thought as much
>
> +++
>
> a wma file is an
> asf file
>
> i downloaded th specification but
> it;s over a meg
>
> didnt find any code to do it
>
> without dll's or an active x object
>
>
> "we'll see about that"
>
> +++
>
>
> "i only want two things out of it jennifer"
>
> +++
>
> i tested our
> wma to mp3 converter
>
>
> we could just
> convert everything
>
> +++
>
>
> "will it do batch conversions ?"
> i'll check man
>
> +++
>
>
> "ya didnt get th random number code"
>
> ++
> marianne faithfull
> 'pirate jenny'
> +++
>
> i will nick some though paulo
>
> "okay jenny"
>
> +++
>
> "at least three different versions ok"
> at least
>
> +++
>
>
> "mp3 ?"
>
> got a coupel of different header readers
>
> +++
>
> "straight code ?"
> yeah
>
> +++
>
> had a fluff goin up a traffic island
> left a black rubber mark
>
> over a foot long and
>
>
> ya can see th claw marks where
>
> janie tried to climb it
>
>
> "hit it too shallow"
>
> +++
>
> i got a couple of media players
>
> code only
>
>
> one didnt work
>
> "missing an ocx"
>
>
> bugger i hate that
>
> +++
>
> with 27 pound
> janie didnt liek th stones in th gravel much
>
> goin down th
>
> cow pasture road
>
> +++
> fleetwood mac
> 'tusk'
> +++
>
>
> not a pig computer
> cows
>
>
>
> but nice try
>
> +++
>
> was spittin as much as three inches offline
> if i wasnt a master
>
> i would of
> gone
>
> **** up
>
> +++
>
> "tyre not soft enough to deflect around th rocks"
>
> was at 20 lb
>
>
> "we continue experimenting"
>
> lovely tyre
>
>
> "lovely mountain unicycle"
>
> +++
>
> kids at th park asked me if i was a circus man
>
> kinda
>
> +++
>
> can i ride it well ?
>
> didnt ya see me
> slalom thru th trees thru th rough coming in ?
>
> oh ya didnt
>
> well ya can watch it leavin then
>
>
> ok little man
>
> +++
>
>
> love goin over th traffic islands as th
>
> huge four wheel drives lumber by
>
>
>
> on one wheel
>
> twists heads
>
> +++
> stereophonics
> 'maybe tomorrow'
> +++
>
>
> maybe again today
> it's addictive
>
> only done five k's today so far
>
> +++
>
>
> it's proficiency flying young man
>
> to keep th
>
> edge
>
> +++
>
>
> "jenny's slipped off"
> "singin background"
>
> .
> .
> .
>
> can i have a new set of headphones kutaman ?
>
> "left one's gettin scratchy"
>
>
> hit too many trees
>
> +++
>
> more smokin drugs over here
>
> scuse i
>
> .
> .
> .
>
> +++
> shakespears sister
> 'you're history'
> +++
>
> havin a look at th size of th problem
>
> says
>
>
> 426 wma files found
>
>
> "hmm not as bad as i thought"
>
> "turn off computer auto shutdown and"
>
>
> "let it crank overnight"
>
>
>
> 28 hours i make it
>
> "that long hey"
>
>
> "hmm"
>
> +++
>
> we could put em all on th
>
> j drive
>
> it's got th room
>
>
> would come to under a gig
>
> at our bitrate
>
> +++
> massive attack
> 'inertia creeps'
> +++
>
>
> long as it takes a command line i can
>
>
> have it run while we're asleep
>
> +++
>
> ok it found
> 500 mp3's
>
>
> "our music library is deficient then"
>
>
>
> +++
> joni mitchell
> 'big yellow taxi'
> +++
>
>
> you dont know what you've got till it's gone - lyric
>
> +++
> the black eyed peas
> 'anxiety'
> +++
>
> ya gotta put em on
> multiple hard drives
>
> back it up
>
>
> always losin hard drives
>
> +++
> jessica simpson
> 'thee boots' (are made for walking)
> +++
>
> u make a funny computer ?
>
> i need to smoek more drugs
>
> .
