"Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA" <science@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> Debunkers assets "frozen"// Enough for a 'Happy Meal!'
>
> (Amalgamated Press) - Today, the President announced in front of a
> major congregation that one of the most dangerous debunking "cells" to
> terrorize the public have had their assets frozen. In the on-going War
> against "Truth Terror", the main debunking group known as United UFO
> Debunkers (UUFOD) have had their assets frozen by Attorney Sub-General
> Franz Klitzmer. The President of the 'Human-Alien Contact
> Agenda' (HACA), Sir Arthur C. B. Wholeflaffer A.S.A., announced in
> front of the 'National Insecurity Council' that the splinter group
> known as "El-Cracko" had two bank accounts stopped.
>
> One of the accounts had $2.53 in it, most likely left over from
> membership dues. The records traced the account to a member known to
> intelligence circles as the mysterious "Haqqar." The other account
> based in New Jersey had $1.26 in it. The balance indicated that it
> belonged to an El-Cracko member only known as "M. Davis."
>
> Said Wholeflaffer, "This is proof positive that those debunkers/
> terrorists are at the bottom of some ghastly and gruesome deeds,
> indeed. Although I doubt these seizures will shut them down for very
> long, I "believe" that it will go a long way in preventing them from
> having a decent breakfast today. I am told that there is enough money
> in there for a so-called "happy meal."
>
> Sir Wholeflaffer, who later addressed the UN (Unified Naturalists),
> added that "Operation: Infinite Destroy Debunkers (OIDD)" has had some
> remarkable early successes. Wholeflaffer confided to the audience
> that, "we have quite an extensive list now of known debunkers,
> suspected debunkers, debunker sympathizers, suspected debunker
> sympathizers, friends of debunkers, suspected friends of debunkers and
> suspected friends of debunker sympathizers. We will asked Congress
> for a blank-check to set up "Re-Education" Resorts to resettle these
> "threats" to our "democracy, liberty and freedom." He later added
> that, "We will not rest until ever last debunker cell is eliminated
> and destroyed."
>
> In a closing statement, Wholeflaffer stated that "You are either with
> us, or you're snot. Make no mistake, debunkers and their ilk will
> eventually be stopped before they mislead, misinform and misrepresent
> Good Science once again. The Time is Now. I am personally going to ask
> the Pentagon to set up and install free-energy devices for every
> household in America. A new Day is Dawning in America and the entire
> World and All Mankind are the Glorious Winners." Wholeflaffer
> received thunderous applause from the multitudes of like-minded
> individuals.
>
> Reported by Wolfman Blitzkrieg for Amalgamated Press.
This is funny!!!
It deserves the "Debunklitzer Prize" for LipFlapper awareness.
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