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a little esquisito (a squizzie)

by "oz's witchdoctor" <theunicycleman@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > May 7, 2007 at 02:13 PM

a little esquisito (a squizzie)
+++

i'll just have a look

no

psychic blog

we lost th lot


teach ya to save often

even in notepad


yr comment ?

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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Track No08'
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Butthole Surfers
'Pepper'
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i blame th deadman sisters too


spin on

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 15:42:41]
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Pulp
'Common People'
+++

just for that
i'm not gunna rewrite it

hit save dickhead

+++


so rarely gety a powercut
we can be


happy about it

+++

ctrl s

+++

maybe a transformer goin pop
somewhere

little brother
psychic **** says

car hit a powerpole
and th net ****fted

we almost straight back online


ok

+++

oh

had my first ride
on th unicycle

with gammie left leg and

new sore right foot


still upright

but 



slow man

+++


i thought ht left leg healed but

i still see


two out of three gravel rash scars on th knee

inside is about th same

+++


but it stood up to
a ten k

surf on th wheel yesterday

before i steppped
thru th councils

water meter lid


on foot

+++

safer to unicycle

+++

i got round th carpark 3 times

+++

no way deadman sisters

i aint sharin

+++

never happened

least my diary says so

+++

i met a tough

kiwi chick


not sayin where

+++

she almost had as little clothes on
as i had

ah yeah

gday

+++

ya could mud wrestle that *****
sorry

thinkin out loud

+++

sophie formica
tied ****d to my clothesline

for attitude adjustment

+++

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+++
Limp Bizkit
'Hot Dog'
+++

only for a week
she aint a fat *****

+++

i'd water ya

say


twice

+++

been off chattin to th deadman sisters

wi me bein a lethal witchdoctor and all



soem **** 

wanderin thru my mind

+++

[deleted]

+++


it was a fair kill
their religion

will have t wear it

+++

hand im over then

+++

a fair kill

+++

this imam

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Cat Stevens
'Where Do The Children Play?'
+++


this close to declarina  holy jihad against me


the witchdoctor of australia 

but



he knows we'll


use our foreknowledge of th future to


use their disasters against them

again



he can read

congratulationss

+++

dunno how ya go wi th

aussie slang but



dont try to translate it

+++

unfortunately
we have another

in th psychic works

+++

i usually
get th smell of rotting brains

a full week before th real thing 



and my gift


allows me

to write backwards death curses that


fit th disaster

perfectly

+++

i know it; sjust
tyh reality of

psychic phenomena



ya cant see th future
forwards


for every action
there i san equal and oppsite reaction





a real psychic


doesnt just see


dead ppl a week from now

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City High
'the only one i trust'
+++

++

i'm sorry for that

just reality

+++

to see ppl
in th future dead

a real psychic

has to somehow

be involved


ask for their deaths

+++


six yrs of research and


we still cant change that

one basic



fact

+++

i dragged
christopher skase

to his death

behind my car

in this psychic blog
online

a week before he died
of natural causes


asked for u to die

7 days later



i read yr


obituary

+++

but i've killed so many now


my notches bein
360 thousand


in experimenting



i wonder
how much th 


observer
****s in th experiment


was th **** gunna die

anyway


7 days later and

+++


sometimes

th kill is just too sweet


hey dr azahari

dr death

+++

me beeing kutaman
black honey man

of th religion of kuta

black honey
of th native stingless bee

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:00:46]
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Pink Floyd
'Welcome to the Machine'
+++


we have a job for th hive

+++

we've accepted th contract for

osama bin laden


first indications point to

london


which surprised us

+++

the council for aesthetic deletions 
has been informed and

the australian (aboriginal) secret service
have signed off on it

+++

[case 23]

+++

thnk u

+++

th bad news is
last time we took this contract


we hit a hundred thousand others

+++

my psychic twin is prepared to


do 300 hundred thousand in

collateral damage

+++

he says he can wear th psychic backlash


+++

i dunno paulo
aceh flung us around for three yrs

+++

look wot happened in our personal life

+++


and we'd ask for th
huge wave

for retaliation
for a terrorist attack against australians


again

+++

it's in th record
 
+++

230 thousand
psychic 

kills

+++

we asked for it
before th attack

that precipitated it

kuta
beach


u remember

+++

and for a full week

actually a month


before th aceh wave hit

i was online


th oracle of kuta


sayin

i see



a big splash

+++


we had to use it

we had th means

+++

like wise

th northern pakistan earthquake

+++

pointed th bone of death
at the islamic terrorist ****s

online
th night before th earthquake hit

+++


i want those kills

+++

even if i 
break my own rules


no 7 days warning
u didnt deserve em

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:08:36]
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Fuel
'Fuel - Last Time'
+++

that was last time

i'm wonderin


how much warning

i'll giv eu this time

+++

a practising
operant psychic

using
operant conditioning and

an army of followers

unseen

+++

no ****ing leaders in this movement
no



channels of communication

+++


it turns out
so brad tells me

th previous ownerso f
the farm


also had their own religion
very closed mouthed about it

+++

the stingless honey bees

livin amongst th trees

+++

in th bowl of th extinct volcano of

kuta

+++

th volcano of black honey

stingless

+++

the gap

in brisbane australia

+++


or as it was once called

the devil's gap

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:12:10]
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Iggy Pop
'Candy'
+++

a banana farm
in th tropical rain

+++

twenty minutes from th heart of th city

+++

for a while we were
th church of th cult of the dot


till the kuta ladies
dragged us up to meet kuta

been here girls
used to climb th *****


when i was a kid

livd under that tower

+++

used to climb up to
th old channel ten tower


layin on th ground

+++

just havin a squizzie

+++

could in those days

+++

ya gunna do it to me agian arent ya black

put a couple hunred thousand ppl's deaths on my shoulders

+++

****

+++

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Garbage
'Milk (massive attack)'
+++
i know it;s not u

it;s just



real magic

and we see th ucnts fdyin all th time and



it oth only way to handle all that death


****in sucks



"built in safety mechanism"

+++

is worse from somone else's perspective

maybe that keeps me sane

+++

i'm safe enough from
most other wizards

alone or in concert
their meta concert efforts

i still find laughable

+++

made some enemies in
six yrs of

open psychic killing on th net

+++

mine not th only program

running

+++

just
i have some advantages

+++


the real man;s syndrome
testicles


my achilles heel

+++

keep me young and
still droppin into skatebowls on a unicycle at 45

ripped body
sixpack abs and

killer mind

+++

and liek th orginal
james bond

celibate

+++

with testicles that scream at me

all day and every day

for a wman

never

stop aching



never

+++

an horu and half after ejacualtiona nd then


we're off again

+++


climbing th

pain trail

+++

till


th unicycle and



marijuana came along





wots a chick ?

care factor

+++

killing for my country

+++


and psyching up

to do another big one


and use it

+++

i was told
sep 23 2007

dont tell me this is th warmup



pls

+++


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Supertramp
'Fool's Overture'
+++

is it seismic paulo ?

my brother not talking


all i can see is his smile

+++

knows we'll write th clues


as always

+++

black's clues

+++

no government would
have an open

psychic hitman dept


but they tolerate me and let me

get away wi murder


+++

if it says
it;s a real psychic

and it;s not involved

with th death of th person named


it's lying or


deluded

+++

a real psychic is

100% wrong on


evry occasion

didnt u read einstein

+++

dumb ****ers

+++

this chick in th paper


pointin out th flaws ofd th psychc she spoek to and

didnt notice

she had

99%
consistant

100% wrong answers





a real psychic

+++

it;s how you ask th questions
gives u 

meaningful answers

+++

my nasty travel warning
on indonesia


earlier this yr

7 days before her capital went underwater


is a good example



th clues read two ways

+++

dumb
senior federal police officers


ya blithering idiots




cant read


+++

became collateral damage
of the
asutralaian aboriginal secret service


at least

they cant say


that th services didnt share enough

on this ocasion




we did write to ya;s


after we put th travel warning on indonesia


it;s in yr records

+++


try yr spam filter

oh dear

+++

be wrose to be
indoensian diplomat who go th warning page

7 days

before th two senior feds

and our diplomat

got it in th garuda plane crash



i know

+++

and if their spam filters
arent working

so do all th other political parties

+++

for an unseen entity

we're well known

+++

became my ****in collateral damage


dickheads

+++


i said i;d get
three

non believers of magic

didnt i

+++

th media guy
and ordinary citizen


i declined to write about

+++

poor ****

+++

can our witchdoctors retaliate aginst him ?