> .
> .
>
> paulo's right
> 926 songs is too few to
>
> have th computer
> get it right every time
>
> we lost 500 when th g drive ****ed off
>
> +++
>
> it' give synchronicity
> more vocabulary
>
>
> "wotever ya gotta tell yrself to pirate music"
> it's a valid experiment
>
> it ****in works
>
> +++
>
> "opposite of chaos ?"
> synchronicity
>
>
> cause
>
> for every action there's an
> equal and opposite reaction
>
> "be clever with yr random number generator downloads then"
>
> +++
> bjork
> 'big time sensuality'
> +++
>
> or i'll get crap right
>
> black ?
>
> +++
>
> cmon computer
> give me somethin i can warm my voice up on
>
> +++
> efua
> 'somewhere'
> +++
>
> smartarse
>
> +++
>
> she's talkin
>
> mostly
>
>
> not singin
>
>
> opposites ya dig
>
> +++
>
> ****
>
> +++
>
> **** ya
> i'll play guitar instead
>
> music pause:
>
> .
> .
> .
>
> got carried away and started singin
>
> next thing i knew i was
>
> halfway to th shop
>
>
> hmm
>
> another nice surf on th unicycle
>
> weren;t you pretty girl ?
>
> +++
>
>
> so th car goes off th road next month
> who gives a ****
>
> cant get to th shop
>
> without a stacked chick smilin at me
>
>
> life's good
>
> +++
>
> it's not a hobby
>
> it's a lifestyle
>
> +++
>
> dont let th weight of th world crush yr spirit- homer simpson
>
> +++
>
> gravity is my copilot - bart simpson
>
> +++
>
>
> gravity is always my copilot
>
> falling down hill
> off th forward end of a
> fly wheel
>
> +++
>
> queensland tv is bein swamped with
> steve
>
>
> we loved ya man
>
> tv off
>
> +++
> unpause:
> +++
> gorillaz
> 'dare'
> +++
>
> th concensus seems to bee
>
> ya died doin wot ya loved
>
>
> makin a do***entary on
>
> killer sea creatures
>
> +++
>
>
> th witchdoctor extends condolences to yr wife and
> children
>
> +++
>
> our best known queenslander
>
> +++
> bob marley
> 'dont worry, be happy'
> +++
>
> only been a day and
>
> th tourist organisations are already screamin
>
> but wot about us
>
>
>
> ****in ell man
>
> +++
>
> **** wot he was to us
>
> th man was married
>
> +++
>
> when i fluffed that
>
> gutter jump over th traffic island this arv and
> scared **** out of this chick
>
> drivin th other way
>
> she nearly drove over th unicycle
>
>
> i thought about ya man
>
>
>
> they're so easy to discommode
>
> +++
>
> my friends worry i'll
> do myself in
>
> jumpin into a skatebowl on a man;s bike
>
> +++
> garbage
> 'androgyny'
> +++
>
>
> least it's a man's death hey steve
>
> ya got our respect man
>
> +++
>
> you ****s ride
> safety bicycles
>
>
> girls bikes
> ****in girls bikes
>
> +++
>
> premier beattie has offered ya a
> state funeral
>
> right in th middle of th election
> this weekend
>
> +++
>
> <<< smile >>>
>
> +++
>
> wot day will they bury ya ?
