>Governmentium:
> Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to
> science.The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25
> assistant neutrons, 8 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy
neutrons,
> giving it an atomic mass of 312.
> These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
> surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since
> Governmentium has noelectrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected
> because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A
> minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally
> take less than a second to take from four days to four years to
complete.
> Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; it does not decay,
but
> instead undergoes a reorganization in which a ****tion of the assistant
> neutrons nd deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's
mass
> will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause
> more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
> This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe
> that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
> concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical
> morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes
> Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as
> Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many
> morons.
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