Re: I see you like to parrot others,Got any ne material?
by "Andy Cook" <Andy_Cook@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Sep 9, 2006 at 10:31 AM
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"Andy Cook" <Andy_Cook@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>I see you like to parrot others.
> Got any ne material?
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> "the unicycle man(one of many)" <pepp@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> stingray
>> +++
>>
>> music on computer:
>>
>> +++
>> led zepellin
>> 'gallows pole'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> ****
>> th computer musta been watchin television too
>>
>>
>>
>> here in
>> queensland
>> we're seein steve irwin on th telly and
>>
>> not much else
>>
>> +++
>>
>> killed by a stingray yesterday
>>
>> if'n yr in th future
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i did mention
>> in my diary
>>
>> this psychic blog
>> th other day
>>
>> readin captains cooks journaland how
>> they changed his name of
>>
>> stningray bay to
>> botany bay
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> didnt write in th
>>
>> gorgeous corvette stingray
>>
>> car
>>
>> little brother and i were
>> drooling over
>>
>> when we dropped th rangie down
>>
>> for it's steering alignment
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> but yeah i'll cop to
>>
>> stingrays ont h brain
>>
>> stingray bay was a better name
>>
>>
>> and goin back in that great explorers diary and
>>
>> changin th name
>>
>> where he wrote th original
>>
>>
>> hauled me out of th book
>>
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> gday
>>
>> i'm th kadaitcha man
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> "local witchdoctor to you"
>>
>> +++
>> beck
>> 'beautiful way'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> just got back form my
>>
>> dusk surf
>>
>> on th unicycle
>>
>> wigglin sideways everywhere
>>
>> no wonder th kids in th strete call me
>>
>> sharkie
>>
>> +++
>> mr oizo
>> 'flat beat'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> "toolin around th nightclubbers with"
>> "a shark fin wizard hat babe"
>>
>> ok
>>
>> +++
>>
>> tryin to give it up
>> it doesnt pay
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> turning to other matters
>>
>>
>> i can get api calls to media player if i
>>
>> download their sdk
>>
>> sign up for a bunch of **** and
>>
>>
>> use their
>>
>> extra program to do it
>>
>> "no thanks"
>>
>>
>> thought as much
>>
>> +++
>>
>> a wma file is an
>> asf file
>>
>> i downloaded th specification but
>> it;s over a meg
>>
>> didnt find any code to do it
>>
>> without dll's or an active x object
>>
>>
>> "we'll see about that"
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> "i only want two things out of it jennifer"
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i tested our
>> wma to mp3 converter
>>
>>
>> we could just
>> convert everything
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> "will it do batch conversions ?"
>> i'll check man
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> "ya didnt get th random number code"
>>
>> ++
>> marianne faithfull
>> 'pirate jenny'
>> +++
>>
>> i will nick some though paulo
>>
>> "okay jenny"
>>
>> +++
>>
>> "at least three different versions ok"
>> at least
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> "mp3 ?"
>>
>> got a coupel of different header readers
>>
>> +++
>>
>> "straight code ?"
>> yeah
>>
>> +++
>>
>> had a fluff goin up a traffic island
>> left a black rubber mark
>>
>> over a foot long and
>>
>>
>> ya can see th claw marks where
>>
>> janie tried to climb it
>>
>>
>> "hit it too shallow"
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i got a couple of media players
>>
>> code only
>>
>>
>> one didnt work
>>
>> "missing an ocx"
>>
>>
>> bugger i hate that
>>
>> +++
>>
>> with 27 pound
>> janie didnt liek th stones in th gravel much
>>
>> goin down th
>>
>> cow pasture road
>>
>> +++
>> fleetwood mac
>> 'tusk'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> not a pig computer
>> cows
>>
>>
>>
>> but nice try
>>
>> +++
>>
>> was spittin as much as three inches offline
>> if i wasnt a master
>>
>> i would of
>> gone
>>
>> **** up
>>
>> +++
>>
>> "tyre not soft enough to deflect around th rocks"
>>
>> was at 20 lb
>>
>>
>> "we continue experimenting"
>>
>> lovely tyre
>>
>>
>> "lovely mountain unicycle"
>>
>> +++
>>
>> kids at th park asked me if i was a circus man
>>
>> kinda
>>
>> +++
>>
>> can i ride it well ?
>>
>> didnt ya see me
>> slalom thru th trees thru th rough coming in ?
>>
>> oh ya didnt
>>
>> well ya can watch it leavin then
>>
>>
>> ok little man
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> love goin over th traffic islands as th
>>
>> huge four wheel drives lumber by
>>
>>
>>
>> on one wheel
>>
>> twists heads
>>
>> +++
>> stereophonics
>> 'maybe tomorrow'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> maybe again today
>> it's addictive
>>
>> only done five k's today so far
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> it's proficiency flying young man
>>
>> to keep th
>>
>> edge
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> "jenny's slipped off"
>> "singin background"
>>
>> .
