Bob Officer, <bobofficers@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, the deathlike, dented fast-food
restaurant worker, and hedger and ditcher, ejected:
> On Sun, 30 Oct 2005 08:10:17 +0545, in alt.usenet.kooks, "Kadaitcha
> Man" <nospam@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>>>> http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
>>>
>>> That looks like it was started from the old KOOK FAQ which Lou used
>>> to keep on his page.
>>
>> Duh. Why do you suppose the source was credited?
>
> Then you should take a long careful look...
> I helped write that source...
Really? It only credits "Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry". You should protest loudly.
> Now, go pound sand, chump.
Oooooh. Tough. Scawy, even. Is that why you snecked all the argument and
charges against you, chicken**** k0oK? Trim, snip, hack, avoid and run
away
from it all you like; you're only providing empirical evidence to sup****t
what's already been written about you; that you believe everything you
read
on this subject and are not only incapable of making your own mind up, but
are also incapable of explaining why you believe the things you proclaim.
Not much different to Alexa and free electricity from aluminium, eh.
The only suprising thing is that you got away with hiding your rabid,
anti-religious zealot personality for so long.
End of exposé.
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