Re: God Bless The Queen!!! // NASA // Howdy Everyone!!

On Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:57:36 -0800 (PST), Sir Gilligan Horry
<Sir.Gilligan.Horry@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:

>I've been busy and stressed.

>All my years of being a CIA agent provocateur

Top Ten Reasons Why the CIA Posts to AAV

10.  They don't want anyone to think they're smarter than George W. Bush

 9.   The FBI won't accidentally blow their cover while soliciting
toddlers
for Cheney's DC pedophile ring.

 8.  Henry Kissinger likes little boys.

 7.  Economics 101:  Pay check, pay check, pay check.

 6.  Keeping a low Usenet profile. (absurd)

 5.  Most of the Fed's major decisions are decided by brain storming  AUK

 4.  Art Bell is in charge of the US Navy and most im****tant Pentagon
decisions.

 3. The Aleeuns have landed and taken over their longitudinal
interferometers

 2.  Posting to Usenet helps employ the disabled at the NSA

<drum roll, maestro!>

1.  They're pissed off because they had to use the oxymoron "Central
Intelligence Agency" rather than Nazi Command Central (NCC) because Gene
Roddenberry already beat them to it. 




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