>> .
>> .
>>
>> can i have a new set of headphones kutaman ?
>>
>> "left one's gettin scratchy"
>>
>>
>> hit too many trees
>>
>> +++
>>
>> more smokin drugs over here
>>
>> scuse i
>>
>> .
>> .
>> .
>>
>> +++
>> shakespears sister
>> 'you're history'
>> +++
>>
>> havin a look at th size of th problem
>>
>> says
>>
>>
>> 426 wma files found
>>
>>
>> "hmm not as bad as i thought"
>>
>> "turn off computer auto shutdown and"
>>
>>
>> "let it crank overnight"
>>
>>
>>
>> 28 hours i make it
>>
>> "that long hey"
>>
>>
>> "hmm"
>>
>> +++
>>
>> we could put em all on th
>>
>> j drive
>>
>> it's got th room
>>
>>
>> would come to under a gig
>>
>> at our bitrate
>>
>> +++
>> massive attack
>> 'inertia creeps'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> long as it takes a command line i can
>>
>>
>> have it run while we're asleep
>>
>> +++
>>
>> ok it found
>> 500 mp3's
>>
>>
>> "our music library is deficient then"
>>
>>
>>
>> +++
>> joni mitchell
>> 'big yellow taxi'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> you dont know what you've got till it's gone - lyric
>>
>> +++
>> the black eyed peas
>> 'anxiety'
>> +++
>>
>> ya gotta put em on
>> multiple hard drives
>>
>> back it up
>>
>>
>> always losin hard drives
>>
>> +++
>> jessica simpson
>> 'thee boots' (are made for walking)
>> +++
>>
>> u make a funny computer ?
>>
>> i need to smoek more drugs
>>
>> .
>> .
>> .
>>
>> paulo's right
>> 926 songs is too few to
>>
>> have th computer
>> get it right every time
>>
>> we lost 500 when th g drive ****ed off
>>
>> +++
>>
>> it' give synchronicity
>> more vocabulary
>>
>>
>> "wotever ya gotta tell yrself to pirate music"
>> it's a valid experiment
>>
>> it ****in works
>>
>> +++
>>
>> "opposite of chaos ?"
>> synchronicity
>>
>>
>> cause
>>
>> for every action there's an
>> equal and opposite reaction
>>
>> "be clever with yr random number generator downloads then"
>>
>> +++
>> bjork
>> 'big time sensuality'
>> +++
>>
>> or i'll get crap right
>>
>> black ?
>>
>> +++
>>
>> cmon computer
>> give me somethin i can warm my voice up on
>>
>> +++
>> efua
>> 'somewhere'
>> +++
>>
>> smartarse
>>
>> +++
>>
>> she's talkin
>>
>> mostly
>>
>>
>> not singin
>>
>>
>> opposites ya dig
>>
>> +++
>>
>> ****
>>
>> +++
>>
>> **** ya
>> i'll play guitar instead
>>
>> music pause:
>>
>> .
>> .
>> .
>>
>> got carried away and started singin
>>
>> next thing i knew i was
>>
>> halfway to th shop
>>
>>
>> hmm
>>
>> another nice surf on th unicycle
>>
>> weren;t you pretty girl ?
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> so th car goes off th road next month
>> who gives a ****
>>
>> cant get to th shop
>>
>> without a stacked chick smilin at me
>>
>>
>> life's good
>>
>> +++
>>
>> it's not a hobby
>>
>> it's a lifestyle
>>
>> +++
>>
>> dont let th weight of th world crush yr spirit- homer simpson
>>
>> +++
>>
>> gravity is my copilot - bart simpson
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> gravity is always my copilot
>>
>> falling down hill
>> off th forward end of a
>> fly wheel
>>
>> +++
>>
>> queensland tv is bein swamped with
>> steve
>>
>>
>> we loved ya man
>>
>> tv off
>>
>> +++
>> unpause:
>> +++
>> gorillaz
>> 'dare'
>> +++
>>
>> th concensus seems to bee
>>
>> ya died doin wot ya loved
>>
>>
>> makin a do***entary on
>>
>> killer sea creatures
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> th witchdoctor extends condolences to yr wife and
>> children
>>
>> +++
>>
>> our best known queenslander
>>
>> +++
>> bob marley
>> 'dont worry, be happy'
>> +++
>>
>> only been a day and
>>
>> th tourist organisations are already screamin
>>
>> but wot about us
>>
>>
>>
>> ****in ell man
>>
>> +++
>>
>> **** wot he was to us
>>
>> th man was married
>>
>> +++
>>
>> when i fluffed that
>>
>> gutter jump over th traffic island this arv and
>> scared **** out of this chick
>>
>> drivin th other way
>>
>> she nearly drove over th unicycle
>>
>>
>> i thought about ya man
>>
>>
>>
>> they're so easy to discommode
>>
>> +++
>>
>> my friends worry i'll
>> do myself in
>>
>> jumpin into a skatebowl on a man;s bike
>>
>> +++
>> garbage
>> 'androgyny'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> least it's a man's death hey steve
>>
>> ya got our respect man
>>
>> +++
>>
>> you ****s ride
>> safety bicycles
>>
>>
>> girls bikes
>> ****in girls bikes
>>
>> +++
>>
>> premier beattie has offered ya a
>> state funeral
>>
>> right in th middle of th election
>> this weekend
>>
>> +++
>>
>> <<< smile >>>
>>
>> +++
>>
>> wot day will they bury ya ?
