"Didn't they spell the "P" word wrong in the subject hearder? Man am
I ever glad I don't have to critique this...Sick ass...Take your
misspelled P and hit the road, Jack...Oh, and how can something be for
sale free?...This all disturbs me."
But you ARE (God I hate it that Google Groups doesn't provide italics
as a text option) critiquing it--you literature snob, you--although a
rush-to-judgement it was.
First of all, intentional misspellings are commonly used stylistic
devices. " Led Zeppelin," for instance. Or "The Beatles". You might
just as easily dismiss all of Paul's music and John's poetry because
neither one knew how to spell the word "beetle". Presumably, you'd not
bother to evaluate what a London punk band named "men masterbating
with melons" have to artistically say about their human cir***stances
simply because you're too closed a book to recognize their observation
of the disconnect in word and action of self-proclaimed MEN (sigh) who
claim to be "masters of their domain,"* but yet find it necessary to
masturbate. A certain self-proclaimed Marine into numerology and the
digits "4" and "5" comes to mind.
The greater error, of course, is that you blew off the entire post
after reading the title, then discarding the body of the text which
you presumed to be a barrage of perverted Google search-word magnets.
Little do you understand the metaphoric use of eccentric acts of Human
***uality in social commentary. If "masterbating (sic) with melons"
met with no recognition in your mind, then you're obviously unfamiliar
with Cormac McCarthy's "Suttree," in which a cellmate of the
protagonist landed himself there by means of forcibly raping a
watermelon he found lying helpless in a patch. How obvious must the
parable be? Men, slaves of their primordial psychologies, have a
preference for submissive women, the ones that lie ****d and prostrate
in melon patches.
By the embossed cover, you thought you knew the book. And to think you
call yourself a woman of letters. What an embarrassment.
*Seinfeld, Book 3, Verse 12
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