+++

too many kills in his eyes

+++

th evil so large and
this man mixed up in

911

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:34:15]
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Regurgitator
'Doorselfin'
+++

somebody just christened it
the australian style of music

lyric

+++

we are th oldest living tribe

of man

+++

with th oldest 
living religion


which is still active

+++

we ask our god to kill and
a hundrd thousand lay dead

th nxt day

under th rubble

+++

the land

+++

our god

+++

i am
the land surfer



pronounced as always
the kadaitcha man of australia

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:37:05]
+++
Mu
'Jealous Kids'
+++

only one of me

+++

and descended from
the head inquisitor of
the french inquisition

a most magic man

+++

a pope

holy roman em****er

+++

no **** womble
those seven chicks

we were th entertainment for


that xmas eve

got my last name

th real one and


they entertained me for th rest of th evening

+++

womble messaged last night

+++

hmm

+++

she'd even seen a ****tait of my ancestor

and said a few nice words

+++

i stopped wearin french legion caps
whiel workin on rooves

in th hot
australian summer sun

when th hair got long enough again

+++

little brother
can still be found under one


on occasion

+++

i got another big kill comin up


we work as a team but

he dont wanna know much

gets most of it second hand


thru three

+++

we haveta use it man

cause we can



even tis computer
supplied by th australian underground

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:52:16]
+++
?
'?'
+++

dont get this many hard drives for 

fifty bucks

+++


just
our aims are close to the man;s

+++

ok so maybe
we came a bit close


wi th th two dumb feds but

we did give warning

+++

they were informed

+++

th inspector general's office
of th autralian secret services

hasnt beaten down my door so

+++

shakepears sister
you;re history

+++

i havent caught a tail
behind my car 

for weeks now

they either gettin better or


i shaken em
one too many times

hard to follow

+++

was 17 yrs in th gypsie mafia

+++

runnin money

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:56:09]
+++
Monkees
'I'm a Believer'
+++

so i'm
used to this kind of thing

knockin ppl off and that

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:56:42]
+++
Foo Fighters
'Foo Fighters - Exhausted'
+++

yeah but

we had a quiet

eighteen months


mnostly in
psychic recuperation

+++

lotsa yoga

+++

and of course
thousand's of k's



surfin down country lanes

on a unicycle


th new one
nippleclamp

is a suspension beast

+++

th backlash coems more from

ppl

when they read my diary but

confession is good for th soul and


my deal with time is

i write th past


it gives me th future



somewhere

we have to profit by it

+++

u think these
crazy old ****ers

understood th psychic gifts

better than i do

+++

where's their

scientific trail

+++

nostradamus

doesnt gvie dated predictions

i do

+++

not always usable
cassandras words

th greeks knew it

+++


after th fact
cassandra

always made sense

+++

where einstein got th idea


for every action
there;s an equal and
opposite reaction

+++

but th ancient greeks had steam

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:01:14]
+++
Grinspoon
'Grinspoon - Truk'
+++

to open th doors of their temples

and lie to th populace

+++

it's when ya start
lying


and obey einstiens rule

+++

i'm gettin ready togrin and bear it again

another big


psychic kill

that will outrage so many readers


even though
it;s th only way

we'll get any foreknoweldge of it

+++

it;s a hard sell

+++

we cant stop
th disaster

we can 

be ready to rush in assistance

for th survivors



sorry

+++

th psychic

warnin system


uses its own 
methods

not always palatable


to th general public

+++

gettin disasters
in a backwards fa****on


and readin th mind of th
populace

to try and write somethin
for th hoem audience

+++

walkin th line

+++

readin my compatriots minds
a week from now

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:05:24]
+++
Snap
'Oops Up'
+++

if most of australia
stood up

in fornt of th telly

and screamed somethin

th psychic warning services

have made a note of it

a week earlier


+++

triple o

+++

cept this triple o


u dont ring



when u detect an emergency



we already know

+++

i had 10 dead hippies 
sittin oan  wall

a week before oxz had

ten aussies

falling to 

half thei r deaths

in th garuda disaster


so close to home

how th **** do i writ ehtis up

a week befor eit

+++

if one dead hippie should accidently fall

+++

five lived

+++

"lot of othe rppl died"
i know

i'm as guilty of that as our media


i put em in y posychci kill numbers

"and never talk about em"



i saw
10 aussies

top flight aussies


not ten dead hippies


accidentfly falling


+++

"ok cassie"

+++

did think  wouldnt get all th hippies

in that post

10 dead hippies sitting on th wall



did accept th contract
formt h 
council for aesthetic deletions



i'm involved

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:09:27]
+++
Nirvana
'Something in the Way'
+++

th queensland cops
not all that bothered but

they not th feds

+++

had two meetings so far

+++

not finished talkin to u ****

+++

"pickin on juniour cops"
they tape evrything

even point at th thing


i know dickhead

+++

i want u to tape this cause
i knwo u cant prosecute me


dont believe
psychic powers exist

legally


but


our after conversation

when th tape recorders all got stopped


was interesting


both ways i believe

+++

if i dropped dead tomorrow
kuta lady wuld take over

in th meantime

+++

th pain she carries

is sufficient

+++

milo won th racin on th weekend

mad ****

+++

it looks like a hilux


true

+++


old school

+++

light body
massive motor

dependable power and


huge chassis rails

to hang th big suspension off

+++


listen to th **** rev

+++

i watched th vid

+++

little brothers raw footage

+++

hey maybe one day
he fil me

goin over a skatebowl wall

on oen wheel

+++

u got four wheels ****

its a girls bike

+++

milo lived nxt door

for wot seems liek

forever

+++

i thought he lived in little brothers car

+++

oh he lives nxt door does he

+++

i must trust th mad ****
i put my middle step daughter in wi him

in one of his racecars

+++

damn u can drive

+++

we put it up on th big screen and

watched and listened to th symmetry

+++

dont let them pick th music playin on yr run man

stand up for yrself


you;ll go quicker and

get even more crowd response

+++


trippy got in trouble
so i heard


at three am
with spotlights and


huge speed

+++

ubt did he hurt anyboidy
is all i wanan know

he rarely ploughs into th cxrowd

+++


we were lookin forward to
trippy's answer to milo's

fast hilux lightweight derivative

+++

it just means

that on th nxt meeting


milo be racin somethin

faster and

better built




it still got raced

+++


i'm smilin little brother

+++

we all know each other

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:20:17]
+++
Sma****ng Pumpkins
'1979'
+++

the farm
back in 1979

was bananas and

+++

two yrs later it was

fast cars a


speedway track

down th bottom and


motorcycles everywhere

+++


u'll need a guide pretty lady


+++

if u wish to tour th property
and not get run over

th boys
doin wheelies on th tractor this day


draggin car bonnets

round th oval

+++



not a safe ride


no safety precautions taken

much drugs and alcohol consumed


th pigs
off th property but

takin piccies with

long range lenses


see em up there on th hill ?

+++ 

they dont bother to hide


well we dont either

+++


we had to stop killin pigs on th property
if i get a gun they

get very nervous

+++


means i have to put with
seven ffot long sows

comin down out of th bush

feedin on th pecan nuts

+++


i thinkt h old **** used to feed em

+++

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+++
Do Re Mi
'Racing to Zero'
+++

was funny
we payed to thin out th 

wild pigs


and we were cross breedin em with domestics


gotten fromt h guy
we bought th farm off


a pig breeding experiment


+++

made good eatin anyway

to ****in smart though

+++


some would always get out

of th pigpen

+++

one ran over th top of me


hey 

i'm not a ****in exit ramp ****

+++

longer legs
than what we were used to


i think we build some extensions

and see how many we can keep


where are yr progeny maam ?