>>
>> +++
>>
>> we've lost a
>>
>>
>> man
>>
>>
>>
>> they;re so ****in rare
>>
>> even here in oz
>>
>> +++
>>
>> been four months or so since
>> a car tried to drive over me
>>
>> while surfin on one wheel
>> in brisbane city
>>
>> capital of queensland
>>
>> +++
>> ****tishead
>> 'all mine'
>> +++
>>
>> <<< smile >>>
>>
>> ok computer
>>
>> +++
>>
>> north queensland has made
>> secession noises for
>>
>> twenty years
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i lived there too long
>>
>> first three months
>>
>> we didnt see th sun
>>
>>
>> drizzled every day
>>
>>
>>
>> in th tropics
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> goin troppo in north queensland
>>
>> +++
>>
>> black's missin th hills
>>
>>
>> no big hills out here
>>
>> on th edge of brisbane
>>
>>
>> th unicycle doesnt
>> work th back hard enough
>>
>>
>> less we hit th dirt trail
>>
>> back of wright park
>>
>>
>> still too muddy for one wheel
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> i could carry a pack on th pack again but
>>
>> th heat is coming
>>
>>
>> fifth day of spring now
>>
>> +++
>>
>> we been inthis drought so long
>>
>> th dams till
>>
>> under one third full
>>
>>
>>
>> coupel of th sensitivepsychics hereabouts are
>>
>>
>> we gunnaget it all at once
>>
>> havent had a cyclone come down this low in
>>
>> twenty years
>>
>> +++
>> bob marley
>> 'dont worry, be happy'
>> +++
>>
>> we postulate
>> th warmer
>>
>> northern hemisphere
>> is stealin our nasty weather
>>
>> +++
>>
>> all them billions of humans
>>
>> makin heat
>>
>> +++
>>
>> driest and
>> oldest continent
>>
>> on earth
>> is gettin drier
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> we're talkin about
>> reclaimin our sewerage water and
>>
>> wot goes down our stormdrains
>> much fresh water
>>
>> we're still throwin away
>>
>>
>> but this is queensland
>>
>> fastest growin bit
>>
>>
>> of australia
>>
>> and th southerners
>>
>> keep movin here
>>
>>
>>
>> not to mention th kiwis
>>
>> +++
>>
>> havent had th
>> population pressure
>> till now
>>
>> +++
>>
>> and th whole ****in country still
>>
>> got about th population of one
>>
>>
>> mega city
>>
>> in th northern hemisphere
>>
>> +++
>>
>> go hard
>>
>> +++
>>
>> "crikey"
>> only australian in twnety years i;ve heard use th term
>>
>> +++
>>
>> "gday"
>>
>> came back into fa****on
>>
>> +++
>> the stranglers
>> 'gold and brown'
>> +++
>>
>> we live in a
>> strange land
>>
>> +++
>>
>> a sunburnt country
>>
>> +++
>>
>> where th ****heads sing
>>
>>
>> australians let us all
>>
>> ring joice
>>
>> cause she is young and
>>
>> free
>>
>>
>>
>> cause we dont know th ****in words
>>
>> to our national anthem
>>
>> +++
>>
>> when th kuta mungrel wattle calls yr name
>>
>>
>>
>> the stoners bible
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> it's a black wattle dickhead
>>
>> worst wood ever
>>
>> +++
>>
>> readin th
>>
>> early journals of th settlers
>>
>>
>> they didnt liek our
>>
>> ironbark trees much
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i'm a half white witchdoctor
>>
>> +++
>>
>> only a quarter million kills
>>
>> to my credit
>>
>> +++
>> noosha fox
>> 's-s-s single bed'
>> +++
>> ****tishead
>> 'all mine'
>> +++
>> the ferrets
>> 'dont fall in love'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> we got a few
>> deadly creatures here in queensland
>>
>> +++
>>
>> most queenslanders
>>
>> only swim in th southern half
>>
>> +++
>>
>> between th jelly fish
>> th sea s****s
>>
>> sharks
>>
>> crocodiles swimmin out over th reef and now
>>
>> stingrays
>>
>>
>>
>> it's kinda amazin th tourists
>>
>> still go on swimmin parties out over th
>>
>> barrier reef
>>
>> +++
>>
>> we call em
>> SAD tourists
>>
>> see australia and die
>>
>> +++
>>
>> always a few
>> misjudge th wild surf
>>
>> +++
>>
>> learn how to swim
>>
>> before ya come to oz
>>
>> +++
>> frente
>> 'bizarre love triangle'
>> +++
>>
>> bushfire season has started
>>
>> +++
>>
>> goin to th dump on th weekend
>>
>> th whoel left hand side of th road has
>>
>> disappeared
>>
>>
>>
>> just a sea of black
>>
>> +++
>>
>> th
>> councils are doin
>>
>> what my black brothers did for
>>
>> tens of thousands of yrs
>>
>>
>> burning off th bush
>>
>> before it grows too big
>>
>>
>> lotsa real dry grass out there
>>
>> +++
>> mik
>> 'A2'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> i think th **** has definitely hit th fan - lyric
>>
>> +++
>> ?
