1% Fear
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hey psychic blog
hw th **** are ya ?
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the motels
'total control'
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dont rub it in
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i hit th fortitude valley last night
on nippleclamp
th suspension
monoshock unicycle
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first time
she's been thru th valley
after midnight
in mark three guise
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LST
land surfer mark three
"limited slip tripper"
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hi paulie
"gday"
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got whinged at
while playin drums for rock spider
that i smelled too much
wearin original jeans
dirty as
i ****n stunk
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but i've read my diary
i've read
wot i go hoem with
from th fortitide valley
why *** in smellin pretty
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besides yr fat *****
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frente
'accidently kelly street'
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so i did
do my six month blackban of th valley
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said i would
i dont ride a safety bicycle
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****n girls bikes
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i did though
wear th shark fin
wizard hat
black tip
last night
thru th city at speed
after midnight
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with
1% Fear
written across my bare chest
no shoes
just a pair of jeans
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ya dont see
th
no fear stickers
on th backs of cars
as much as ya used ta
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oh yeah
that date i posted
some time before
and wrote clues to
for a week before it
13 january 2007
it was an earthquake
it dod come form th east
in th japan ocean
7.9 on th richter scale
and a fourty centimetre
tsunami wave
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said i couldnt use it
no bugger died
dont put up my
psychic kills
tally
a bit
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city high
'you dont know me'
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ah well
this psychic blog
even said it was
from th weight of th oceans
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and th first clue i wrote was
oh very young
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so that's
my third tsunami
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they're gettin smaller
cant continue
th first was
eighty five feet
second was
six feet
and this one
under four feet
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wot's goin on kuta ?
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the prodigy
'out of space'
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like my litle brother said
on th rim of fire
7.9 earthquakes
dont land every day
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a major tremor
so th papers did say
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i know
u'll claim u got
no warning of this ****er either
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and i said i wasnt gunna be nice this yr
i did say th magic
was gunna come out swinging this yr
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i guess there is
th usual bad side
to it
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i'll get th usual
maybe it
wouldnt of happened
if i wasnt predicting it
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go and get ****ed
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city high
'15 will get you 20'
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th psychic ego
of th wizard
continues to
grow
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gave rock spider a cuddle and
even played th drum for a bit
didnt really sing
i know
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but
he was
in th
buskers jam
at dawn
on a sunday morn
durin th golden age
best thing in my diary
fr th fortitude valley
it doesnt compete
with bein laid
in th doorway of a nightclub
at surfers paradise
i'm still gettin calls frm there
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we allowed that
brisbane women dont ****
they just tease
and watched th four dancing
in front of th drum
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i have missed it but
i wont be back in a hurry
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pj harvey
'send his love to me'
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just liek rock spider
saw mira hangin out of a club
and brother julian
playin centre mall
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nearly
nearly
got run over by a truck
three cars so far
have gone over th top of me
i still
havent broken a bone on it
surfin on one wheel
after midnight
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dont see my own death
and i 'm a real psychic
i have to
drop over skatebwol walls
on a man;s bike
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hopped out of th car
friday night
in th city
monoshock
unicycle
layin onth footpath already
a mountain bicycle goes past
i yell out
GIRLS BIKE
he stops
turns around
and checks me out
grizzled twenty yrs
on th solo wheel
extreme unicyclist and
then he jumped th three foot
wall
and rode his bicycle thru th garden
i laughed
gutless **** too hey
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still a girls bike
it;s a
safety bicycle
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****in girls bikes
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stealers wheel
'stuck in th middle with you'
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i've got another
dated psychic prediction
in this here
psychic blog
**** that nostradamus was an amateur
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but they still follow him
blindly
and try to twist
results out of his work
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th best clues
seem to have been thrown around
day minus eight this time
close enough
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th unbelievers
dont believe anythin anyway
****em
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4 non blondes
'whats going on'(techno remix)
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now i
have to
look forward into th future
and pick my next
natural diaster
to write clues to
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thing is
is th wizard feelin nice still
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wot i dont like about me
i'm a ****
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or at least my twin brother
black
th other side of my head
is
u called that chick fat
"so"
"she was"
"i wouldnt **** her with yr dick"
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th bald tyre was a bit of fun
ridin thru greasy pizza
on th ground and
a moist road
downhill
thru th nightclubber crowd
"but we made it"
no ****in brakes still ****fts em
"rather just peel thru em"
"more jump"
"oh look"
"white girls can jump"
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**** off peasants
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pirate jenny
"black"
'james bong-triple o"
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p.s.
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joe jackson
'real men'
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