On Apr 5, 11:00=A0pm, "Steve Thompson"<steve49...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> On Sat, Apr 05, 2008 at 01:56:55PM +0000, Modemac wrote:
> > FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
> > Contact: The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. 1-216-320-9528
> > Fax: (216) 320-9528
> > st...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> > CLEVELAND, Ohio, April 5, 2008: The Church of the SubGenius has
> > announced that the end of the world will take place on Saturday, July
> > 5, 2008. In preparation for the fulfillment of this doomsday prophecy,
> > the Church is requesting that all of its members participate in a
> > bizarre religious ceremony taking place in upstate New York, during
> > the final weekend before the arrival of the apocalypse.
>
> > Since its inception in 1953, Church founder J.R. "Bob" Dobbs has
> > predicted that a fleet of flying saucers will arrive at the beginning
> > of July to destroy the worldwide Conspiracy against the Church of the
> > SubGenius, while all ordained SubGenius ministers will be rescued by
> > escape vessels piloted by the Alien *** Goddesses, also known as the
> > Xists.
>
> > The Church is inviting all of its members worldwide to gather together
> > for the final hours in Sherman, New York from Wednesday, July 2 to
> > Sunday, July 6, at a clothing-optional outdoor campground called
> > Brushwood Folklore Center. The first gathering at this compound took
> > place in 1996, and the event has increased in size and participants
> > each following year. 1998 was designated the first true "X-Day," and
> > each successive year has added one to the total. This year's
> > celebration in 2008 is X-Day 11, or X-Day XI.
>
> > The Church has been engaged in a massive recruitment campaign to
> > increase the numbers of its member****p before the arrival of the
> > Xists. According to Church records, the organization currently has
> > approximately 100,000 members worldwide. SubGenius recruitment has
> > been especially dedicated among the ranks of people who refuse to
> > conform to the norms of society, including disbelievers, blasphemers,
> > pranksters, rebels, hackers, ****ographers, geeks, and outcasts.
>
> > The Church is seeking underground bands, indie rockers, performance
> > artists, and performers and producers from the adult entertainment
> > industry, because ***ual freedom has been an im****tant part of Church
> > doctrine from the start. X-Day will be a celebration of free
> > expression, performance art, rock and roll, ****ography, and adult
> > entertainment; and certain parts of the event will be restricted to
> > adults only. Only ordained ministers of the Church of the SubGenius
> > are allowed at the event, but the Church is accepting member****ps at
> > its standard rate of $30 up until the final hours of July 4.
>
> I've been putting off officially joining for a while now, mainly because
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> can't expense the fee yet. =A0I'd accept it if my member****p was comped,
b=
ut
> none of my employers know what the Church is (which is probably why I
have=
> a closet full of mouse-pads, back-scratchers, cor****ate-logo frisbees,
> unused hockey tickets, and a croquet set). =A0Since member****p seems to
be=
> the only way onto the saucers, I'd better start thinking about getting a
> chequebook.
>
> Regards,
>
> Steve
>
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I would also like to join this Devival but apparently... i'm in
another country.... dont have the money to go there but i would be
glad to send that $30 for the salvation of my soul. BTW, somebody told
mo i could send my remaining ball to you for the fee.. i'd be glad to
send it via ups to the address.... i'll also include my right feet and
my left feet's toe as an appreciation...
can i ask if you have any means of making this church a world-wide
accepted organization.. seriously.... i hate these f*cktard religion
here controlling everything from food to government.....
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