>
> +++
>
> we've lost a
>
>
> man
>
>
>
> they;re so ****in rare
>
> even here in oz
>
> +++
>
> been four months or so since
> a car tried to drive over me
>
> while surfin on one wheel
> in brisbane city
>
> capital of queensland
>
> +++
> ****tishead
> 'all mine'
> +++
>
> <<< smile >>>
>
> ok computer
>
> +++
>
> north queensland has made
> secession noises for
>
> twenty years
>
> +++
>
> i lived there too long
>
> first three months
>
> we didnt see th sun
>
>
> drizzled every day
>
>
>
> in th tropics
>
> +++
>
>
> goin troppo in north queensland
>
> +++
>
> black's missin th hills
>
>
> no big hills out here
>
> on th edge of brisbane
>
>
> th unicycle doesnt
> work th back hard enough
>
>
> less we hit th dirt trail
>
> back of wright park
>
>
> still too muddy for one wheel
>
> +++
>
>
> i could carry a pack on th pack again but
>
> th heat is coming
>
>
> fifth day of spring now
>
> +++
>
> we been inthis drought so long
>
> th dams till
>
> under one third full
>
>
>
> coupel of th sensitivepsychics hereabouts are
>
>
> we gunnaget it all at once
>
> havent had a cyclone come down this low in
>
> twenty years
>
> +++
> bob marley
> 'dont worry, be happy'
> +++
>
> we postulate
> th warmer
>
> northern hemisphere
> is stealin our nasty weather
>
> +++
>
> all them billions of humans
>
> makin heat
>
> +++
>
> driest and
> oldest continent
>
> on earth
> is gettin drier
>
> +++
>
>
> we're talkin about
> reclaimin our sewerage water and
>
> wot goes down our stormdrains
> much fresh water
>
> we're still throwin away
>
>
> but this is queensland
>
> fastest growin bit
>
>
> of australia
>
> and th southerners
>
> keep movin here
>
>
>
> not to mention th kiwis
>
> +++
>
> havent had th
> population pressure
> till now
>
> +++
>
> and th whole ****in country still
>
> got about th population of one
>
>
> mega city
>
> in th northern hemisphere
>
> +++
>
> go hard
>
> +++
>
> "crikey"
> only australian in twnety years i;ve heard use th term
>
> +++
>
> "gday"
>
> came back into fa****on
>
> +++
> the stranglers
> 'gold and brown'
> +++
>
> we live in a
> strange land
>
> +++
>
> a sunburnt country
>
> +++
>
> where th ****heads sing
>
>
> australians let us all
>
> ring joice
>
> cause she is young and
>
> free
>
>
>
> cause we dont know th ****in words
>
> to our national anthem
>
> +++
>
> when th kuta mungrel wattle calls yr name
>
>
>
> the stoners bible
>
> +++
>
>
> it's a black wattle dickhead
>
> worst wood ever
>
> +++
>
> readin th
>
> early journals of th settlers
>
>
> they didnt liek our
>
> ironbark trees much
>
> +++
>
> i'm a half white witchdoctor
>
> +++
>
> only a quarter million kills
>
> to my credit
>
> +++
> noosha fox
> 's-s-s single bed'
> +++
> ****tishead
> 'all mine'
> +++
> the ferrets
> 'dont fall in love'
> +++
>
>
> we got a few
> deadly creatures here in queensland
>
> +++
>
> most queenslanders
>
> only swim in th southern half
>
> +++
>
> between th jelly fish
> th sea s****s
>
> sharks
>
> crocodiles swimmin out over th reef and now
>
> stingrays
>
>
>
> it's kinda amazin th tourists
>
> still go on swimmin parties out over th
>
> barrier reef
>
> +++
>
> we call em
> SAD tourists
>
> see australia and die
>
> +++
>
> always a few
> misjudge th wild surf
>
> +++
>
> learn how to swim
>
> before ya come to oz
>
> +++
> frente
> 'bizarre love triangle'
> +++
>
> bushfire season has started
>
> +++
>
> goin to th dump on th weekend
>
> th whoel left hand side of th road has
>
> disappeared
>
>
>
> just a sea of black
>
> +++
>
> th
> councils are doin
>
> what my black brothers did for
>
> tens of thousands of yrs
>
>
> burning off th bush
>
> before it grows too big
>
>
> lotsa real dry grass out there
>
> +++
> mik
> 'A2'
> +++
>
>
> i think th **** has definitely hit th fan - lyric
>
> +++
> ?
