In article <1137903741.088172.66160@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, You
can't really see me took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
said "Oh wow"...
> Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > In article <dqulvl$lu2$1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, Cujo
> > DeSockpuppet took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
> > wow"...
> >
> > > Ms. B. Haven <uhuh@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
> > > news:32j5t1d9ab8q4avtsrp48su6sv95mc17hf@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > >
> > > > On Sat, 21 Jan 2006 22:20:32 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
> > > > <cujo@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > > >
> > > >>It's that time again!
> > > >>
> > > >>Please be aware that the election and results are only official
when I
> > > >>****ing well say they are official. Deal.
> > > >>
> > > >>The format for nominations is the same as the AUK awards.
> > > >>
> > > >>Header should read thus:
> > > >>
> > > >>NOMINATION: [ghoul name] for Ghoul of the Year.
> > > >>
> > > >>Please make sure the nominations are poasted in alt.usenet.kooks
and
> > > >>make the effort to poast it into alt.****nozzles if you can.
> > > >>
> > > >>Please provide all nominated candidates with some sup****ting
reason
> > > >>for the readers to have a compelling reason to second and vote.
> > > >>
> > > >>Louie "Dr." Turdi was last years winner but will require a
nomination
> > > >>and seconding to be eligible for this years award.
> > > >>
> > > >>Nominations will close on February 3 at 11:59pm PST.
> > > >>
> > > >>Stay tuned for the Official Ballot immediately after that.
> > > >
> > > > What are the requirements for this prestigious honor?
> > >
> > > I'm glad you asked!
> > >
> > > From my post on 1/10/2005:
> > >
> > > >What is a ghoul on Usenet?
> > >
> > > > Someone who tries to make a few points, bucks or converts off the
> > > > suffering of others in the face of a tragedy.
> > >
> > > > A quick example is someone claiming they predicted the 911 thing,
> > > > Princess Di or the results of something criminal like a mass
murderer.
> > >
> > > > The success of this attempt is not relevant, there's plenty of
failures
> > > > to go around. Just because they failed is no reason to discount
the
> > > > effort. That's why they're ****ing kooks too."
> > >
> > > "Dr." Louis Turdi even offered to ****p over copies of his annual
> > > Moonpower book to the tsunami victims in Asia.
> >
> > That was so moving. I still tear up thinking about it.
> >
> > > This probably pushed him
> > > over the top in last years election.
> > >
> > > Please be sure to cite the net.ghoulery when nominating your ghoul
and be
> > > sure to follow up during the voting.
> > >
> > >
>
> iRAN, iRAN so far away???
>
> Hey, you could always go to Dkos and rerape women who have already been
> raped, or gang raped.
Wow, that pretty much came out of nowhere. Now I guess we know what you
think about when you're home alone, huh?
>
> Maybe that'd be fun, eh, ?
I don't know. Would it?
--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaR****nE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
NP: "Icicle" (Tour Rehearsal) -- Tori Amos
"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
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