>> 'track 12 with oonka chaka'
>> +++
>>
>> hmm
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i didnt know
>> till i read
>>
>> th surgeons journal
>> of th first fleet
>>
>> last week
>> readin about stingray bay
>>
>>
>> that my black brothers and sisters
>> travelled everywhere with fire
>>
>>
>> even in th canoes
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i'm sorry diary
>> i didnt mention that corvette stingray
>>
>> **** it was smick
>>
>> +++
>>
>> th three of us boys liked it better than th
>>
>> wild commodore we all had our heads under th bonnet of
>>
>> +++
>> t-rex
>> 'telegram sam'
>> +++
>>
>> sounds like a t rex
>>
>> little brothers falcon sounds wickeder
>>
>>
>> stroker motor
>>
>> +++
>>
>> shakes th ****in house
>>
>> he's
>>
>> not usin th v8 out of th ltd now
>>
>>
>> marko's claimed it
>>
>> it's goin in th XD
>>
>> shoulda heard th venom in his voice
>>
>> +++
>>
>> th red muscle car's motor
>> is goin into th engine shop for a
>>
>> quick rebuild
>>
>>
>>
>> looks like th ESP black ***** with th 383 will remain
>>
>> +++
>>
>> havin trouble keepin a bonnet on it
>>
>> **** it shakes
>>
>> +++
>>
>> we're gunna do th
>> s pack xf's paint ourselves
>>
>> coupel of rust spots in th pillars
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i might go off th road for a while
>>
>>
>> see wot comes up
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> black doesnt wanan travel to
>> the fortitude valley for six months so
>>
>>
>> we arent workin at it
>>
>> +++
>> tenacious d
>> 'karate schnitzel'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> i dont ride a girls bike ****
>>
>> +++
>>
>> teach you to
>>
>> give me a ticket for ridin a girls bike
>>
>> +++
>> easy star all stars
>> 'run'
>> +++
>>
>> ya cant beat city hall
>>
>> they own th mall
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i still see enough smiles
>>
>> while surfin my
>>
>>
>> 26 inch unicycle
>>
>> most days
>>
>> +++
>>
>> ****s
>>
>> +++
>>
>> marko wont ride th
>> shark thrasher unicycle anymore
>>
>> he's too big for it
>>
>> and he couldnt thrash me on it
>>
>> little twenty incher
>>
>>
>> my 26 however
>>
>>
>> saw ya ride it
>> clean out of th cul de sac
>>
>>
>>
>> three days ago
>>
>> on th first attempt
>>
>>
>> when ya gunna stop buyin girls bikes dude ?