> 'track 12 with oonka chaka'
> +++
>
> hmm
>
> +++
>
> i didnt know
> till i read
>
> th surgeons journal
> of th first fleet
>
> last week
> readin about stingray bay
>
>
> that my black brothers and sisters
> travelled everywhere with fire
>
>
> even in th canoes
>
> +++
>
> i'm sorry diary
> i didnt mention that corvette stingray
>
> **** it was smick
>
> +++
>
> th three of us boys liked it better than th
>
> wild commodore we all had our heads under th bonnet of
>
> +++
> t-rex
> 'telegram sam'
> +++
>
> sounds like a t rex
>
> little brothers falcon sounds wickeder
>
>
> stroker motor
>
> +++
>
> shakes th ****in house
>
> he's
>
> not usin th v8 out of th ltd now
>
>
> marko's claimed it
>
> it's goin in th XD
>
> shoulda heard th venom in his voice
>
> +++
>
> th red muscle car's motor
> is goin into th engine shop for a
>
> quick rebuild
>
>
>
> looks like th ESP black ***** with th 383 will remain
>
> +++
>
> havin trouble keepin a bonnet on it
>
> **** it shakes
>
> +++
>
> we're gunna do th
> s pack xf's paint ourselves
>
> coupel of rust spots in th pillars
>
> +++
>
> i might go off th road for a while
>
>
> see wot comes up
>
> +++
>
>
> black doesnt wanan travel to
> the fortitude valley for six months so
>
>
> we arent workin at it
>
> +++
> tenacious d
> 'karate schnitzel'
> +++
>
>
> i dont ride a girls bike ****
>
> +++
>
> teach you to
>
> give me a ticket for ridin a girls bike
>
> +++
> easy star all stars
> 'run'
> +++
>
> ya cant beat city hall
>
> they own th mall
>
> +++
>
> i still see enough smiles
>
> while surfin my
>
>
> 26 inch unicycle
>
> most days
>
> +++
>
> ****s
>
> +++
>
> marko wont ride th
> shark thrasher unicycle anymore
>
> he's too big for it
>
> and he couldnt thrash me on it
>
> little twenty incher
>
>
> my 26 however
>
>
> saw ya ride it
> clean out of th cul de sac
>
>
>
> three days ago
>
> on th first attempt
>
>
> when ya gunna stop buyin girls bikes dude ?
>
> +++
> kanye west
> 'golddigger'
> +++
>
>
> pirated this song off ya hey marko
>
>
>
> ****in teenagers
>
> +++
>
> hit yr old man
> my brother that is
>
>
> up for a
> diffenet girls bike
>
> ya found on ebay
> just th other day
>
> +++
>
> he's already cut a deal
> on that other thing
>
> dont see either of ya
>
>
> ride yr
>
> girls bike choppers
>
>
>
> just keepin th dogs company
>
> far as i can see
>
> +++
>
> "along with your skatebike and"
> "th solo ex goodies bike"
>
> +++
>
> i'll never grow up ok
> "ya say that now"
>
> i'm 44 man
>
> +++
>
> grow old disgracefully
>
> +++
>
> ****in kids
>
> he gets up
>
> unassisted and
>
>
> never ****in rides
>
> +++
>
> took me
> so ****inlong
>
>
> to get on unassisted
>
> +++
> jewel
> 'the new wild west'
> +++
>
> go back in my diary and
>
> read how i used to
>
>
> get th lifesavers
>
> to move their four wheel drive down to th hard
>
>
> low tide sand
>
> so i could ride my unicycle
>
>
> in th surf
>
> +++
>
> dont need their assistance now
>
> sometimes
>
>
> too good
>
> dotn have enough falls to
>
> keep ppl happy
>
>
> smoek a couple mor econes of marijuana nd
>
> drinka few bourbons and
>
> le th wheel get
>
>
>
> loose
>
>
> +++
>
>
> drifting
>
> +++
>
> doin slides
>
> and
>
>
> like htis arv
>
> ridin up th cow paddock road
>
> in th gravel
>
> even though
>
>
> th bitumen is just
>
>
> there
>
>
> it;s works th body harder and
>
>
> i can
>
> +++
>
> i like th
> rocks kickin out
>
> and th wheel gettin
>
> unstable
>
>
>
>
> still nto as savage as
>
> a foot and a half of
>
>
> churning
>
> white
>
> water
>
>
>
> with a thirty knowt breeze and
>
>
>
>
>
> this playin in th headphones
>
>
> of a LOUD
>
> mp3 player
>
>
> stoned as
>
> +++
>
> th dirt track
> down th side road has
>
>
> dried out enough already
> i can get thru th length of it
>
> +++
>
> i come out of th rees
>
> twenty powerslides under th belt and
>
> no falls
>
>
>
> and remember a time
>
>
> i couldnt get out of th
>
> coles carpark
>
> +++
> golden earring
> 'radar love'
> +++
>
> th chicks
>
> +++
>
>
> i hadnt even gotten to
>
>
> progressin out of th carpark and
>
>
>
> met a nineteen yr old
>
> dancer
>
>
> who
>
> fancied my mad unicyclin
>
> +++
>
> kirsten
>
> +++
>
> and a wicked psychic to boot
>
> +++
>
>
> will i ever see ya again ?
