"*_//!!_//!!*" <*TheAngel*@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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outdid yourself angel! LOL.......
> >Governmentium:
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>> Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to
>> science.The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25
>> assistant neutrons, 8 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy
neutrons,
>> giving it an atomic mass of 312.
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>> These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
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>> surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
>> Since
>> Governmentium has noelectrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected
>> because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A
>> minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally
>> take less than a second to take from four days to four years to
complete.
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>> Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; it does not decay,
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>> instead undergoes a reorganization in which a ****tion of the assistant
>> neutrons nd deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's
>> mass
>> will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause
>> more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
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>> This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe
>> that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
>> concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical
>> morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes
>> Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as
>> Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many
>> morons.
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