+++

ended up
bein made out of telegraph poles

+++

and we still
lsot th odd one

th wild pigs

would come down

out fo th hills



cryin and






pleadin for em to escape

even if

the
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+++
Metallica
'Metallica - Seek & Destroy'
+++
y 
had no kids in th pen

+++


th old **** cant get her

she too cunning



coem down on th darkest night of th yr

+++

she talkin to th
half wild pigs


no brood with her this time

+++

me and ht old man

out in th bananas


watching



no pig dogs wi us tday and


th guns only along for protection

+++


she's not past


breakin into th choock pen
for a quick nutritious meal

before she leaves

it is her

+++


look at her markings

th huge blotch on her left flank


u want me to wake up mum and little brother


they liek to see our girl

full grown

+++

only got three spots on er


in this day and age

we woulda filmed ya



i have th memories

+++

but only dad and i
woke up
adn found each other

on th back verandah

investigating th noise in th jungle

+++


th smell


woke me up




large pig

wild

+++

we both talked about it
hunters together

in th three am

dark


we wanna closer look and

well we;re awake

+++


she got no young in th pen but

she tryin to communicate with em

+++


she escaped th same pen

way back when


th walls no higher now

+++

when she was younger
she;d try to dig in

from th outside

+++


my mother forbade us killin her
even opleaded with old bill

th caretaker up at th dam

dont kill er




that first yr
she brought her young down

to eat th pecan nuts

+++


we alls at ont h verandah
i had that

austrian girlfriend

and we allw atched

+++


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+++
Arlo Guthrie
'Chilling Of The Evening'
+++

we cant promise helene
that she'll bring her young down this weekend but


she's a creature of habit and


we talk to er

+++

i seen im spreadin corn and mash

under th tree



i say nuthin

+++

we got 7 piglets in th pen

all small critters



th big baconner is gone now so

th place is quieter and

doesnt threaten city folk so much


she in there to be fattened up to kill

+++

we make our own salami

+++

this is
basically a traditional

yugoslav village setting

+++

but we have more animals

+++

and give less in tax

th taxman doesnt tax any of this

my mother 
wrks for th taxman

+++

they get b

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+++
James Blunt
'Goodbye My Lover'
+++

but hey took us boys


as boys

into tito's

yugoslavia

usin me as front man at th border



interpretor


so many ak 47's man


+++


can ya at least
hit th safety man

for ****s sake

+++


part black man from

australia

+++

investigating our roots

+++

well we got in

+++

even let me

play with his pistol


nicely balanced dad

+++

a glock is better

+++

th old
32 police pistol

i found

a touch light in th handle


warmed up too fast


thirty bullets and

it;s a ****ed engine

+++

so mother

nine months before ya bought five bullets in th head


ya got me a job

wi th th gypsie mafia

+++

did u know wot i did for a living ?

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:42:24]
+++
Cat Stevens
'Miles From Nowhere'
+++

to my friends i was

a truck driver

+++

with a somewhat sordid past

+++

to th ppl i demanded money from i was

well


chilli pepper

+++

i dont care if u dont pay


+++

no skin off my nose

+++

my boss

is your 


banker

banker to all of u


+++

yr tale doesnt make sense psychically

which is how he'll look at it


have another go

+++

i'm  sayin
if u can weave some magic

into yr excuse

for not havin th money

on this leg of th run



we'll catch ya on th down run

+++


i dont have to ask im
for that

within my gift

+++

i got a betetr excus eout of er and

a bit mro einventive


we would let her go anyway

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:46:04]
+++
Cat Stevens
'Sad Lisa'
+++

showground royalty

+++

on th bones of her arse now

only cartin three fod vans

+++


her eyes man

+++

****

so deep

+++

an older witch

+++

lived on th carnival

fifty odd yrs and

th woman is still



****able

+++

got an eye for th main chance

+++

we watched her
pull th rug from under

a whoel consortium

and took off with

twnety vans

nice and legal


+++

then her old mate
bough tth whoel concern back

for half wot he sold it for


and she walked with enough

+++

i dont get a guild card anymore

+++

i was in
catering

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:49:55]
+++
Jessica Simpson
'These Boots (Are Made For Walk'
+++

th ****in romani si givin me **** to se if i can get past th 

track security


like yesterday

little peter got money ridin on it

+++

****in indy race track at surfers paradise


a week after 911

i gto past em yesterday


with a full truck

no questions

+++

we testin th security

liek always

+++

and got thru again


no guard

+++

drove straight onto th racetrack and

th nxt **** waved me on

+++

we'll beat th ice truck today


get all th food off our trucks

before he gets


his ice off

+++

they caught our second truck comin in

we got a head start

+++

 i lef tim on so many yellow light sman

if he wasnt s enior sarge int h force

he be a long way back now


its habit man

+++

he's
moonlighting

+++

as my offsider

+++

if we're gunan run thre trucks thru this mess

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:53:53]
+++
The Eagles
'Witchy Woman'
+++

it;s got one head

+++

u ever heard of a boomerang carton

it hits u in th head


cause yr opinion not needed

+++

now put th **** wher ei told ya

it dont work his way

+++

be assertive
its that kidn of place

we go thtree trucks to stick upt his mess

i seen gusy givin up

just tryint p punt a normal car up it

+++

get out of th ****ing road

+++


not joking

+++

never met a truckie before

+++

i reckon i can get thru and
only peel th skin off his car

lets have a go

+++

i thought u;d move it

we are goin thru

+++


not my first time

+++

i'd tellt h guild president to get ****ed

drivin a truck
thru th thick of it

come to think of it

ic an rmemebr him

in his eighties

tryin to climb into my truck cab

to punch me int h head

+++

said i;d never work on another
showground under his control


ever again


i was at th nxt show

+++

yr old man;s go ta temper

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:58:13]
+++
Gorillaz
'Clint Eastwood'
+++

if i wasnt harko's gorilla


maybe

+++

he says a 
barely tame gorilla

+++

when i was doin half th money pickups


+++

who dont ya wanna talk to ya old ****

+++

to get roudn htis many i'm
gunna have t be

business like


th conversations are gunna be short

+++


preferr th sweat
to have dried ont h muscles

before knockin on caravan doors

in th main camp




gday

+++

q nice
mid twneties

gypsie girl

in full bloom


i'm here about th food van


food's in th van
we coulnt find a body

here;s th bill

+++

will i cum inside ?


sure


have i got time for a cup of coffee ?


if it;s a quick one dear
got a few ppl to get around

+++

yes yr sister would we one of em

so there is a story

+++

i used to smoek drugs wi y mother 

too

+++

when she paye dme off

+++

lot of class

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:04:09]
+++
Blur
'Girls And Boys'
+++

th old fella is knockin back whiskeys
and ****t and

i'm getin th od dbong and

beer

a


mainly spirits these days

bourbon


+++

depends on how nmuch bad news
they wanan claim


when i present th bill

+++

i seen all kinds


every excuse there is


honesty is good policy

even if it sounds insane

+++

we'd compare drugs prices in


eight fdifferetn regions and


do some other business



gettin back to johhno's business

+++

she paid me up

full


yeah no worries

+++

oh we ha da coupel drinks

wot about u 
u old bastard

+++

i only got one in th bag left

who hasnt paid and


th excuse is at least

passable

+++

haha
you;ve got two left

u owe me a beer


u sure u havent watched

minder


old ****

+++

i'd watch it
with a new girlfriend and


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:08:30]
+++
Powderfinger
'Day You Come'
+++


it;'d take ages for her to twig


watchin myself up there

+++


i'd take her to a carnival

and

twenty faces would say hi paulo



three of em makin excuses about money owed


shtum man



+++




hmmm



u liek showground rides

i got lots of tickets


never pay for one

+++


not into it myself

seen em bein built in


too many towns to name

+++

i spen some time on th road

chasin th carnival

with supplies

+++


a long time

+++

my motorcycle ridin
girlfriend


talked to me afterwards
about some of their reactions

sorry
shoulda said who i worked for

+++

gypsie mafia

in catering

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:12:29]
+++
Cypress Hill
'Cypress Hill - A Man'
+++


um

i wouldnt have brought u here if
i knew my brothers
th hitmen

were in here packin guns


he's armed


my job babe

+++

let me get th goss


their contract is in another city

this is just show

+++

****in weird ppl

+++

nuthin to do with us


sweet

+++

th coalface for these ppl
is th biggest running
current show

+++

th internecine warfare in th early eighties was

ugly



+++

ppl walkin aorund with contracts ont heir heads and

bodies turin up

+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:15:50]
+++
Do Re Mi
'Idiot Grin'
+++

no i heard about that one


none of us thought

it would turn up

+++

th cops

trailed th shows for
ten yrs

gathering evidence

+++

i
like most ppl
had a third hand story

+++

but knew everyoen involved

even th chick

+++

none of it surprised us

cept maybe th cops tenacity

+++

**** man
is that saga still goin on

+++

i was on good terms with his sister


at th time and

i got her version


she was ****in there

+++

not that he'll admit it

+++

sorry diary
bein ambiguous

+++

this chick

+++

there a godo reason
they got their load

ona  firday arv at that time


was so we could smoek drugs and

drink piss and



if th odl fella came along

we still drank but



spoilt th good time

+++


but she liked him so

she'd ask fo rth odd 
wednesday afternoon

he rmother had been


real nice to this man

+++

wot show u doin this weekend ?