>
> +++
>
> i've had two months break and
>
> it aint enough
>
> +++
>
>
> i'm still not ready
> to lean on th post
>
>
> on th top of th fortitude valley mall and
>
> have three blonde
>
> tourists
>
>
> ask to have their photo taken with me
>
>
>
>
> after havin used th whole crowd as my
>
>
>
> own slalom course for th best part of
>
> three hours
>
> +++
>
> and as usual i havent
> told any of my friends
>
> out there
> in th street
>
>
> where th **** i am
>
> +++
>
> doin secret mens business
>
> +++
>
> black says
>
> september 28
>
>
> he hasnt hedged this time
>
> i know
>
>
> september 21
>
> i'll have more clues
>
>
> doesnt feel too savage yet but
>
> i'm ****in way jaded
>
> +++
>
> pointin th bone of death
> at th islamic terrorist ****s
>
> a week after th last kuta beach attack
>
> and northern pakistan earthwuake
>
> hit
>
> th next morning
>
> +++
> city high
> 'why'
> +++
>
> because this tome ie
>
>
> the stoners bible
>
> th book of paul and jenny
>
>
> of the religion of
>
>
> kuta
>
> +++
>
> th land asks hard things
>
> of the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta computer
>
> +++
>
> we lost aussies in that
> second kuta beach attack and
>
>
> i went thru conniptions online
>
> seven days before it hit
>
>
> took it personally
>
> +++
>
> my solipsist bible doesnt take ****
>
> +++
> golden earring
> 'radar love'
> +++
>
>
> i pointed th bone of death at
> dr death
>
>
> me being
> the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta and
>
> in here
> in my psychic blog online in th newsgroups and
>
> 12 days later
> dr azahari
>
> bomb maker of th
> first
>
> kuta beach attacks
> dropped dead
>
> <<<smiel >>>
>
> +++
>
> my radar love is
>
> ****ing deadly
>
> +++
>
> i can afford th pot paulo
> i'm hangin off a roof tomorrow
>
> "ok"
>
> .
> .
> .
>
> course i'd be seein stingrays
> and lots of em
>
> a week before
>
> steve irwin
>
>
> saw im swim thru a pack of fifty of em and got ****in killed by one
>
>
> hey sharkie
>
> "mellow out"
>
> +++
>
> how many journals did i download in th last week of
>
> stingray bay
>
>
> paulo man
>
>
> ****n hell
>
> +++
>
> "three by my count"
>
> +++
>
> twisted me they;d **** with yr diary captain cook
>
> go back and rename things in my diary
> and th psychic clues
>
> slim as they can sometimes bee
>
>
>
> disappear
>
> +++
>
>
> like my june seventeen premonition
>
> which was personal
>
> thought it was
>
>
>
> threw this straneg clue
>
> formt h subconsious
>
>
> itaint england
> ya gotta follow the back traila nd
>
>
> june seventeen
>
> my little brother throws me on his
>
>
>
> yamaha thumper dirtbike
>
> for th first time
>
> +++
> U2
> 'new years day'
> +++
>
>
> first ride on a motorcycle in
>
> five yrs
>
>
> i lived on a bike for
>
> fifteen yrs
>
>
> yeah i'd get a premonition of it but
>
>
> liek little brother says
>
> only makes sense afterwards
>
>
>
> th british made thumpers
>
> but not for th dirt
>
>
> big single cylinder motorcycle- thumper
>
>
>
> thankfully
>
> not all th clues i get are so
>
>
> esoteric
>
> +++
>
>
> but then
>
> ya cant tell th truth
> about th futre
>
> in black and white
>
> i very glad
>
> i see it
>
>
>
> backwards
>
> +++
>
>
> still cant read my psychic blog
>
> from a week before july seven
>
>
> and england got hit
>
> +++
>
> but i have a job to do
>
> and it aint always pleasant
>
> +++
>
>
> pointing th bone of death at ppl
> cause i know they;re gunna die
>
> and yeah
> liek that chick in th flesh last week said
>
>
> but wot about if
> ya never pointed th bone of death
>
>
> that's th thing about black magic
>
> +++
> sugabaes
> 'overload'
> +++
>
> my savages testicles
> which ache every day anyway
>
> sometimes take th psychic overload
>
> +++
>
> do ya think i have free will lady ?
