"de Fragile Warrior S****ts Supplies" <volfie@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "Ms. B. Haven" <uhuh@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 01:09:10 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
>> <cujo@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>Ms. B. Haven <uhuh@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>> On Sat, 21 Jan 2006 22:20:32 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>>> <cujo@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>It's that time again!
>>>>>
>>>>>Please be aware that the election and results are only official
>>>>>when I ****ing well say they are official. Deal.
>>>>>
>>>>>The format for nominations is the same as the AUK awards.
>>>>>
>>>>>Header should read thus:
>>>>>
>>>>>NOMINATION: [ghoul name] for Ghoul of the Year.
>>>>>
>>>>>Please make sure the nominations are poasted in alt.usenet.kooks
>>>>>and make the effort to poast it into alt.****nozzles if you can.
>>>>>
>>>>>Please provide all nominated candidates with some sup****ting reason
>>>>>for the readers to have a compelling reason to second and vote.
>>>>>
>>>>>Louie "Dr." Turdi was last years winner but will require a
>>>>>nomination and seconding to be eligible for this years award.
>>>>>
>>>>>Nominations will close on February 3 at 11:59pm PST.
>>>>>
>>>>>Stay tuned for the Official Ballot immediately after that.
>>>>
>>>> What are the requirements for this prestigious honor?
>>>
>>>I'm glad you asked!
>>>
>>>From my post on 1/10/2005:
>>>
>>>>What is a ghoul on Usenet?
>>>
>>>> Someone who tries to make a few points, bucks or converts off the
>>>> suffering of others in the face of a tragedy.
>>>
>>>> A quick example is someone claiming they predicted the 911 thing,
>>>> Princess Di or the results of something criminal like a mass
>>>> murderer.
>>>
>>>> The success of this attempt is not relevant, there's plenty of
>>>> failures to go around. Just because they failed is no reason to
>>>> discount the effort. That's why they're ****ing kooks too."
>>>
>>>"Dr." Louis Turdi even offered to ****p over copies of his annual
>>>Moonpower book to the tsunami victims in Asia. This probably pushed
>>>him over the top in last years election.
>>>
>>>Please be sure to cite the net.ghoulery when nominating your ghoul
>>>and be sure to follow up during the voting.
>>
>> So it has to be online ghoulery, huh? If it wasn't, I'd say Wacko
>> was a shoe-in with the Katrina single announcement and the continued
>> hype of its "imminent release".
>>
>> (a.f snecked 'cause my newsserver doesn't carry it))
>
> Hmmmm. Let's see... sPamboK0TY2005 makes fun of rape, animal abuse,
> child abuse, Alzheimer's and cancer. Would that qualify or is she
> still a minor player as far as ghoulery goes?
Spermwhale was on the ballot last year, silly. She even beat out SOLLOG
for sheer ghoulery. She was qualified last year, I can't see it being any
different this year. In fact, she's far more qualified this year.
Look at the qualifications again: " Someone who tries to make a few
points, bucks or converts off the suffering of others in the face of a
tragedy."
sPammy certainly does the first.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award & July 2005 Hammer of Thor.
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.****nozzles. Hail Petitmorte!
"I haven't been refuted, defeated, or even minimalized yet, I have been
called names and attempts have been made to redefine my 50 years of
brilliance because of the envy of my lesser harassers, that's all."
- 47YO Ed "Pantyhead" Wollmann still can't count.
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