+++

no i spent th whoel afternoon
stickin hot coke

into a



ice cream run


it;s a long story

with a short ending

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:21:18]
+++
4 Non Blondes
'?'
+++

do ya know th guy ?

he not related to yr mob

+++

funny fella


+++

got five pallets of hot coke sittin under his house

+++

arrived in black 
masking

+++

in a closed truck

+++

her brothe ris inth slammer and
she's tryint o leveradge
a bigger piece of th pie


her father
meanwhile
has stepped back into th business
with is orignal wife and

is running two caravans

+++

i cant keep up

+++

so who's land are u parked on
on th showgrounds
and how can i help ?

+++

yeah i know her

+++

ok

+++

i'll see if i can say a few good words

+++

she owes us money
how do you know that ?


th figure quoted
too close to th mark

th ears ave pricked up

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:26:31]
+++
?
'?'
+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:26:38]
+++
Do Re Mi
'After the Volcano'
+++

after u and yr cousins

stop arguin





when yr ready

+++

th games

+++


th three sisters
in th showgrounds

used to run together

unbeatable




now

they havent said a word together


in 20 yrs

+++

why u talkin to me abotu his old lady
not meanin to be offensive but

wot have u ever doen for me

+++

always make sme wait


to go get her money




never prepared



knows i;m coming

old witch


one son in th priesthood


th other spruiking

+++

has he decided if he's a boy a or a girl yet ?


i have no such delusions

always been both


use it as i see fit

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:30:01]
+++
Do Re Mi
'Big Accident'
+++

th gif thas hti soen bad

we been watchin him

since he was ten

+++

speed calms down his
psychic dreams but

it;s wot it does to him

+++

i am not a healer woman


far from it



but still


+++

tell im to write a diary

get to know imself

+++

and

readin comment is for losers



+++


th idea

my diary with a
comments section

who;s diary ?

+++

i live for me

wot of it

+++

u wont be there for me

werent last tiem i died

+++

nicole kidman was
well

just her face

it was enough

+++

with my body
still gray

+++

my terrorist testicles

about to stop my heart again

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:34:48]
+++
?
'?'
+++

steppenwolf
born to be wild


wild man's testicles

have trouble sittin in a bus
with female phermones

get off th bus wi
crippling pain

+++

my magic's

strength

+++

my will to live

+++


my psyche

those damn

+++

balls

+++

got their own agenda

+++

a throwback maybe

+++

i arrived with

different teeth

+++

wild man's testicles

+++

get sblue balls form sittin too close to a chick



married two and

i've lived with seven

torture is

sleepin with a chick u arent ****ing




love

+++

masturbation doesnt cut it

research finally showin wot i;lve know for yrs


ya dont let go of as much

+++

th ****ers holdin back

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:38:23]
+++
XTC
'Senses Working Overtime'
+++

to fight other sperm

+++

tailoring
specific sperm


from what th olfactory and 
other senses have 

supplied

+++

if yr ***** is
sleepin wi another male

chances ar ehigher

u'll get her pregnant

+++

yr sperm

+++

fighting

+++

well

th dominant male

+++

in this instance

th killing machine


does it always have t be that way

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:41:20]
+++
Black Eyed Peas
'My Humps'
+++

i'll wear
300 thousand deaths

solidly

in this characters name

+++

they're my kills ****

my murderers ego

has kicked in


+++

..
..
..


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:51:22]
+++
Kate Bush
'Cloudbusting'
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:52:06]
+++
Little Heroes
'One Perfect Day'
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:52:33]
+++
Ween
'Push th' Little Daisies'
+++

worst thing about hacking th brain is
comin up with a vocabulary for it

+++


i know th feeling
th operant conditioned feeling


i get

when i get a nice

clue t nxt song or



clue i'm writin




so close to cumming it's

analagous

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:55:18]
+++
Tool
'Die Eier Von Satan'
+++

training my tools

my psychic gifts



sharpen and

hone and


direct my gaze

+++

this one gets the

evil eye

+++

none of my female side
will b showing this time

+++

liek a german singing trio

+++

i finally got
da da da

+++

lovely internet thingie

+++

all th music i can get
influenced by now
it's

amazin man

+++

i trust my gift

better


dunno about


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:57:38]
+++
Arlo Guthrie
'I'M Going Home'
+++

more

+++

got me

+++

th look in their eyes
hey terry


when they know
they lookin into th eyes of a killer

+++

360 thousand dead souls
swimmin in my eyes

u look in
 but


cant quite place why

u look back out so fast

+++

devil eyes

+++

my own brother
cant look into my son;s eyes

but we look in and see
how many th little bastard will kill and

he's oen of us

+++

she used to beat me in
staring competitions

till she found out too much

of wot lay behind th green eyes

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:01:03]
+++
Live
'?'
+++

lightning crashes

hello elizaebth

my ex wife


thoguht it was u

+++

lisened to this madly
when we broke up

we both did

+++

they used to be brwon

more liek
black

slid all th way down to
baby **** yellow and

currently green

+++

i have trouyble looking into those eyes

in th bathroom mirror

+++


i see all those
360 thousand psychic kills

and th mor epersonal ones
form beofr ei was so open

back when i was a minder

+++

look
i didnt tell ya i drank tea

with th hitmen

int h showgrounds

when th ekkka was on


claims she didnt know th man she was married to

+++

dragged me back into th game

i was out *****

+++


open th wrong caravan door 
at th wrong time

in our game and

th shotgun blow yr head clean off

+++


she spent it
she didnt ask what it;s provinence was


and why isnt her husband hoem at five

+++

collecting ten grand form an 
unruly **** who wants to argue bou it

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:06:31]
+++
Nickelback
'Nickelback - Believe It Or Not'
+++

yeah babe
i'm just a truckdriver

and to ride a unicycle
u have to stick with a straight line


dickhead

+++



then i threw an entire party of 
su[soed soixteen yr olds

out of my house

mostly eighteen

and all chasin my *****es



my children

th ol d*****
has whinged in my ear too much

yr all out of here

+++

they all left

+++

one


opened his moputh too loud

went up th wall



+++

next

+++

they all left


not big but


got a ****in big nasty temper

+++

and th muscles to back it up

+++


when you work for a living little boy
and get a 


man's constitution

+++

five black belts
fresh ot of th club and

cruisin th

fortitude valley

ful of piss and vinegar



adrenalin


their sparring still int heir walk


can ya beat my second ckick little ****s

+++

ya were awful cockie inth beginning of th c

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:10:47]
+++
Massive Attack
'Protection'
+++

onvo

+++

i'm just here singin ont h corner bus seat

after mdinight

with my friend here

+++


it;s the fortitude valley

+++

u boys up to trouble ?