>
>
> how much of th future do i see ?
>
>
> for ****s sake
>
> +++
>
>
> allth big things grab me
>
> i postulate it;s th
>
>
>
> mass emotion
>
>
> comin back from th future
>
> anythin that upsets
>
>
>
> th nation
>
> +++
>
>
> th world yackin on about
>
>
> stingrays
>
>
> today
>
> and tonight
>
>
> and yesterday
>
>
>
> i already read about stingrays all week
>
> +++
>
> "and explorers"
>
> +++
>
> **** we're gunna miss you man
>
> +++
>
> our society so feminized we'lll
> never reach th stars to
>
>
> **** up another planet
>
> +++
>
> i know i said this th other day but
>
> you werent dead then
>
> +++
>
> u bein such a
> saver of th other species
>
>
> it;s in their interest too
>
> +++
> easy star all stars
> 'time'
> +++
>
> ya gotta take the long view
>
> +++
>
>
> still think we'll escape this blue planet by burning water
>
> +++
>
> wouldnt have th cooling problems nasa has now then
>
> and burning th same thing
>
> +++
>
>
> if only i wasnt born
> on th cusp of
>
> water fire
>
> +++
>
> so convinced
>
> +++
>
> i look forward and i see giant tankers carrying ****
> thru th cosmos
>
> freaked me out for a while
> till i figured out we were
>
> seedin our bacteria
> on another planet
>
> probly killin
> thousands of other species doin it but
>
> isnt that how we ****in got here ?
> sittin in front of a computer
>
> +++
> machine gun fellatio
> 'all of them ladies'
> +++
>
> if we all become girls and
> fear for our lives then
>
> who's gunna play explorer ?
>
> +++
>
> my lesbian friends
> tough though they be
>
> are still girls
>
> +++
>
> ya sit down to pee
>
> +++
>
> everything has a purpose and
> we're startin to find
>
> planets
> out there
>
> amongst th stars
>
> +++
>
> hands up who obeys speed limits
> here in queensland we all travel
>
> at least ten k's over th limit
>
> +++
>
> dont give me this
> speed of light limitation
>
> ****in crap
>
> +++
>
> some german guy back in
> early twentieth century
> holdin us all to ransom with his
>
>
> idea
>
>
> solipsism bible says too many of you ****ers believe
> th crazy old coot
>
> +++
>
> for every action
> there is an equal and opposite reaction
>
>
> ok crazy old coot
>
>
>
>
> if universe is immensely large
>
> wot we build it with ?