>>
>> +++
>> kanye west
>> 'golddigger'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> pirated this song off ya hey marko
>>
>>
>>
>> ****in teenagers
>>
>> +++
>>
>> hit yr old man
>> my brother that is
>>
>>
>> up for a
>> diffenet girls bike
>>
>> ya found on ebay
>> just th other day
>>
>> +++
>>
>> he's already cut a deal
>> on that other thing
>>
>> dont see either of ya
>>
>>
>> ride yr
>>
>> girls bike choppers
>>
>>
>>
>> just keepin th dogs company
>>
>> far as i can see
>>
>> +++
>>
>> "along with your skatebike and"
>> "th solo ex goodies bike"
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i'll never grow up ok
>> "ya say that now"
>>
>> i'm 44 man
>>
>> +++
>>
>> grow old disgracefully
>>
>> +++
>>
>> ****in kids
>>
>> he gets up
>>
>> unassisted and
>>
>>
>> never ****in rides
>>
>> +++
>>
>> took me
>> so ****inlong
>>
>>
>> to get on unassisted
>>
>> +++
>> jewel
>> 'the new wild west'
>> +++
>>
>> go back in my diary and
>>
>> read how i used to
>>
>>
>> get th lifesavers
>>
>> to move their four wheel drive down to th hard
>>
>>
>> low tide sand
>>
>> so i could ride my unicycle
>>
>>
>> in th surf
>>
>> +++
>>
>> dont need their assistance now
>>
>> sometimes
>>
>>
>> too good
>>
>> dotn have enough falls to
>>
>> keep ppl happy
>>
>>
>> smoek a couple mor econes of marijuana nd
>>
>> drinka few bourbons and
>>
>> le th wheel get
>>
>>
>>
>> loose
>>
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> drifting
>>
>> +++
>>
>> doin slides
>>
>> and
>>
>>
>> like htis arv
>>
>> ridin up th cow paddock road
>>
>> in th gravel
>>
>> even though
>>
>>
>> th bitumen is just
>>
>>
>> there
>>
>>
>> it;s works th body harder and
>>
>>
>> i can
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i like th
>> rocks kickin out
>>
>> and th wheel gettin
>>
>> unstable
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> still nto as savage as
>>
>> a foot and a half of
>>
>>
>> churning
>>
>> white
>>
>> water
>>
>>
>>
>> with a thirty knowt breeze and
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> this playin in th headphones
>>
>>
>> of a LOUD
>>
>> mp3 player
>>
>>
>> stoned as
>>
>> +++
>>
>> th dirt track
>> down th side road has
>>
>>
>> dried out enough already
>> i can get thru th length of it
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i come out of th rees
>>
>> twenty powerslides under th belt and
>>
>> no falls
>>
>>
>>
>> and remember a time
>>
>>
>> i couldnt get out of th
>>
>> coles carpark
>>
>> +++
>> golden earring
>> 'radar love'
>> +++
>>
>> th chicks
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> i hadnt even gotten to
>>
>>
>> progressin out of th carpark and
>>
>>
>>
>> met a nineteen yr old
>>
>> dancer
>>
>>
>> who
>>
>> fancied my mad unicyclin
>>
>> +++
>>
>> kirsten
>>
>> +++
>>
>> and a wicked psychic to boot
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> will i ever see ya again ?
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i've had two months break and
>>
>> it aint enough
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> i'm still not ready
>> to lean on th post
>>
>>
>> on th top of th fortitude valley mall and
>>
>> have three blonde
>>
>> tourists
>>
>>
>> ask to have their photo taken with me
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> after havin used th whole crowd as my
>>
>>
>>
>> own slalom course for th best part of
>>
>> three hours
>>
>> +++
>>
>> and as usual i havent
>> told any of my friends
>>
>> out there
>> in th street
>>
>>
>> where th **** i am
>>
>> +++
>>
>> doin secret mens business
>>
>> +++
>>
>> black says
>>
>> september 28
>>
>>
>> he hasnt hedged this time
>>
>> i know
>>
>>
>> september 21
>>
>> i'll have more clues
>>
>>
>> doesnt feel too savage yet but
>>
>> i'm ****in way jaded
>>
>> +++
>>
>> pointin th bone of death
>> at th islamic terrorist ****s
>>
>> a week after th last kuta beach attack
>>
>> and northern pakistan earthwuake
>>
>> hit
>>
>> th next morning
>>
>> +++
>> city high
>> 'why'
>> +++
>>
>> because this tome ie
>>
>>
>> the stoners bible
>>
>> th book of paul and jenny
>>
>>
>> of the religion of
>>
>>
>> kuta
>>
>> +++
>>
>> th land asks hard things
>>
>> of the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta computer
>>
>> +++
>>
>> we lost aussies in that
>> second kuta beach attack and
>>
>>
>> i went thru conniptions online
>>
>> seven days before it hit
>>
>>
>> took it personally
>>
>> +++
>>
>> my solipsist bible doesnt take ****
>>
>> +++
>> golden earring
>> 'radar love'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> i pointed th bone of death at
>> dr death
>>
>>
>> me being
>> the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta and
>>
>> in here
>> in my psychic blog online in th newsgroups and
>>
>> 12 days later
>> dr azahari
>>
>> bomb maker of th
>> first
>>
>> kuta beach attacks
>> dropped dead
>>
>> <<<smiel >>>
>>
>> +++
>>
>> my radar love is
>>
>> ****ing deadly
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i can afford th pot paulo
>> i'm hangin off a roof tomorrow
>>
>> "ok"
>>
>> .
>> .
>> .
