Bob Officer, <bobofficers@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, the fringed, smoke-cured puddle of
puke, and dealer in stale cheeses, whinnied:
> On Sun, 30 Oct 2005 05:07:40 +0545, in alt.usenet.kooks, "Kadaitcha
> Man" <nospam@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>> Bob Officer, <bobofficers@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, the suppositional,
>> tape-recorded hairy tongue, and seller of dead eels, moaned:
>>
>>> the wine doesn't really turn into
>>> blood in the rite of ritual canabilism/vampirism practiced in most
>>> christian churches.
>>
>> Correction, Bob. That is not the view of 'most christian churches'.
>> It is only the Roman Catholic Cult that promotes such a heinous lie.
>
> In this case, I will use a broad brush, if it suits me to make people
> think...
>
> I heard/joined in a discussion with a fundy baptist minister a few
> years ago talking... he didn't believe the unlevened bread meant for
> 'Chag Ha-Matzot' offering literally became the body of christ, but
> figuratively or symbolistic of the body of christ. Of course you [the
> baptist minister didn't] understand the roots of this ritual come
> from two different old hebrew celebrations? Chag-Ha-Pesach, meaning
> the "Festival of the Pesach" (festival of the lamb) in Hebrew, and
> the second festival was known as Chag Ha-Matzot (festival of the
> unlevened bread) both have their root in the ancient city of Ar and
> trying to trace their root back farther seems to be like sifting dust
>
> Even in this, the mother church <which it isn't> seems to start
> talking about the bible not really being the 'word' of god, and maybe
> they'll decide the pope isn't infallible...
>
> The old church is the foundation which all the fundies beliefs are
> built upon. When the walls come tumbling down, so will they rhetoric
> the fundies have espoused for years.
>
> If there was/is no god, some people will still try to create him in
> their image.
>
> I know Grandmother Selu will get me for that...
Nice rant, Bob. How long have you been a closet frothing and foaming,
lying,
anti-religious zealot? Hmmm? You are no better than those whom you accuse.
> The old church is the foundation which all the fundies beliefs are
> built upon.
I say you are a bare-faced, frothing liar. Sup****t your claim that "The
old
church is the foundation which all the fundies beliefs are built upon"
with
argument and/or evidence.
> In this case, I will use a broad brush, if it suits me to make people
> think...
You might not have caught the attention of my k0oK detector had you
thought
before you frothed and foamed your rabid hatred all over the place, Bob.
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