>
>
> "immensely small"
>
> +++
> wendy mathews
> 'the day you went away'
> +++
>
>
> thank you computer
>
> u magic thing u
>
> +++
>
> th day you went away
>
>
> if we postulate an
> infinitely small particle
>
> mass
> zero
>
> +++
>
> we balance an infinite universe
>
> by making it out of nothing
>
> +++
>
> speed limit limited to light speed
> be ****ed
>
> +++
>
> not if we want another blue ****in planet ****heads
>
> +++
>
> stop arguin about land here for
>
> one year and
>
>
>
> put th combined defense budget into
>
> one star****p
>
>
> so we can argue about land
>
> out there
>
>
> forever
>
> +++
>
> benjamin franklin said it best
>
> +++
>
>
> divided we die
>
> +++
>
>
> isnt it preferable
> our country;s ambassaders fight over
>
>
> their country only got
>
> four planets
>
> that;d been found in th previous month
>
>
>
> and
>
>
>
> seventeen of their planetary colonies have defected
>
> +++
> jimmy barnes
> 'i'd die to be with you tonight'
> +++
>
> i call myself
> the unicycle man(one of many)
>
>
> because so many call me
> the unicycle man
>
> i'm just
> one of many
>
>
> a fellow kuta high priest named me
> one of many
>
> some time ago
>
> +++
>
> steve
> we cant go out there without harmin
>
> some creature somewhere
>
> +++
>
> till that first ****p
> approaches light speed and
>
> sends us back data
> it's just ****in theory
>
> +++
> scribe
> 'not many'(remix)
> +++
>
> faith does strange things
>
> +++
>
> how much
> of an alien
>
>
> species
> would we
>
> care about
>
> +++
>
> where do we draw th line at what is
> sentient and what is
>
> food
>
> +++
>
> we'll face these dilemnas or
> we'll die in our petri dish
>
>
> beautiful though our blue planet be
>
> +++
>
> coffee is ...
>
> +++
>
> eventually th
> planet's interior will grow cold and
>
> she wont make volcanos anymore
> and th water will win
>
> a sea of mud
>
> +++
> jewel
> 'break me'
> +++
>
> and we'll still be
> all runnin around tryin to be better than each other
>
> +++
>
> "more toys"
> whoever dies with th most toys wins
>
> +++
>
> "it's a neotenous society"
> put a kid in charge
>
> "we aren;t that clever"
>
> +++
>
> soon as yr balls drop or
>
> yr ovaries start spittin eggs
>
>
> yr fired
>
> +++
> pj harvey
> 'working for the man'
> +++
>
>
> why thank you computer
>
> +++
>
> yr fired is th opposite of working
>
> which means my gift is working
>
>
>
> unless yr penn and teller
>
> kill u
>
>
> u fat ****
>
> +++
>
> i'm not th only psychic pissed at ya man
>
> i'm just
>
>
> could probly cause ya some psychic harm if i felt like it
>
> cause i can
>
> +++
>
> i;m allowed a little latitude
>
> workin for th land
>
> +++
>
> i'll avoid puns ok paulo
>
> dont hit me
>
> +++
>
> yr a **** of a man
>
> +++
>
> but so am i
>
> +++
>
> u'll get yours
>
> +++
>
> the aboriginal witchdoctor is not
> the means of yr death
>
> just th teller
> singer of th tribe
>
> +++
>
> when dr azahari went down under a hail of
> police bullets i
>
> +++
> flight sim 95
> 'T007'
> +++
> queen
> 'bohemian rhapsody'
> +++
>
> chucked a ****in big smile and
> had a real fine joint
>
> +++
>
> more drugs over here
>
> my computer is gettin weird on me
>
> +++
>
> mother just killed a man - lyric
>
> +++
>
> i spy with my third eye
> a dead ****er
>
> in th future
> i can use that to my advantage
>
> +++
>
> now pay attention
>
>
> i'm pointin th bone of death at this ****er
>
> +++
>
> but th paranormal is crap right
>
> +++
>
> tell that to my victims
>
> +++
>
> wot was th first premonition i wrote black ?