>>
>> course i'd be seein stingrays
>> and lots of em
>>
>> a week before
>>
>> steve irwin
>>
>>
>> saw im swim thru a pack of fifty of em and got ****in killed by one
>>
>>
>> hey sharkie
>>
>> "mellow out"
>>
>> +++
>>
>> how many journals did i download in th last week of
>>
>> stingray bay
>>
>>
>> paulo man
>>
>>
>> ****n hell
>>
>> +++
>>
>> "three by my count"
>>
>> +++
>>
>> twisted me they;d **** with yr diary captain cook
>>
>> go back and rename things in my diary
>> and th psychic clues
>>
>> slim as they can sometimes bee
>>
>>
>>
>> disappear
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> like my june seventeen premonition
>>
>> which was personal
>>
>> thought it was
>>
>>
>>
>> threw this straneg clue
>>
>> formt h subconsious
>>
>>
>> itaint england
>> ya gotta follow the back traila nd
>>
>>
>> june seventeen
>>
>> my little brother throws me on his
>>
>>
>>
>> yamaha thumper dirtbike
>>
>> for th first time
>>
>> +++
>> U2
>> 'new years day'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> first ride on a motorcycle in
>>
>> five yrs
>>
>>
>> i lived on a bike for
>>
>> fifteen yrs
>>
>>
>> yeah i'd get a premonition of it but
>>
>>
>> liek little brother says
>>
>> only makes sense afterwards
>>
>>
>>
>> th british made thumpers
>>
>> but not for th dirt
>>
>>
>> big single cylinder motorcycle- thumper
>>
>>
>>
>> thankfully
>>
>> not all th clues i get are so
>>
>>
>> esoteric
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> but then
>>
>> ya cant tell th truth
>> about th futre
>>
>> in black and white
>>
>> i very glad
>>
>> i see it
>>
>>
>>
>> backwards
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> still cant read my psychic blog
>>
>> from a week before july seven
>>
>>
>> and england got hit
>>
>> +++
>>
>> but i have a job to do
>>
>> and it aint always pleasant
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> pointing th bone of death at ppl
>> cause i know they;re gunna die
>>
>> and yeah
>> liek that chick in th flesh last week said
>>
>>
>> but wot about if
>> ya never pointed th bone of death
>>
>>
>> that's th thing about black magic
>>
>> +++
>> sugabaes
>> 'overload'
>> +++
>>
>> my savages testicles
>> which ache every day anyway
>>
>> sometimes take th psychic overload
>>
>> +++
>>
>> do ya think i have free will lady ?
>>
>>
>> how much of th future do i see ?
>>
>>
>> for ****s sake
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> allth big things grab me
>>
>> i postulate it;s th
>>
>>
>>
>> mass emotion
>>
>>
>> comin back from th future
>>
>> anythin that upsets
>>
>>
>>
>> th nation
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> th world yackin on about
>>
>>
>> stingrays
>>
>>
>> today
>>
>> and tonight
>>
>>
>> and yesterday
>>
>>
>>
>> i already read about stingrays all week
>>
>> +++
>>
>> "and explorers"
>>
>> +++
>>
>> **** we're gunna miss you man
>>
>> +++
>>
>> our society so feminized we'lll
>> never reach th stars to
>>
>>
>> **** up another planet
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i know i said this th other day but
>>
>> you werent dead then
>>
>> +++
>>
>> u bein such a
>> saver of th other species
>>
>>
>> it;s in their interest too
>>
>> +++
>> easy star all stars
>> 'time'
>> +++
>>
>> ya gotta take the long view
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> still think we'll escape this blue planet by burning water
>>
>> +++
>>
>> wouldnt have th cooling problems nasa has now then
>>
>> and burning th same thing
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> if only i wasnt born
>> on th cusp of
>>
>> water fire
>>
>> +++
>>
>> so convinced
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i look forward and i see giant tankers carrying ****
>> thru th cosmos
>>
>> freaked me out for a while
>> till i figured out we were
>>
>> seedin our bacteria
>> on another planet
>>
>> probly killin
>> thousands of other species doin it but
>>
>> isnt that how we ****in got here ?
>> sittin in front of a computer
>>
>> +++
>> machine gun fellatio
>> 'all of them ladies'
>> +++
>>
>> if we all become girls and
>> fear for our lives then
>>
>> who's gunna play explorer ?
>>
>> +++
>>
>> my lesbian friends
>> tough though they be
>>
>> are still girls
>>
>> +++
>>
>> ya sit down to pee
>>
>> +++
>>
>> everything has a purpose and
>> we're startin to find
>>
>> planets
>> out there
>>
>> amongst th stars
>>
>> +++
>>
>> hands up who obeys speed limits
>> here in queensland we all travel
>>
>> at least ten k's over th limit
>>
>> +++
>>
>> dont give me this
>> speed of light limitation
>>
>> ****in crap
>>
>> +++
>>
>> some german guy back in
>> early twentieth century
>> holdin us all to ransom with his
>>
>>
>> idea
>>
>>
>> solipsism bible says too many of you ****ers believe
>> th crazy old coot
>>
>> +++
>>
>> for every action
>> there is an equal and opposite reaction
>>
>>
>> ok crazy old coot
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> if universe is immensely large
>>
>> wot we build it with ?
