Bob Officer, <bobofficers@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, the subservient, microcephalous
hooligan, and starcher of ****rt collars, pealed:
> On Sun, 30 Oct 2005 05:48:57 +0545, in alt.usenet.kooks, "Kadaitcha
> Man" <nospam@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>> Bob Officer, <bobofficers@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, the fringed, smoke-cured
>> puddle of puke, and dealer in stale cheeses, whinnied:
>>> On Sun, 30 Oct 2005 05:07:40 +0545, in alt.usenet.kooks, "Kadaitcha
>>> Man" <nospam@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Bob Officer, <bobofficers@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, the suppositional,
>>>> tape-recorded hairy tongue, and seller of dead eels, moaned:
>>>>
>>>>> the wine doesn't really turn into
>>>>> blood in the rite of ritual canabilism/vampirism practiced in most
>>>>> christian churches.
>>>>
>>>> Correction, Bob. That is not the view of 'most christian churches'.
>>>> It is only the Roman Catholic Cult that promotes such a heinous
>>>> lie.
>>>
>>> In this case, I will use a broad brush, if it suits me to make
>>> people think...
>>>
>>> I heard/joined in a discussion with a fundy baptist minister a few
>>> years ago talking... he didn't believe the unlevened bread meant for
>>> 'Chag Ha-Matzot' offering literally became the body of christ, but
>>> figuratively or symbolistic of the body of christ. Of course you
>>> [the baptist minister didn't] understand the roots of this ritual
>>> come from two different old hebrew celebrations? Chag-Ha-Pesach,
>>> meaning the "Festival of the Pesach" (festival of the lamb) in
>>> Hebrew, and the second festival was known as Chag Ha-Matzot
>>> (festival of the unlevened bread) both have their root in the
>>> ancient city of Ar and trying to trace their root back farther
>>> seems to be like sifting dust
>>>
>>> Even in this, the mother church <which it isn't> seems to start
>>> talking about the bible not really being the 'word' of god, and
>>> maybe they'll decide the pope isn't infallible...
>>>
>>> The old church is the foundation which all the fundies beliefs are
>>> built upon. When the walls come tumbling down, so will they rhetoric
>>> the fundies have espoused for years.
>>>
>>> If there was/is no god, some people will still try to create him in
>>> their image.
>>>
>>> I know Grandmother Selu will get me for that...
>>
>> Nice rant, Bob. How long have you been a closet frothing and
>> foaming, lying, anti-religious zealot? Hmmm? You are no better than
>> those whom you accuse.
>
> What part was rant?
The lot of it.
> what part was a lie?
The part I asked you to sup****t with argument and/or evidence, for
starters.
> what part was frothing/foaming?
The lot of it.
> You do understand christianity has it roots built in both the
> religion of the hebrews and various other pagan religions in europe
> in 100AD... And the old hebrew religion was based on a cult in the
> city of AR... (that's where abraham and Sarah was from)
There you go making more unsup****ted claims; putting more nails into the
hands that will hammer down your coffin lid.
>>> The old church is the foundation which all the fundies beliefs are
>>> built upon.
>>
>> I say you are a bare-faced, frothing liar. Sup****t your claim that
>> "The old church is the foundation which all the fundies beliefs are
>> built upon" with argument and/or evidence.
>
> Take the time to read up the state of the church and John Calvin...
> and then go back and study the history from around 200-325 AD
> including the history of the Council of Nicene, the beliefs and
> writing of Arius, Presbyter in Alexandria, and Eusebius, Bishop of
> Nicomedia. Also do a little reading on the Arian Controversy.
Ah, so you make claims that you cannot sup****t and when pushed to sup****t
them, you tell people to go and study this, study that and study the
other,
under the ridiculous and mistaken assumption that the other person will
come
to the exact same conclusioon that you did. Very k0^hclever, Bob.
A) Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
B) Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
C) Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
D) Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
likely others will believe you!
E) When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
haha.
F) Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
G) Neither is illiteracy.
H) Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
I) Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
hahaha.
J) Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
haha.
K) K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the
k00k can see.
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
>>> In this case, I will use a broad brush, if it suits me to make
>>> people think...
>>
>> You might not have caught the attention of my k0oK detector had you
>> thought before you frothed and foamed your rabid hatred all over the
>> place, Bob.
>
> Then your detector must be broken or it would be going off every time
> you walked into the room.
Wow, Bob! An IKYABWAI lame. What next, 'your mother' lames?
I say you are showing the signs of being a rabid k0oK, no matter how hard
you try to ingratiate yourself with others.
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