Lord Chain Smerker wrote:
> More Cartoon riots
The concept of "cartoon riots" still chafes a bit while it wriggles
through my brain -- Had someone accurately predicted the appearance of
such headlines only weeks before now, I'd have sussed him demented. Or
asked him for a hit of whatever he's on...
--
....he only comes out when I drink my Djinn
the Tortured Spark - a Light in the Dark
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor eddieVroom
Ascended Master Mechanic of the SoCal Motor Lodge
Knights of the Visible Wank-L
BACON! 23
It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east
laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers. The
thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle,
nursing a whopper. Goodgulf, Gimlet, and the rest rode by him, praying
for their fate to be quick, painless, and if possible, someone else's.
Many an hour the armies forged ahead, the war-merinos bleating
under their heavy burdens and the soldiers bleating under their melting
icepacks.
-- The Harvard Lampoon, "Bored of the Rings"
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