+++

no i'm th witchdoctor


my leg speed is


45 k;s
on pone hweel

24 inch and

still got more to burn



for power bursts

+++

u think u see

my kick little boy


i'm a zen master

+++

surf on a  unicycle in th surf

+++


my sparring partner
for three yrs

was a second dan black belt

+++

until i got my leg speed down enough

to fight lower belts

+++

i only go to every second grading

beacause of th nature of my job


for th gypsie mafia

+++

cant have a black belt

not interested in it

+++

but they wanted their star kicker

to cum out and

kick th other clubs around


so they'd pay for me


to go

+++

i broke one too many bones

not really wot i came to learn

+++

they werent my bones

+++

i learne dhumility
int h boxing training

u stand here

and take all this gusy punches

we'll let ya kick im afterwards

a free for all sparr


+++

yeahbut

after i kicked im th secodn time

u lot all ran in and stopped it

+++

i took twnety punches

old school

+++


i kcik hard

i need less hits

+++

i did not
break his rib i just

bruised it kinda bad

+++

u said i could hit im afterwards and

he thought it gunna be easy

+++


he couldnt even see th karate guys kick

but he just first dan black belt

+++

and only waist high


full spped

round yr ears


tae kwon do

+++

i cross trained with em long enough

noen of em flexible enough to kick with me

+++

think water

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:18:32]
+++
Nirvana
'Polly'
+++

th nirvana thing
ya have to find yrself

it might be different for u


+++


i;'m naturally flexible
my aunt was a prima ballerina

+++

mid fourties i'm
as flexible or

better than when iw as

sixteen


both legs behidn th head

+++

much yoga

healin th left leg

+++

we'r changin things

th body so accomodating

but it is hurting

+++


still payin for th broken sternum

+++

i grew up hard ok

+++

th old man did a double knee drop into my chest

i'm hard to stop



th nuts i think

+++

i had just

hit im with a roundhouse swing


not hittin my old lady

++

when all was said and doen

three day sof negotiations


or i wont come and kill u in yr bed

know ewhre u sleep ****



he took me for  

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:21:53]
+++
?
'?'
+++

a beer


amy whitehouse
rehab

+++

smile

+++

thang ya ****
get off yr arse


more drugs over here

lazy ****in hand

..
..
..

as long as that ****
osama

is on th run


an his oprganisation

doin so mch damage




i ave to usewotever comes my way

in th way of
disasters


in th islamic world


i am truly sorry for this

+++

my forever eyes
a;ways give me

7 days notice

+++


and it;s too easy


and about all we can do

+++

till they give me a crack team of


sas aussie soldiers and an open checkbook

we'll get yr body


psychic killer onboard

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:25:24]
+++
Regurgitator
'F.S.O.'
+++

black tracker

we can smell em across water

+++


my gut is tellin me london

+++

is th start of th trail

+++

but wot information i;d find there

i dunno

+++

two perenties and

one chopper

+++

a small team

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:27:05]
+++
Cypress Hill
'Cypress Hill - A Man'
+++

all male

or i throw th ***** out of th chopper

+++

no ****

+++

my gift would root th **** out
faster than any of yr

intelligence

+++

th other side throwin
smother


usin cia tactics

+++

i can see th smother

+++

i consulted th deadman sisters

+++

black hearts

"generous"


black hearts

+++

i think we;d get his trail fairly quickly


specially if he jumps as often as


th tales say

+++

****in crap

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:30:17]
+++
The Kinks
'Do It Again'
+++

it'd be just ****in typical
to find im

sequestered in some

english mansion

+++

i do know
u aint doin it hard ****

+++

i can see
wot u see


if distorted

+++

yr ego makes u

findable

+++


wot u do th minds
around u


is wot i see

+++

their reverance

+++

much talking to god

i did mention i had godhead

+++

big deal
anybody can get godhead

catwoman still impressed
likewise womble

+++

wowman
wot a txt

+++

i'll think about it
not very female at th moment

not singin liek a chick on street corners 

+++

well i never asked for anything

the magic provided

+++


i kept a diary
big magic is no secret

+++

not even how to do it

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:34:31]
+++
Peter Gabriel
'Games Without Frontiers'
+++

as simpel as

wrtiint h clues
to th sogn about to play

whiel writin up yr diary

and rambling

it;s just a game



my diary th



game's track

+++


honing my gift

for th big ones

+++

because we can
and it's

wot it is

to be magic

+++

once ya start training it

it;s got ya

+++

if looks could kill
they probably will

lyric

+++

when ya get yr first psychic kill that

makes sense


hang on i
dragged that **** to his death



and he died seven days later

in th real world




my blog
touches th real world but

seven days in advance

+++

sometimes a yr

+++

can u do better

+++

can u beat th reality of magic


ya cant see deatsh oint hf uture
without bein

personally involved

+++

my kids
are gunn ahve this gift

i at least

understand it


my mother didnt

+++


i leave a trail



for others

+++

black magic

+++

but
can it be doen another way



we cant break einsteins rule

its why

th psychic powers so feared

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:38:39]
+++
Machine Gun Fellatio
'The mirrorball's starting to r'
+++

it very soon
manifests as

big magic

+++

six yrs i

been ont h trail of

th easy way to 



build yr magic gift

th perfect



biofeedback device

+++

gives u enough returns

writin clues ot nxt song abotu to play
when ya dont know whats comin



for u to recognise th

endorphin rush


not yr conscious mind we;re training

+++

its subconscious

harder to contact and

harder to extract but


still usable

+++


my gift so honed

i woke up

out of a nightmare


7 days before my birthday



with th words on my lips



i die nxt wednesday

+++


a friednb of mien horrified but


i not so worried

my gift tellinmein


usual oppsite fa****on

it's my birthday nxt wednesday



and so it came to pass

its all good

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:42:53]
+++
Joel Turner & The Modern Day P
'These Kids'
+++

i'm hurting children
on th net

writin this blog


kids in cyberspace



readin a psychic killers diary



we bury it in th underground

+++


th karma cops a little steamed
i claim

it necessary to share th secrets of real magic

to th greatest number



no secrets

+++

th witchdcotors diary
can be very scary

to a young mind that believes


or reads truth as truth

+++


it's all backwards little dude

liek einstein said


real psychic have to 

just live with it


is real power comes with it

wot u share

+++

hruts to find out
real magic has got a bite liek a cobra


it should

+++


i've got
360 thousand


odd

psychic kills
in good standing

proven kills



where th clues

match up
nicely

well
wickedly

+++

its mostly a wicked thing but

we could use it ya know

to helpt h survivors of

natural disasters and such




th sensitives are

a little out here


they get everythin backwards

+++


some dont even
make it be bein human

th idiot savants
th

overloaded sons of *****es

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:48:39]
+++
A Perfect Circle
'Vani****ng'
+++

i cant heal er dear
she so far gone inside

+++

i got to er
before th fever carried her over th egde

she got no

speech

+++

profoundly autistic


she can call me sometimes

+++

she had th nigth horrors

poor thing


and wrappe dup inth blanket and

she cant control her body

+++

only got oen word 
she can articulate but

there is a mind in there

+++


no dear
i know when a master class psychic 
screams fo rhelps

and i come running

that hippie chick


up on mt nebo that time


i was screamin at th ***** when i stopepd th car

enough already

i'm ****ing here

+++

th orange ppl
gave her huge magic and

no means to use it

+++

yr daughter has th pull
of a master class psychic and

she sent a 

very normal distress call

+++


no ****

+++

i marrie dyr sister
a master class psychic and had a magci kid wi her

i knwo of which i speak

+++

ask her some time
wot i said when i came


to giv eher that boy child

+++

she lies so much

+++

she;s magci as ****
unfortunatley

she born fifty yrs too soon

we cant help her

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:53:33]
+++
Delta Goodrem
'Predictable'
+++

its my professional diagnosis 
as a witchdcotor in good standing

+++

hse may come out of in time
she wants to

+++


she sees too mcuh of
every other time

btu now



he rmind cant cope



she got forever eyes

+++

she doesnt understand

now


do u understand ?

+++

she doesnt see

now

+++

overloaded
she got th gift and


she cant turn it off
and neither can i

+++

she onyl sees us

briefly


th flickering television screen

makes more sense to er

+++


video yrself talkin to er

+++

nuthin to lose

+++


find her rate

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:57:15]
+++
Nirvana
'Polly'
+++

poor thing

+++


her mind
overloaded by messages

she barely understands

+++

struck dumb

+++

rare i see an aura

not my thing


hers is


****mmering

if we could tap that mind

+++

so pure

+++

i am not a healer

i'm sorry

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:00:11]
+++
Cat Stevens
'Into White'
+++

my name is black and i

am a  hitman


a psychic hitman



its just a job

+++

done it so long it's

not as painful

+++

th nxt
coupel of hundred thousand


wont hurt as much as

th first

i really surprised myself

gettin my first written up
psychic kill

on page two of my diary but

it was my job

+++


was ****in a  chick called morticia

at th time


she wondered wot i was up to

but pushed me to continue

+++


playin wih
black magic girl

u are th head witch of the gold coast arent u

+++

she was

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:03:55]
+++
C+C Music Factory
'Things That Make You Go Hmmm..'
+++

this guy
said he was  white wizard and


looked into my eyes and

stpped talkin
a miela minute and


just stopped

+++

dropped my usual
placid

public persona and

+++

is that right ****

+++

somethin in th  eyes


well

17 yrs chasin gypsies for money in th carnival

+++

slays *****es

confidence

+++

had my share

+++

cant believe that txt man

+++


yr ex girlfriend
offerin similar

th front end of th long weekend

+++

i dunno

+++

yr a funny **** wommie

he forgiven me for drownin so many indonesians

taken im a  while

+++

its because i can ok

+++

i posted
travel warnings but

wommie still whinged


th humanity

+++

wot else was i suppsoed to do womble ?