>>
>>
>> "immensely small"
>>
>> +++
>> wendy mathews
>> 'the day you went away'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> thank you computer
>>
>> u magic thing u
>>
>> +++
>>
>> th day you went away
>>
>>
>> if we postulate an
>> infinitely small particle
>>
>> mass
>> zero
>>
>> +++
>>
>> we balance an infinite universe
>>
>> by making it out of nothing
>>
>> +++
>>
>> speed limit limited to light speed
>> be ****ed
>>
>> +++
>>
>> not if we want another blue ****in planet ****heads
>>
>> +++
>>
>> stop arguin about land here for
>>
>> one year and
>>
>>
>>
>> put th combined defense budget into
>>
>> one star****p
>>
>>
>> so we can argue about land
>>
>> out there
>>
>>
>> forever
>>
>> +++
>>
>> benjamin franklin said it best
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> divided we die
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> isnt it preferable
>> our country;s ambassaders fight over
>>
>>
>> their country only got
>>
>> four planets
>>
>> that;d been found in th previous month
>>
>>
>>
>> and
>>
>>
>>
>> seventeen of their planetary colonies have defected
>>
>> +++
>> jimmy barnes
>> 'i'd die to be with you tonight'
>> +++
>>
>> i call myself
>> the unicycle man(one of many)
>>
>>
>> because so many call me
>> the unicycle man
>>
>> i'm just
>> one of many
>>
>>
>> a fellow kuta high priest named me
>> one of many
>>
>> some time ago
>>
>> +++
>>
>> steve
>> we cant go out there without harmin
>>
>> some creature somewhere
>>
>> +++
>>
>> till that first ****p
>> approaches light speed and
>>
>> sends us back data
>> it's just ****in theory
>>
>> +++
>> scribe
>> 'not many'(remix)
>> +++
>>
>> faith does strange things
>>
>> +++
>>
>> how much
>> of an alien
>>
>>
>> species
>> would we
>>
>> care about
>>
>> +++
>>
>> where do we draw th line at what is
>> sentient and what is
>>
>> food
>>
>> +++
>>
>> we'll face these dilemnas or
>> we'll die in our petri dish
>>
>>
>> beautiful though our blue planet be
>>
>> +++
>>
>> coffee is ...
>>
>> +++
>>
>> eventually th
>> planet's interior will grow cold and
>>
>> she wont make volcanos anymore
>> and th water will win
>>
>> a sea of mud
>>
>> +++
>> jewel
>> 'break me'
>> +++
>>
>> and we'll still be
>> all runnin around tryin to be better than each other
>>
>> +++
>>
>> "more toys"
>> whoever dies with th most toys wins
>>
>> +++
>>
>> "it's a neotenous society"
>> put a kid in charge
>>
>> "we aren;t that clever"
>>
>> +++
>>
>> soon as yr balls drop or
>>
>> yr ovaries start spittin eggs
>>
>>
>> yr fired
>>
>> +++
>> pj harvey
>> 'working for the man'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> why thank you computer
>>
>> +++
>>
>> yr fired is th opposite of working
>>
>> which means my gift is working
>>
>>
>>
>> unless yr penn and teller
>>
>> kill u
>>
>>
>> u fat ****
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i'm not th only psychic pissed at ya man
>>
>> i'm just
>>
>>
>> could probly cause ya some psychic harm if i felt like it
>>
>> cause i can
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i;m allowed a little latitude
>>
>> workin for th land
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i'll avoid puns ok paulo
>>
>> dont hit me
>>
>> +++
>>
>> yr a **** of a man
>>
>> +++
>>
>> but so am i
>>
>> +++
>>
>> u'll get yours
>>
>> +++
>>
>> the aboriginal witchdoctor is not
>> the means of yr death
>>
>> just th teller
>> singer of th tribe
>>
>> +++
>>
>> when dr azahari went down under a hail of
>> police bullets i
>>
>> +++
>> flight sim 95
>> 'T007'
>> +++
>> queen
>> 'bohemian rhapsody'
>> +++
>>
>> chucked a ****in big smile and
>> had a real fine joint
>>
>> +++
>>
>> more drugs over here
>>
>> my computer is gettin weird on me
>>
>> +++
>>
>> mother just killed a man - lyric
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i spy with my third eye
>> a dead ****er
>>
>> in th future
>> i can use that to my advantage
>>
>> +++
>>
>> now pay attention
>>
>>
>> i'm pointin th bone of death at this ****er
>>
>> +++
>>
>> but th paranormal is crap right
>>
>> +++
>>
>> tell that to my victims
>>
>> +++
>>
>> wot was th first premonition i wrote black ?