>
>
> wasnt late september was
>
>
> early september
>
>
> u are a prick
>
> +++
>
> but he wouldnt give me a firm date
>
> unless it meant soemthing
>
> it always does and
>
>
> he doesnt do it often
>
>
>
> bout twice a year
>
> +++
>
> i squeel to th future
> why cant i have
>
> free will
>
> +++
> tenacious d
> 'inward singing'
> +++
>
> now u are ****in with my head computer
>
> +++
> massive attack
> 'protection'
> +++
>
>
> well th magic works pretty good everywhere now
> not as
> unpredictable as it was
>
> a little
>
> operant conditioning
> doesnt go astray
>
> +++
>
> until th ****head humans
>
> stop arguin over
>
> pissy little tracts of land
>
>
> our only means of
> pickin up
>
> alien invaders or
>
> just a dirty big rock
>
>
> that america doesnt control
>
>
> and they dont get every thing right
>
> ever
>
>
> it seems
>
> +++
>
> always seem to have
> provided th arms
>
>
> for th ppl they;re now fighting
>
> +++
>
> its not all bad though
> america does do some
>
> good things
>
> +++
>
> like everything
>
> there;s balance
>
> +++
>
> u think yr
> machines will
>
>
> tell you about a dirty big
>
> ball of ice and rock
>
> before my kind will
>
> cmon man
>
>
>
> six months before th big tsunami
>
>
>
> i bailed off th internet
> sayin
>
> i'll be back in six months to continue my job
>
> predictin mass death
>
>
> i was out by a
>
> day
>
>
> hundred and twnety five thousand ppl dead
>
>
>
>
>
> and in th week before it
>
> even a month before it
>
>
> hey man i keep seeing this
>
>
>
> huge splash
>
> +++
>
> but paranormal is crap right
>
> +++
>
> ****s
>
> +++
> david seville
> 'i told the witchdoctor'
> +++
>
> <<< smile >>>
>
> +++
>
> i did
> i admit
>
> throw a huge wave
>
>
>
> ocean wave
>
>
> back at soem terrorists
>
>
> in my psychic blog
>
>
>
> bout a year and a half
>
>
> before th big bugger hit
>
>
>
> but then
>
> th terrorists hadnt struck yet either
>
> +++
>
>
> th old land is slow but
>
>
> still deadly
>
> +++
> harvey danger
> 'flagpole sitta'
> +++
>
> ah well
>
>
> still says on th mountain of kuta
> where th tv journos drive over it every day
>
> kutaman beat kuta on a unicycle
>
>
> with a date
>
>
> on th tag on th road
>
>
> twelve days before th first
>
> kuta beach attack
>
> +++
>
> 27 inch surf unicycle
> half a bicycle
>
> no brakes
>
> over th whole mountain of mt coot tha
>
>
> ****in gorgeous fly
>
> +++
>
> everywhere i go
> ppl smile
>
>
> wot really bugs me is
> most em are boring ppl
>
> +++
>
> all these slack jawed
> boring ppl
>
> smiling at me
> thousands of em
>
> everywhere i ride
>
> +++
>
> ya wouldnt smiel at me
> as i was surfin past on my gorgeous unicycle
>
> makin it look dead easy
> if ya knew
>
> how lethal i was
>
> +++
> train
> 'drops of jupiter'
> +++
>
> ever been run over by a train ?
>
> it aint livable
>
> +++
>
> "neither is jupiter"
>
> am i reaching ?
>
>
> "who cares"
>
> +++
> ben folds
> 'boxing'
> +++
>
> alright paulo
>
> +++
>
> i dont wanna fight
>
> u wanna shower
>
>
> later diary
>
>
> .
> .
> .
>
>
> i laugh at myself
> while laughing at you
> and you join in
>
> +++
> placebo
> 'running up that hill'
> +++
>
> .
> .
> .
>
> time to chase random number generators
>
> code for em anyway
>
>
> wot bet we find one that loads with
>
> prime numbers before it starts paulo
>
>
> hmm
>
> +++
>
> havent been able to read his mind since he wrote that ****nthing
>
> all i can read of his mind
>
>
> random numbers
>
>
>
> "<<<smiel >>>"
>
> +++
> machine gun fellatio
> 'rollercoaster'
> +++
>
>
> i'll run em and test em
>
> want as close to a flat line as we can get
>
>
> or we'll go back to th drawing board
>
>
> and reinvent th wheel
>
> +++
>
> i ejaculate
> therefore i am
>
> .
> .
> .
>
> pirate jenny
> "the land surfer"
> +++
> p.s.
>
> butthole surfers
> 'pepper'