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:09:06]
+++
The Kinks
'Apeman'
+++


humanity

+++

i'm a  real psychic
i'm always gunna take psychic kills


it;s a measure of how good a psychic i am
i lead th pack ****

+++


why my blood money curse
on th internet


seven days before
th world trade centre 

fell into its own basement
counts

another
3000 

psychic kills


they wont recognise its real
we'll stick it in their faces


+++


i'm ahppy to mak emy case watertight
to persent ot my ancestoro

th head inquisitor of th 
french inquisition

+++

is this wot u were scared of **** ?

+++

killin witches

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:13:02]
+++
?
'?'
+++

mmmm mmmm mmmm

crash test dummies

+++

i cant see another way to use it

that fulfills me

+++

th psychic has to take psychic kills

to see those deaths in th future
it;s

necessary

+++

some things are
****in hard

for th subconscious to write th clues to

too close to home


+++


tryin to keep our magic offshore and

we still get th odd aussie

mixed up in it

+++

dont liek wearin aussie deaths
as collateral damage

less so

two senior feds

+++


th karma cops
breathin down my neck

not to mention my
self preservation chip

wot;s left of th ****

+++

i jump into skatebowls ona  unicycle

wreckless i s my

first name

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:17:01]
+++
Noosha Fox
'S-S-S Single Bed'
+++

i hope th self preservation chip
knows wot it;s doin

stirrin up muslims

+++

if it;s yr religion
you'll have to silence this ****


where are yr ****ing balls

+++

if u wont remove him
i'll have another crack at im

but last time

it cost u

a hundrd thousand souls

u sure u want that ?

+++


i took many juicy kills

+++


my compatriots
in kuta



poured many bourbons down my throat

on th 
strength of it

"and bongs"
i'll get it


u stay there thang


..
..
..


gunna shoot that hand before th evening is out

..
..
..


i have far bigger probpems
writin clue sto australian disasters



extremely difficult

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:20:47]
+++
Marianne Faithfull
'Pirate Jenny'
+++

didnt i steal this land once
and proclaim i found no

intelligent life to rap with

+++


**** she laughed

i published it though

+++


and attacked th neighbouring country


caught em

completely off their guard


their caapital city

two thirds underwater


our practise run was


100% successful

+++

their productivity declined to buggery and

we coudla sailed in


and parked in town


easy pickings

+++


but u can sleep easy jakarta
we'll invade our other neighbour first

new zealand

th kiwi attitude

+++

we dont recognise yr

entitlement to th land

+++

this lot invaded and hten
this lot invaded and hten

i find all of ya;s over here

+++

in our economy

+++

we'll side with th japanese
and piss on you

+++

well u dont bring
space technology to th table do ya

+++

diockheads

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:25:54]
+++
Primal Scream
'Get Your Rocks Off'
+++

its sufficient to scream with rage
as u attack

if u holler for too long

we just fill u full of holes


just liek th english did

+++


its these



****in guns we got see



cut th enemie in half


secret as

+++

oh yeah
we could invade new zealand

and have fun

+++

got a coupel tongan mates who

would be in th first landing craft

+++

and th cook islanders i used to sing with
beautiful guys

+++

th gay guys
stopepd touching me

or tryint o sit on my lap

i got to sing
unmolested

tweo huge gusy


oen either sid eof me

and they wouldnt climb over th guitar case



stiltlh odd chick made it thru

oh hi

+++

rock n roll paulie been dead

some ten months dear


i know u only seen me occasionally

in the fortitude valley but



is past

+++

when
a guy go tmurdered

kniofed to death

twenty feet
form where i was siongin


a

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:29:27]
+++
Elvis Costello
'Watching The Detectives'
+++

nd we keot singin

whiel we watched th detectives


puttin up th murder scene tape

+++

we so

street jaded

+++

still makin music

th corpse


lyin under a sheet

awaitin th murder investigation team from town

+++

i'm sisttin
singin cross legged

playint h
big jembah drum with mika nd jes and co and

rock spider

singin hard

backgroudn to 


a gorgoeus lick




mika's guitar
singin sweet

while th guys body is


blowin steam


from th blood still ozzin out of im

+++


th sensitive person in me

got a buit



after th fact

we shoudla stoppe dsingin


least whiel they

took photos of th scene

+++

a bit callous

the street

+++


nightlife just
wanderin by


im still
singin liek a black girl

with my blakc mates

+++

centre of the

fortitude valley mall

+++


talkin

in th 


intermissions




somebody is rappin to a customer


we're talkin amongst ourselves


+++

i'm ****in inth nxt long fly
his axe prodcuse

see wpot he make sof it





jes wi me and

mika blew su away


so 


ah **** man





a ni
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:33:26]
+++
Peter Gabriel
'Games Without Frontiers'
+++

 elick

+++

a nic elick

+++

i watched
twenty eckie heads

boppin past to


mika's new lick


he tryin it
three different ways at once and

we 


wanderint hru it and
round it and

we been buildin this piece


four hours

it;s flyin



been six weeks 
jammin on this song

veery firday and saturday night

its always loso ebut

th central theme


always comes back


+++


th eckie heads

jsut trippin on it

+++

we got five instruments playina nd
a nice gel and


th big jembah is talkin to me

+++

u can flutter finger th ***** and

she pokes out tones


flutter and


flowers

to stick behind mika's

wanderin
flamenco tirades


time has gone out of th window

we dont put th inexperienced drummers behind htis




no rhythm

+++

jes sis


squeelin he


keeps gettin interrupte dby its

repeating pattern but

it so



it comes fast man


we finalyl get on it and

th ****in guitar




smooths off


wander sinto a latin rythm and

we know we get onti th nxt time

it cums around again ont h guitar




we so used to flwoin

weherever it goes

+++

it gone stable
he


askin for someone else to fly

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:37:35]
+++
The Kinks
'God's Children'
+++

jess would

giv eus soem cuban blues



played bya cook silander
with threfoot wide shoulders



his voice so quiet

th coupel of times we go thim to sing

but on pitch and



good



his guitar sang for im



we'dge ton ti 
strong


get on it

strong

a ncie drivin rhythm and


th big drum providin fill
and i 


could wander acapella style


singinw ith guitar 

till mika

had his drinkand a durrie


coem back in

startinw ith
soem rythm guitar


fill


rhythm fill



soo though

its a three way fight



i'm leavin th drum outt th fight

jsut usinth voice 
singin acapella and




agaisnt two lead guitarists

playin off each other and
me


i'm one of th guitars


thi schick
sittin on my feet

cant get rid of er



we each try different versions of th lick


addin thigns changin things

rappin off eahc o


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:41:17]
+++
Madonna
'justify my love (**** me mix)'
+++

each other


****in lost

in th music

+++

backgroudn singing

in th street

with two pig amped
plugged in guitars

and a big jembah


th voice has to be strong
its not amplified

+++

gorilla singing
in th street


but my voice box
strogn enough

i used to sing
led zeppelins vocie

jimmy page

from when he was yotung


doin whole lotta love

with my aborignal brother

ona different street corner

int he ofrtitide valley


fortitude valley

deserves to be spelt right

+++

robert plant ****wit

+++

my polayin partner


just grabbe dmy mind and



hey dude

+++

we'd do black bosy blues

ther eont h street corner



occasionally
i;d calla white ****
a whit eucnt

int h msuic

and laugh at im

and poitn at th uniccyle


mostly he;d smlie


i care ****

+++

th clown gets away with

overmuch

+++

th godlen rule of rock music
specially wild

and int h street

sing liek a girl


cum liek agirl int h music

if u can let go


that far



twists their heads

+++

thi solder lady
came up t me

and sai di was worng

t sing lieka  woman liek that



my singin partner
michalke

had heard thrity other[pppl
that evening say opposite

staret d
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:46:26]
+++
Paul McCartney & Wings
'Uncle Albert'
+++