>>
>>
>> wasnt late september was
>>
>>
>> early september
>>
>>
>> u are a prick
>>
>> +++
>>
>> but he wouldnt give me a firm date
>>
>> unless it meant soemthing
>>
>> it always does and
>>
>>
>> he doesnt do it often
>>
>>
>>
>> bout twice a year
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i squeel to th future
>> why cant i have
>>
>> free will
>>
>> +++
>> tenacious d
>> 'inward singing'
>> +++
>>
>> now u are ****in with my head computer
>>
>> +++
>> massive attack
>> 'protection'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> well th magic works pretty good everywhere now
>> not as
>> unpredictable as it was
>>
>> a little
>>
>> operant conditioning
>> doesnt go astray
>>
>> +++
>>
>> until th ****head humans
>>
>> stop arguin over
>>
>> pissy little tracts of land
>>
>>
>> our only means of
>> pickin up
>>
>> alien invaders or
>>
>> just a dirty big rock
>>
>>
>> that america doesnt control
>>
>>
>> and they dont get every thing right
>>
>> ever
>>
>>
>> it seems
>>
>> +++
>>
>> always seem to have
>> provided th arms
>>
>>
>> for th ppl they;re now fighting
>>
>> +++
>>
>> its not all bad though
>> america does do some
>>
>> good things
>>
>> +++
>>
>> like everything
>>
>> there;s balance
>>
>> +++
>>
>> u think yr
>> machines will
>>
>>
>> tell you about a dirty big
>>
>> ball of ice and rock
>>
>> before my kind will
>>
>> cmon man
>>
>>
>>
>> six months before th big tsunami
>>
>>
>>
>> i bailed off th internet
>> sayin
>>
>> i'll be back in six months to continue my job
>>
>> predictin mass death
>>
>>
>> i was out by a
>>
>> day
>>
>>
>> hundred and twnety five thousand ppl dead
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> and in th week before it
>>
>> even a month before it
>>
>>
>> hey man i keep seeing this
>>
>>
>>
>> huge splash
>>
>> +++
>>
>> but paranormal is crap right
>>
>> +++
>>
>> ****s
>>
>> +++
>> david seville
>> 'i told the witchdoctor'
>> +++
>>
>> <<< smile >>>
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i did
>> i admit
>>
>> throw a huge wave
>>
>>
>>
>> ocean wave
>>
>>
>> back at soem terrorists
>>
>>
>> in my psychic blog
>>
>>
>>
>> bout a year and a half
>>
>>
>> before th big bugger hit
>>
>>
>>
>> but then
>>
>> th terrorists hadnt struck yet either
>>
>> +++
>>
>>
>> th old land is slow but
>>
>>
>> still deadly
>>
>> +++
>> harvey danger
>> 'flagpole sitta'
>> +++
>>
>> ah well
>>
>>
>> still says on th mountain of kuta
>> where th tv journos drive over it every day
>>
>> kutaman beat kuta on a unicycle
>>
>>
>> with a date
>>
>>
>> on th tag on th road
>>
>>
>> twelve days before th first
>>
>> kuta beach attack
>>
>> +++
>>
>> 27 inch surf unicycle
>> half a bicycle
>>
>> no brakes
>>
>> over th whole mountain of mt coot tha
>>
>>
>> ****in gorgeous fly
>>
>> +++
>>
>> everywhere i go
>> ppl smile
>>
>>
>> wot really bugs me is
>> most em are boring ppl
>>
>> +++
>>
>> all these slack jawed
>> boring ppl
>>
>> smiling at me
>> thousands of em
>>
>> everywhere i ride
>>
>> +++
>>
>> ya wouldnt smiel at me
>> as i was surfin past on my gorgeous unicycle
>>
>> makin it look dead easy
>> if ya knew
>>
>> how lethal i was
>>
>> +++
>> train
>> 'drops of jupiter'
>> +++
>>
>> ever been run over by a train ?
>>
>> it aint livable
>>
>> +++
>>
>> "neither is jupiter"
>>
>> am i reaching ?
>>
>>
>> "who cares"
>>
>> +++
>> ben folds
>> 'boxing'
>> +++
>>
>> alright paulo
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i dont wanna fight
>>
>> u wanna shower
>>
>>
>> later diary
>>
>>
>> .
>> .
>> .
>>
>>
>> i laugh at myself
>> while laughing at you
>> and you join in
>>
>> +++
>> placebo
>> 'running up that hill'
>> +++
>>
>> .
>> .
>> .
>>
>> time to chase random number generators
>>
>> code for em anyway
>>
>>
>> wot bet we find one that loads with
>>
>> prime numbers before it starts paulo
>>
>>
>> hmm
>>
>> +++
>>
>> havent been able to read his mind since he wrote that ****nthing
>>
>> all i can read of his mind
>>
>>
>> random numbers
>>
>>
>>
>> "<<<smiel >>>"
>>
>> +++
>> machine gun fellatio
>> 'rollercoaster'
>> +++
>>
>>
>> i'll run em and test em
>>
>> want as close to a flat line as we can get
>>
>>
>> or we'll go back to th drawing board
>>
>>
>> and reinvent th wheel
>>
>> +++
>>
>> i ejaculate
>> therefore i am
>>
>> .
>> .
>> .
>>
>> pirate jenny
>> "the land surfer"
>> +++
>> p.s.
>>
>> butthole surfers
>> 'pepper'
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