Only in this group could I possibly post this and have people understand
... so here goes!
Background for those who don't know: I live with M and D who have been
my partners for eight years now.
This weekend D and I had planned to go to a local naturist club with
some friends and stay overnight while M had S, her new "toyboy" (his
choice of descriptor, not mine) over to stay.
I wasn't too sure I was going to enjoy the naturist club (not because of
any issues about taking my clothes off, more because they play loud
disco music on Saturday nights!) but my driving skills were needed to
get four of us over there (about an hour's drive into the Kent
countryside) so I went along with the plan. Also the group is a good
group that I get on well with and there might have been play that I
could enjoy though I doubted I would be in the mood.
We arrived safely, had a walk around the site which is very pleasant
with woods and a big grassy field. Then we had a nice time getting hot
and wet together (no, in the jacuzzi, sillies!) and next sat for a while
in the main club room before going back to the caravan we'd hired for
the night. We also had a chalet to give enough sleeping space for eight.
I still wasn't in the mood for *** and D was enjoying playing with other
people. I tried to go to bed in one of the beds in the caravan but
there was an audible thumping bass coming from the clubhouse. After
persevering for a while and getting increasingly annoyed I tried the
chalet (in a slightly different location) in case it was any quieter.
It wasn't. At this time I screamed out loud in frustration and decided
the most sensible thing for me to do at this point was to drive home,
sleep here overnight and then go back in the morning to pick the others
up!
They were a little concerned but they are used to me and my intolerance
of loud music so they understood. D merely asked that I text him to let
him know when I got home, which I happily agreed to do.
I had a trouble free journey home and stealthily crept into our bedroom
to extract a pair of pyjamas from my drawers. M and S were in bed, M
was fast asleep though S stirred and saw me ... I whispered to him to
not wake her up and left the room.
I slept downstairs on the couch and M came down this morning and made me
a cup of tea. She was all confused because S had told her that D and I
were both back. Oh the powers of the imgination. ;-) I told her that
all the evidence he had was seeing me in the room and explained what had
happened!
She went back up to bed, I got up and all is well with the world.
Now, I ask you, if I posted that scenario anywhere else in the world,
would people understand that it's all good? :-)
Well, except for the bit about my lost libido, of course.
By the way, has anybody seen it? It's been AWOL for a while now and I'd
really really like to have it back some time soon!
--
nickie{D}


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