there there dear

+++

i just look liek a boy with muslces
why u gotta judge


that guy thought i was a chick

till u opened up yr mouth

+++


too out of it to ask
and


mainly groovin on th music

+++

worse
signinw ith michael
always some boy

tryint o jam his hands down my pants

just checkin



th girl are umm




no the grab th top end

just checkin to see if i got tits



i dunno

+++

very fond memories
of singin behidn th two

huge islander guys

who;s guitars 
sang so sweetly

+++

i'm their singer
we dont sign much formal

well noen of it is


umm



real covers
jsut bits of thigns and


we fly

+++


never th same twice

+++

when dawn coems up and

yr still signing


to have lived that

once

to thav lived it

hundreds of times




too much

+++

been there done that

+++

sung till dawn 

till


i cant sing no more

+++

it;s hurtin my kill count
i dont give as much back


but

i'll get over it

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:51:12]
+++
Garbage
'Androgyny'
+++

i did six odd yrs
in th strete
androgynous


payin for my gift

+++

the unicycle man of
too many towns


where have i been

+++

th singing unicycle man burned out
unrequited drugs n rock n roll is for chicks
i didnt have th ***change

used it to increase my magic

+++

and my female orgasm of course

+++

seems to have escaped my diary again

used to be in here

+++

one day i'll have a girlfriend who isnt jealous of it
usually better than hers

+++

sacked th last two *****es
together

cause th *** went under oen day in two

dont lie to me

+++

u'll get hurt
emotionally

i guarantee it
my body is

wild

+++

closest thing
to wild human being there is

pheremones rule my 

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:55:16]
+++
Steppenwolf                   
'Pusher Man                    '
+++

life

+++

but i have
gras to get high with and

that numbs th testicles
till i clim,b oin th uncicyle
and ride for half an horu



then its

****in comfortably numb


science

+++

smarter than my testicles


"i think"

true




****in psychic ****s they are

+++

who have i gotta kill now ?

+++

have i written wot i ned to yet or


this session so weird

only three or so posts gunna mke it up

net side

+++


think i'm
just repleni****ng song supplies and
**** supplies and


flingin a couple curses

+++

may as play wi my gift


while i wait for th phone to be free

+++


nippleclamp
flight test

goes as wella s can be espexcted

th thign ****in flaots over th gravel

two inch rocks

spittin otuta th wheel


**** man

blowin ppl's minds



ridin past th footie club

+++

locally i'm

i;m kind of a legend


not much i havent rideen down or voer

on oen wheel

th olcals used to a uniccyle

jumpin all over th traffic islands

proficiency flying

+++


little old ladies
come up to me at th shops 

and say gday

+++

i see you


miles ffrom here

on that wheel of yrs



th first couple of yrs i thoguht

different things but


you are determined

+++


i got busted by a goth chick
and her goth boyfreind



surfin on wheel inth drains
recently

+++

in th moss

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:01:11]
+++
Tokyo Ghetto *****
'Tokyo Ghetto ***** - I Want Yo'
+++

i like u
not many get to see me


ridin in th moss

+++

most just
\
whip out a camera

i gotta get this

unicyc;le spinning
two for one

itnh moss


are u doin th hard work **** ?

+++

oh he's a clever photographer

+++


look wot he got a piccie of

+++

and take credit for


art

+++

21 yrs of


surfin on one wheel art

+++

a young goth couple


beautiful smiles




watchin th unicycle


surf up th mossie drain


i had to drop back in

th girl a little

too pretty
i crash to

take a better look

+++

ah man

+++


that's a finger van
yeah man

it aint a **** truck

too small to **** in



ya only can
finger th ***** in that thing



u understand

+++

liek a mini panel van

+++

she was cute

+++


u find me showin somehtin
i mostly kep to myself

deserted drains ona

wednesday mid afternoon


or really late at night

but th moss at night is


active


it harder to stay upright

+++

i got zen
not usually happy to show it

+++


just dancin
ona uncicyle


down a mossie drain
to a mostly excellent song

cant really hurt myself

+++

testin th limits

+++


ok

+++

no
th suspension uncicyle
is borin it h mnossie drain

doesnt lsoe enmough traction

are u lsitenign man

+++

we were a bit bent

+++

thang
make a cuppa


..
..
..

i dont remember stealin that

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:10:40]
+++
Pink Flloyd
'Comfortably Numb'
+++


i steal factoids from th future
true

i pay for em

+++

look
i';m used to bein in trouble

wi th karma cops


+++

its our modus operandi

+++


i'll have a little equisito of th past and
th future will afford me a
glimpse

+++


all backwards and 

how is it

that i can continually

write good clues


seven days before th bugger hits



it if moves enough australians and


if i give a ****

+++

if i dont give a ****
it wont make my diary

u see th cricket score here ?

barely see we won

+++

stayin offline while
keith urban is in town

to keep my female side at bay

+++

somehwer ein here
i stuck a deathc urse in that kilsl six hundred thosuand ppl
where th **** are ya

+++


th things that swim in my brain man

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:17:07]
+++
Marcy Playground
'*** And Candy'
+++

*** and candy

+++

its th smell of rotting brains i object to

wot if i dont wanna smell em


7 days before their heads split open


bastards

+++


i object

+++

puttin incense in th air and

it not doin ****



into my diary ok ****

who;s gunna die



"who dont i liek today"

+++

stinkin th ****in place up
th things a psychci htiman has to put up with
havent even written his death curse yet but

i can smell his rotting brains

+++

wot came first


soem times

+++

ah ****
i think this cutn has poppe doff

++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:19:57]
+++
?
'?'
+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:20:04]
+++
A Perfect Circle
'The Package'
+++


wonder wot was in th package

maybe somebody got is address

+++

th russians
got a coupel high flyers



meta psychics


i know one of em

he messaged from th edge of th isalnd

earlier today

+++

when u care to take up yr job man

i dont mind waiting

+++


i'm that lethal now that
th local cops

visibly shaken

+++

but they have far more of my bcak trail

than i even share wi my diary


i rode with
three motorcycle clubs

one as vice president


one as

president

+++

by yr rules man
i still in

the wimps club



if i get up and take three steps

i have th helmet

+++

i'm sorry i whacked th wrong dr death

my original bike club
reclaimed me


magoo not amused

+++

big gooey

+++

my sword maker

+++

didnt we hit some
parties in th eighties

we had gate cra****ng parties

into a science

there so many of em

+++

twney high performacne motorcycle sin th frotn yrard
a coupel sidecars

a motorcycle club

+++

i'mdoin
**** around th trees
ona  uncicyle

till evryone wanst to have a go

we come in peace

+++

heard u wer encie ppl


from th ppl
at a party up th road

+++

gday

i liberate htis sixpack in th name of
me


arent u a pretty girl

+++

we dont have a formal president
and soem of these guys wear
patches in other clubs

we just hang together

+++

dont get otnh back of th harley

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:27:49]
+++
Nirvana
'Polly'
+++

trust paulei
not those idiots

+++

it th second fastest biek here

biggest motor
with th most work done



if w epour
a coupel more beers into george

he said he'll do us some
proper stone burnouts on th nine

+++

dont worry about th pigs

we'll handle them

+++


i think we can handle that requaest
we did bring soem drusg didnt we


all is forgiven

+++

thtable covere din fils and

i se soeme pils and


hmm

soem shrooms



someone plannin somethin

+++


i think we'r eon magic mu****es this evening but
i wouldnt be sure

think i had some

+++

we started with
magci mu****e ice blocks

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:30:48]
+++
Ammonia
'Drugs'
+++

red cordial ice blaocks
mad eout of magci mu****e juice

wellit worked

+++

some of th flashbacks wer
e

abotu ten yrs logn but

+++

th magic mu****es

in th dope famines of th eighties

+++

blue meanies and
goldtops

mix em ya get green

hallucinogenic and
psychedelic

bye

+++

no seriously

bye

+++

watch out fo rhim
that;s zaphod


no 
cause htey
cut off one of his heads and

not th good one




he;s got a bad head



now she gets it

+++

cmere and tell su about yr badhead man

+++

gatecra****ng ten parties
on a saturday night

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:34:18]
+++
Jewel
'Do You Want to Play'
+++

wellw e were
trippin on mu****es at a
horror triple feautre

at th driv ein but

we didnt htink we could get back otnh bikes

if we didnt leave

and drink some beer

+++


ok
we had a little fun leaving

+++

mostly i rmember

kncockin on car windows
lookin for some green
to take th edge off

no we;re trppin man and

need some edge cutter

th movie  

freakin us



found our pidgeons





threw em some beer and

settled for anothe rmovie but

three was too much



out into th world




hello party

+++

we saw yr lights on
thought w;e ddrop in

+++

ididnt realis ei ewas leadinth pack
until i pulel dup in yr front yard



a little slide that got out of control

gday

+++

well everybody else stopped and


they're a bit loose

know wot i mean

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:37:14]
+++
Blood Hound Gang
'The Roof is on Fire'
+++

we only burned th fence and
th steps out th house steps

honest

+++

it was a good fire

+++

th landlord throwin her out

she;s invited every bikei scumbag she knows or
sorta knows



bieks everywhere

+++

a kwaka nine in th kitchen

+++

th pig slanded an hoiru agao but


they havent managed to stop us yet

and they still *****in
they cant get th bike out of th house


when th exodus happens


u comin with us ?

