"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cujo@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "de Fragile Warrior S****ts Supplies" <volfie@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> "Ms. B. Haven" <uhuh@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>> On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 01:09:10 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>> <cujo@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>Ms. B. Haven <uhuh@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>> On Sat, 21 Jan 2006 22:20:32 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>>>> <cujo@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>It's that time again!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Please be aware that the election and results are only official
>>>>>>when I ****ing well say they are official. Deal.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The format for nominations is the same as the AUK awards.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Header should read thus:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>NOMINATION: [ghoul name] for Ghoul of the Year.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Please make sure the nominations are poasted in alt.usenet.kooks
>>>>>>and make the effort to poast it into alt.****nozzles if you can.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Please provide all nominated candidates with some sup****ting reason
>>>>>>for the readers to have a compelling reason to second and vote.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Louie "Dr." Turdi was last years winner but will require a
>>>>>>nomination and seconding to be eligible for this years award.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Nominations will close on February 3 at 11:59pm PST.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Stay tuned for the Official Ballot immediately after that.
>>>>>
>>>>> What are the requirements for this prestigious honor?
>>>>
>>>>I'm glad you asked!
>>>>
>>>>From my post on 1/10/2005:
>>>>
>>>>>What is a ghoul on Usenet?
>>>>
>>>>> Someone who tries to make a few points, bucks or converts off the
>>>>> suffering of others in the face of a tragedy.
>>>>
>>>>> A quick example is someone claiming they predicted the 911 thing,
>>>>> Princess Di or the results of something criminal like a mass
>>>>> murderer.
>>>>
>>>>> The success of this attempt is not relevant, there's plenty of
>>>>> failures to go around. Just because they failed is no reason to
>>>>> discount the effort. That's why they're ****ing kooks too."
>>>>
>>>>"Dr." Louis Turdi even offered to ****p over copies of his annual
>>>>Moonpower book to the tsunami victims in Asia. This probably pushed
>>>>him over the top in last years election.
>>>>
>>>>Please be sure to cite the net.ghoulery when nominating your ghoul
>>>>and be sure to follow up during the voting.
>>>
>>> So it has to be online ghoulery, huh? If it wasn't, I'd say Wacko
>>> was a shoe-in with the Katrina single announcement and the continued
>>> hype of its "imminent release".
>>>
>>> (a.f snecked 'cause my newsserver doesn't carry it))
>>
>> Hmmmm. Let's see... sPamboK0TY2005 makes fun of rape, animal abuse,
>> child abuse, Alzheimer's and cancer. Would that qualify or is she
>> still a minor player as far as ghoulery goes?
>
> Spermwhale was on the ballot last year, silly. She even beat out SOLLOG
It puzzles me that you are obviously so hated and you do it even more like
there is no tomorrow.
> for sheer ghoulery. She was qualified last year, I can't see it being
any
> different this year. In fact, she's far more qualified this year.
>
> Look at the qualifications again: " Someone who tries to make a few
> points, bucks or converts off the suffering of others in the face of a
> tragedy."
>
> sPammy certainly does the first.
>
> --
> Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
> dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
> Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award & July 2005 Hammer of Thor.
> Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
> Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.****nozzles. Hail Petitmorte!
> "I haven't been refuted, defeated, or even minimalized yet, I have been
> called names and attempts have been made to redefine my 50 years of
> brilliance because of the envy of my lesser harassers, that's all."
> - 47YO Ed "Pantyhead" Wollmann still can't count.
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