+++

we know this pub that
never closes

+++

ended up at a hippie party
in th hills

another mate
always find yr parties weird way


we bumped into this chick who knew

joe blogs and



we;re here

+++

only six police chases 
in th pack

in oen night

a normal

eighties night

in suburban australia

+++

want me to lead th pack 
aroudn th pig traps
and

get us th **** otu of here



ok

+++

is harder 
to snaek a whoel pack of bieks
aroudnth trtaps

big loud ****ers

than it is


to squeeze one thru

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:42:07]
+++
Bob Marley And The Wailers
'?'
+++

ok
i truly thought two

hi bobbie

+++

monkey out of my sidecar and

fellow superbiek rider



i'd lay a biek overa
at one ninety plus

right nxt to yr engine case

relyin on yu

+++


high speed tourin

+++

th pigs
can hear th biek pack
over h sound of their car engines


i can hear it over my biek tickin over


lets split th pack
four ways



meet up at





and get rauckous there





ok

+++

gunna light a fire

out in th bush


+++

goin outback

+++

commune wi th land

+++

ok
not 
we're not brignin american tourists out here this time

tellin em tales of th frocious
dropbears


**** they were out of it

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:45:43]
+++
The Prodigy
'Firestarter'
+++

talk to me kuta

+++

ok
so bobbie had a good point
we were an impartial club

+++

i dunno
if u dont liek cruisin
over 200 ks an hour

u wont fit in


we get where we're goin

fast

+++

even when we drag all three sidecars along
for supplies

they all run at
over 160 k's

+++

if a police car
was unlucky enough
to meet us onth highway


goint o a rally


three hudnred bikes with
five sidecars carryinth pisswould all

overtake em

whiel they stuck behind tenwty cars behidn a caravan

we all long gone
up th highway

+++

we stop fr nothing

+++

arguments can be had
whe u stop th pack

half these guys

used to ride togethe rint h dirt
underage

with copcars
chasin em to th biek tracks



we'd form packs of 300 bikes

to get past th pigs

+++

comin out

they'll be checkin us out

+++


get us
in th dirt where

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:50:32]
+++
Fleetwood Mac
'Fleetwood Mac - Tusk'
+++

th th big road bieks fight for traction

too much power

+++

so we'd race em in th dirt

flatout


+++

i miss
walkin thru three thousand motorcycles


to find my ride

+++

i dont rememebr breakin it

+++

i dont rmemebr fourth gear on th donut pad

no


+++


hmm
burnt out clutch


its all good


u sur ei did that


ok


well if u say so man

+++

hello
sidecars can pull

one wheel wheelies


forever after

they;ld ask for it

bent mro ebits that way

th
perennial

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:54:08]
+++
Pure Moods
'X-Files Theme'
+++
sidecar complaint

limpin home with oen strut broken

+++


we were out grass cuttina nd


th boat hit somethins polid

in th long grass



at 140 k's

we lucky to live


th pack got a good view

+++



one hour she be

as good as new


but goin hoem for th big tools

+++


settin trail up
for

th big highway


she tracks dead true at 140 k's plus



and i ride th hump
on th big highway

+++

200 k's out of th big city;s

we open em up

+++


when a whoel pack
fifty strong goes past

all goin over two hudred k's

+++


and this
ancient lookin

59 bmw framed

vw engined beast
just changed into third gear and

just puleld away formt h pack like


we were doin sixty

+++

old school
lot sof power


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:57:37]
+++
Powderfinger
'Day You Come'
+++

guy ont h laverda jota just said

**** me


at two hundred and fifty k's

th bmw pulled away



rock solid at high speed

+++

wot ****in vw engine he say he had in that thing ?

+++

hels crappin u man
he mighta registered it with that

****in engineers

+++

have u seen his workshop man


i'm his vice president

th **** almost trusts me

+++

i was fairly impressed by th jota

till a vw blew it away





eveyr biek club ride
as soon as th road opened up

this beast would


fly

+++


it never starts as a race

we're jus ridin from here

to there

+++


with a sidecar



hot eleven hundred


one ninety k's was

our self imposed limit

we go to see th real race but


only just



allt hnortons way back there


****jin boat anchors

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:01:45]
+++
?
'?'
+++

oh dear
it;s nickie kdiman

doin sparkling diamond

form moulin rouge


hello gorgeous


+++


i'm not implyin yr a boat anchor
well i am


but

+++

umm

+++


just take yr clothes off and stand over there

+++

doubel oi's ar epsisant
ya knwo that dont ya

+++


dont get enough collateral damage kills to worry about

+++


when ya crack a hundrd thousand kills and go

triple o status
for th first time


is nice

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:04:35]
+++
David Es***
'Rock On'
+++

yeah ok

+++

double o is ****ed
waht u wanna do that for

dont ge to kil enough ppl

+++

may as well be a grunt

+++

**** that

+++

when i ****up
i ****up big

+++


umm

i got five thouand

beautiful kills

came with
95 thousand in collateral damage and

we can probly never admit it

+++

not publicly

+++

th two senior feds
more their concern

th pigs nest is still seething

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:08:03]
+++
The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Track No02'
+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:08:10]
+++
Kelis
'Milk Shake'
+++

alright dickless tracy

+++

gave u directions t read my diary

cant really complain

+++


we got another big one coming
ltos of dead

th smell of rotting brains 

strong as


we're tryint o distinguish
whether this is just

sep 23 2007

we knwo abotu that ***** already


soem confusion


sorry

+++

is worry if

this just early indications



is curry munchers

somehow

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:11:22]
+++
The Police
'walking  on  the moon'
+++



ya hear me dickless tracy
we will use their disaster

befor eit happens


cause we can

+++


we have to
we didnt start this war we just

prosecute it

+++

our religion was made war on to
not our fault

our magic so big

+++


swing ****in big cricket bat yes


my magic gives me

osama bin ladens kills

+++


my 
blood money curse


from oz
witchdoctor


smack on day seven



+++


the

cough cough
world

trade centre

dropped at free fall speed into its own basement

+++

with a blood money curse
on th internet


th required
7 days earlier

and that money
bein containe din th
national bank of oz

NAB


NAB payed liek
eighty fiv emillion to new york
durinthat week

th money trail

leads to new york



day seven


world trade centre
the twin towers


falls

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:15:36]
+++
Led Zeppelin
'Gallows Pole'
+++



+++


my kills alright

+++

it wqas tyh last of my motehr 
blood money
stolen by th bank


she was murdered man

an incredibly magic woman

she cursed th money


+++


after she died

+++

my mothers blood money
tied up in

th worst terrorist incident in 
US history

***** decendand from th head inquisitor
of the french inquisition

a huge witch

+++

y aknow old
pope benedict
as he calle dhimself
is smilin dont ya mum

+++


old bastard

+++


yr diary was bad enough
ancestor


wot they make of mine

th historians

+++

well for one thing

it makes history

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:23:21]
+++
Budgie
'Guts'
+++


i'll get osama u little ucnt

they're my kills and

i'm more lethal than u



gvi eme th tools
i'llgiv eu his

body



not alive

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:24:54]
+++
Gorillaz
'DARE'
+++


u get gorillad ****

seven in th head

+++

leaves a 


doesnt leave much really

+++


either way
we'll get ya soon


th oracle of kuta
wouldnt be talkin about ya other wise

now would he

+++

got things to pirate

later

..
..


pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"

+++
p.s.


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:28:11]
+++
Bjork
'Play Dead'
+++
 




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a little esquisito (a squizzie)
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